Still one of my favorite 30 minute comedies, read on to find out why.
We start off with Tessa trying to make Dahlia and her friends jealous by kissing boyfriend Scott Strauss in the hallways. Although I feel like eventually her and Dahlia will have to live under the same roof, for now she can be frenemies with her.
George is still concerned about the XXL condoms he found in her room. Um, why would she need XXL? Weird. He decides to invite her friends over with game night so that she will think that is more fun than sex. Yeah ok George. Malik and Lisa come over and Tessa comes home saying she cannot stay, she has dinner plans with Scott. Malik and Lisa stay anyway and entertain George and his questions. We see that Malik has a crush on Lisa and she tells George about this virginity calculator. Apparently it goes by weight, height, age and hair length. He plugs in Tessa's stats and realizes he will need to cut her hair to get her older than 16 to lose it. haha.
During Tessa's date she realizes she doesn't like Scott as much as she had thought. All he does is talk about Africa. Even over ice-cream he says its hard to enjoy when other people are starving. I mean, come on. She kisses him anyway because Dahlia and her friends come in. They yell at her to get a room.
Dahlia gets her dry cleaning picked up and makes sure to check all the pockets. She finds a pair of thongs in M/L size. She goes crazy because she keeps her body tight and Steven is sleeping with a heffer. She sees her lawyer and lets him know what is going on. He tells her that Steven is a good provider so she needs to think about that before she divorces him.
She tells George she is going to sleep at Lisa's and he starts in on her about the condoms. She tells him that talking to her is a privilege and not a demand and she storms out. While having breakfast with the Shay's at the club, George and her have another run in. Dallas tells them that Steven is cheating on her with a heffer and she is off to the gym. Tessa says she wants to work out with her. Fast forward to some funny scenes. First they are spinning, then Zumba, then throwing a ball back and forth talking about their problems. Dallas changes outfits each time and she is hysterical.
Tessa goes to break up with Scott and he has set up a tent with a goat which is an offering for her father to sleep with her. She ends up breaking up with him and bringing back the goat to George. She tells him he was wrong and they broke up. Meanwhile, Noah tells George to act like a dude and not a dad. He then sleeps with the waitress from the club. She walks out all disheveled and Tessa catches her. She mentions to George that was not love. He then has a funny run in with the waitress after he never called her back.
Back at Dallas' house she is so mad that Steve has a no shoes policy, she rips it off the wall and puts on her 6 inch stilettos. She wears a sparkly dress and stomps all over the floor in her heels as dog Yicoult is looking on. Then she starts dancing and singing to Kelly Clarkson's Stronger. I was dying. I love this song, I love Dallas and I love that she was dancing to it. In walks Dahlia and she says "Mommy, are you and daddy getting divorced?"
Back at school, Kimantha and Kendra are super jealous that Dahlia's parents are getting divorced. Now that she will have two houses, two holidays and two of everything. Only in Chatswin, Tessa notes, that someone would be jealous of this.
Now, we can finally see George and Dallas getting together and blending these two families? How great would that be?
We start off with Tessa trying to make Dahlia and her friends jealous by kissing boyfriend Scott Strauss in the hallways. Although I feel like eventually her and Dahlia will have to live under the same roof, for now she can be frenemies with her.
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George is still concerned about the XXL condoms he found in her room. Um, why would she need XXL? Weird. He decides to invite her friends over with game night so that she will think that is more fun than sex. Yeah ok George. Malik and Lisa come over and Tessa comes home saying she cannot stay, she has dinner plans with Scott. Malik and Lisa stay anyway and entertain George and his questions. We see that Malik has a crush on Lisa and she tells George about this virginity calculator. Apparently it goes by weight, height, age and hair length. He plugs in Tessa's stats and realizes he will need to cut her hair to get her older than 16 to lose it. haha.
During Tessa's date she realizes she doesn't like Scott as much as she had thought. All he does is talk about Africa. Even over ice-cream he says its hard to enjoy when other people are starving. I mean, come on. She kisses him anyway because Dahlia and her friends come in. They yell at her to get a room.
Dahlia gets her dry cleaning picked up and makes sure to check all the pockets. She finds a pair of thongs in M/L size. She goes crazy because she keeps her body tight and Steven is sleeping with a heffer. She sees her lawyer and lets him know what is going on. He tells her that Steven is a good provider so she needs to think about that before she divorces him.
She tells George she is going to sleep at Lisa's and he starts in on her about the condoms. She tells him that talking to her is a privilege and not a demand and she storms out. While having breakfast with the Shay's at the club, George and her have another run in. Dallas tells them that Steven is cheating on her with a heffer and she is off to the gym. Tessa says she wants to work out with her. Fast forward to some funny scenes. First they are spinning, then Zumba, then throwing a ball back and forth talking about their problems. Dallas changes outfits each time and she is hysterical.
from tvguide.com
Tessa goes to break up with Scott and he has set up a tent with a goat which is an offering for her father to sleep with her. She ends up breaking up with him and bringing back the goat to George. She tells him he was wrong and they broke up. Meanwhile, Noah tells George to act like a dude and not a dad. He then sleeps with the waitress from the club. She walks out all disheveled and Tessa catches her. She mentions to George that was not love. He then has a funny run in with the waitress after he never called her back.
Back at Dallas' house she is so mad that Steve has a no shoes policy, she rips it off the wall and puts on her 6 inch stilettos. She wears a sparkly dress and stomps all over the floor in her heels as dog Yicoult is looking on. Then she starts dancing and singing to Kelly Clarkson's Stronger. I was dying. I love this song, I love Dallas and I love that she was dancing to it. In walks Dahlia and she says "Mommy, are you and daddy getting divorced?"
Back at school, Kimantha and Kendra are super jealous that Dahlia's parents are getting divorced. Now that she will have two houses, two holidays and two of everything. Only in Chatswin, Tessa notes, that someone would be jealous of this.
Now, we can finally see George and Dallas getting together and blending these two families? How great would that be?
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