Truly hysterical. I love my little 30 minute comedy shows that I have added to my DVR.
It's Valentine's Day and Jess is feeling pretty "Twirly", which is her word for horny. It is her first Vday alone in 6 years and she wants to take care of little Jess. She buys a 100 pack box of condoms and wants Schmidt to take her out so she can get a one night stand. She packs an over night bag with a change of clothes and stain remover too. She sprays all of her body parts not knowing what this person will be smelling.
Jess, Schmidt and CeCe go to the bar to find her a one night stand. She talks to the first guy who is from Oregon and they nix him because she has too much of a connection already. CeCe is waiting for her boyfriend to come to the bar. He finally gets there is hyped up on mushrooms. CeCe tells him its time to leave because soon he will get racist. She approaches a guy at a bar and sexily asks for his cherry. It ends up getting stuck in his glass so she jams her fingers in and then it gets lodged in her throat and she almost chokes on it. I have to say I fell in love with Schmidt just a little bit more as he quoted the vampire diaries. Swoon.
The guy who slaps her back is fellow True Blood alum Ryan Kwanten! (Hello Jason Stackhouse! I think its amazing that his ex dead girlfriend is in the same episode) He is as stupid as ever. Does her ever get to play a smart role? Seriously! We find out they have nothing in common because he only talks about his lunch and how many tacos he ate. Jess is sold. She is going home with him. She makes Schmidt drive her there.
Over at his house, Oliver, Jess and Schmidt are watching Planet of the Apes together. Jess wants him to leave so she calls CeCe. CeCe is busy dealing with her drugged up boyfriend who is swinging in the playground and calling her the brown girl. RACIST! She tells Schmidt to leave his car there and she will pick him up. He is afraid of the neighborhood they are in and the youths. Rightfully so, his tires were stolen and put on cinder blocks. Oliver's girlfriend comes home and is furious with Jess. Apparently they still live together, but broke up last week. The girlfriend eats tacos really loudly in the kitchen to annoy them. In walks CeCe and her boyfriend and Schmidt. Awkward. Oliver's girlfriend kisses Kyle and CeCe and her get into a fight that gets broken up. They all leave and Oliver gets back together with his girlfriend who understands his love for tacos.
Winston is celebrating vday with Shelby and her three girlfriends. He is putting on nose pore strips, consoling them about love problems and being an all around good guy. Shelby wonders if he is doing all of this to make up for bad behavior. They are super cute together.
Nick is going to Julia's office to celebrate. A guy greets Nick, thinking he is a package delivery guy and starts talking nasty things about Julia. We find out that this guy is her intern. Julia is swamped with work so even though she gives him heart shaped boxers and has light up heart headbands she is super busy. Nick hangs out with the intern and over champagne tells him why he never went back to law school. The intern is so inspired he ends up quitting leaving Julia with all of this copy and stapling work to do. Nick ends up doing it all for her and they have a sweet moment. Maybe he will go back to law school?
Jess is upset she didn't get some, so she takes her box of condoms to Schmidt's door. She is about to knock on it for sex when Nick catches her and she drops all 100 condoms. He basically picks her up and takes her away from the situation. In the morning she calls CeCe to tell her what she almost did. CeCe was apparently in Schmidt's room doing it with him. She must like him as Schmidt nuzzles up to her neck.
I heart Schmidt. I really do. He is the funniest character I have seen in a while. Although I am still rooting for Nick and Jess, I would have loved to see her hook up with Schmidtty. Who do you want her to end up with?
It's Valentine's Day and Jess is feeling pretty "Twirly", which is her word for horny. It is her first Vday alone in 6 years and she wants to take care of little Jess. She buys a 100 pack box of condoms and wants Schmidt to take her out so she can get a one night stand. She packs an over night bag with a change of clothes and stain remover too. She sprays all of her body parts not knowing what this person will be smelling.
Jess, Schmidt and CeCe go to the bar to find her a one night stand. She talks to the first guy who is from Oregon and they nix him because she has too much of a connection already. CeCe is waiting for her boyfriend to come to the bar. He finally gets there is hyped up on mushrooms. CeCe tells him its time to leave because soon he will get racist. She approaches a guy at a bar and sexily asks for his cherry. It ends up getting stuck in his glass so she jams her fingers in and then it gets lodged in her throat and she almost chokes on it. I have to say I fell in love with Schmidt just a little bit more as he quoted the vampire diaries. Swoon.
The guy who slaps her back is fellow True Blood alum Ryan Kwanten! (Hello Jason Stackhouse! I think its amazing that his ex dead girlfriend is in the same episode) He is as stupid as ever. Does her ever get to play a smart role? Seriously! We find out they have nothing in common because he only talks about his lunch and how many tacos he ate. Jess is sold. She is going home with him. She makes Schmidt drive her there.
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Over at his house, Oliver, Jess and Schmidt are watching Planet of the Apes together. Jess wants him to leave so she calls CeCe. CeCe is busy dealing with her drugged up boyfriend who is swinging in the playground and calling her the brown girl. RACIST! She tells Schmidt to leave his car there and she will pick him up. He is afraid of the neighborhood they are in and the youths. Rightfully so, his tires were stolen and put on cinder blocks. Oliver's girlfriend comes home and is furious with Jess. Apparently they still live together, but broke up last week. The girlfriend eats tacos really loudly in the kitchen to annoy them. In walks CeCe and her boyfriend and Schmidt. Awkward. Oliver's girlfriend kisses Kyle and CeCe and her get into a fight that gets broken up. They all leave and Oliver gets back together with his girlfriend who understands his love for tacos.
Winston is celebrating vday with Shelby and her three girlfriends. He is putting on nose pore strips, consoling them about love problems and being an all around good guy. Shelby wonders if he is doing all of this to make up for bad behavior. They are super cute together.
Nick is going to Julia's office to celebrate. A guy greets Nick, thinking he is a package delivery guy and starts talking nasty things about Julia. We find out that this guy is her intern. Julia is swamped with work so even though she gives him heart shaped boxers and has light up heart headbands she is super busy. Nick hangs out with the intern and over champagne tells him why he never went back to law school. The intern is so inspired he ends up quitting leaving Julia with all of this copy and stapling work to do. Nick ends up doing it all for her and they have a sweet moment. Maybe he will go back to law school?
Jess is upset she didn't get some, so she takes her box of condoms to Schmidt's door. She is about to knock on it for sex when Nick catches her and she drops all 100 condoms. He basically picks her up and takes her away from the situation. In the morning she calls CeCe to tell her what she almost did. CeCe was apparently in Schmidt's room doing it with him. She must like him as Schmidt nuzzles up to her neck.
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I heart Schmidt. I really do. He is the funniest character I have seen in a while. Although I am still rooting for Nick and Jess, I would have loved to see her hook up with Schmidtty. Who do you want her to end up with?
Lol, I love your blog. I'm definitely gonna use "twirly". Since you are a DVR junkie, I wanted to let u know there is a new piece of equipment coming from DISH very soon that will make it SO easy to keep track of your shows, store more content, and record more episodes simultaneously. The Hopper should be released here in the next month or so, and it will actually record up to 6 live HD programs at once! It connects to 4 TVs, each of which has access to the main DVR playlist. This will eliminate scheduling conflicts or lost recordings, and will all be stored on a 2TB hard Drive. This Hard Drive can store up to 2,000 Hours of content, the most in the industry! I am so pumped for this to be released, and when my DISH coworkers and I got to try it out last month we were blown away. It will also have Facebook, Twitter, SiriusXM and many more web-integrated apps! It's going to be the absolute best.
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