Wednesday, February 22, 2012

New Girl: The Science Fair

CeCe/Schmidt: CeCe was still in bed with Schmidt. She had to be able to sneak out of his room without anyone seeing her. They were all shocked that Schmidt slept with the same girl on another night. They were surprised he didn't want to show her off, since flashback to other scenes where he told the girl Nick's room was the front door, haha. He tells the roomies to look up at the crescent moon so CeCe sneak back in later on. He tries to woo her with some stories about different kinds of cheese. "I wanna slowly peel off the wax on your babybels". Not sure why this worked, but CeCe dug it. She took him to a club to sit in the car so she could go in and they could have sex after. He agreed only if she had breakfast with him. Cut to breakfast at the old age Chinese restaurant. She explains to him that all other boyfriends only showed her off because of her looks. He then tells her how smart and fun she is and she smiles. I have to say it again that I adore Schmidt.

from citytv.com

Nick/Julia: Julia is in Beijing for work and she sends him a cactus. He reads into this and thinks its because he cannot care for a real plant. He ends up watering it too much, the stems break off, he duct tapes them back. He then gets drunk and so does the plant and calls her 7 times leaving messages about how the cactus is a metaphor for her breaking up with him. One message he even ends with I love you and says WHAT did I just say? She finally shows up and confronts him on all the voice mails. She then tells him after listening to all seven of them she realizes he was right, they should break up. He is crushed. Jess ends up giving him a small plant anyways. He had a cactus needle sticking out of his head.

Jess/the kids/Winston: It's science fair day and all of the kids are getting ready. One really snotty kid makes a robotic arm. WHAT. In my 8th grade project I did the difference between tap and bottled water, not created robotics! Another kid who tapes a flashlight to a basketball tells Jess that kids are putting pennies in his but. He shows her his 24cent winnings. She decides to fix this with song. She has the bullied kid play the casio and she sings on her guitar about a sad sparrow. Brianna (the girl from Ramon and Beezus) tapes the whole thing and makes a parody of it on youtube with a bird taking  poop on Jess. Jess is so mad at her that she breaks her science project.

Her and Winston try to put it back together and he brings her his favorite scissor. We later see the bullied kid with the scissor in his mouth, weird. Brianna's two moms are there and when Brianna shows her arm it short circuits and blows up. Yikes. She thinks the bullied kid did it but Jess comes forward saying she did. Winston tells the two moms what a terror Brianna is and dubs himself "brown lightening" when he used to bully kids in school. She gets called into the Principal's office, but she could care less because she is happy that Jess finally hates kids like teachers should. Jess makes another song about robotic arms and has Brianna sing with her. This is her form of punishment.
from fox.com

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