2 Broke Girls: The Intern

Candy Andy and Caroline are so cute. They are kissy and love each other and she is happy. She is staying out all night with him and being late for work. Caroline suggests that they hire an intern. Max is so used to be the worker and talking behind the boss' back, she doesn't think she can do it. They hold auditions at the cupcake shop, but Max lets it slip about the rat droppings there. She wanted the big boob girl, but Caroline opted for the college girl. They hire her and Max wont make her do work. They do the rat traps themselves and they paint themselves.

Finally the intern calls in sick and then writes the wrong text to them, meant for her friends about her boss being stupid and how she is going out for drinks. Max wakes up to the groaning of Andy and Caroline. Caroline makes the intern get enemas for her. Max is so mad she fires the intern. She sees the rats and Caroline kills it with her paint roller.

2 Broke Girls: Egg Donors

At the diner everyone goes through the lost and found box and Han has to take a picture with the blonde wig, since everyone else did. Hysterical. A man, whose toupee it is, comes to claim it. Caroline has been getting the Martha Stewart Magazine to keep seeing if they are in it. This time they are! There is a blurb about them. They run to show Andy and he is a bit upset because there was a bad drug deal at the soup kitchen and there were murders. Max sneaks in to see the crime scene. There is blood all over the walls, so Andy has to leave. Caroline however thinks this is a perfect place to open their cupcake shop. Since murder brings down rent.

They go to get a loan from women helping women, but the woman doesn't want to help them. They then try to donate their eggs. Max fails, because she doesn't know how to fill out an application. But they will give Caroline $20k for hers since she is a Wharton grad. She gets too queasy at the 8 viles of blood and runs away splattering her blood everywhere along with spilling the nurses viles. It looks like a blood bath so Max is like why not open a shop here. Ahaha.

In the end at the diner, Sophie comes to get her meal and gives them a check for 20K to open their shop. As long as free cupcakes come her way. The girls are so happy, they hug and FINALLY the total goes up at the end!

2 Broke Girls: Amish Men

The girls meet Jedidiah and Jacob who are Amish and are on their break and get to be human for 2 weeks. Coffee -Devil in a cup. They ask them to stay with them in return for building a barn for Chestnut. The younger one gets an erection every time something happens. During this time, Andy and Caroline will be going on their first date. Before he gets her, Max tells him that she is Caroline Channing. This makes Andy really nervous and he refuses to kiss her.

During their dates, nothing happen. They all decide to meet Caroline and Andy on their second date. She needs to prove she is not refined anymore. She gets down and dirty with Jacob and he gets such a bad erection he has to go to the hospital. Andy ends up kissing Caroline and all is right with the world.

2 Broke Girls: Candy Andy

I heart this episode. It reminded me why I like this show in the first place. Let's begin, shall we?

Caroline and Max are jealous of two girls having a laugh fest. She asks Max to take the day off with her and take her out to lunch. Max agrees and they go to the local soup kitchen. Caroline has a sloppy Joe with her and there are funny nuns too. They see a hot guy come in and Max agrees that Caroline has dibs. They follow him over to his candy store. They make small talk and Max is in love with the candy. Caroline likes him but ends up having food poisoning in his store. She runs to the restroom but then throws up on his floor, causing him to vomit too. YUCK. BTW Candy Andy is Dick Casablancas from Veronica Mars and he is so great here!!

He comes to the diner to invite them to his candy party. Max accepts, but Caroline is too embarrassed. Max goes there and tells him to come back to her apartment. He does and they catch Caroline masturbating with the shower head in the tub. Uh oh. He catches the whole thing and she is even more embarrassed.

He goes to see her at the diner and strips down to a short tee and does a back flip. She agrees to date him and I am happy she found someone great. He used to work on wall street and gave it up for candy.

Side bit with Sophie, claiming her booth in the diner. Han gets so mad he tries to tangle with her, but it doesn't work. She just keeps claiming booths and evicting other patrons from their tables.

2 Broke Girls: The Credit Card

Caroline is slipping in her Loubs and breaking her only two pairs of shoes. Max tries to fix them by putting gum in between them. This does not work and she spills lots of food on lots of customers. Probably the funniest part so far. Sophie offers her gym shoes (which are sparkly high heels) and she has to walk like a club foot in them. Poor Caroline.

They get a pre-approved credit card and Caroline wants to buy a new pair of shoes with them, Max new lipstick and lizards and then it gets crazy. Once they meet Earl's son Darius (The Hilarious) and Caroline spills food on him, she wants to buy him a new shirt. They meet him at a subway shop (they actually have those!) and he tells them his skit. It's about smart cars and its not funny or smart.

It's time for Darius' opening act and he goes with the smart car bit, even though they said not to and he does not use their puppet idea either. It is a beaver, named Justin Beaver! I love how their mouths drop open. He is not funny until he makes fun of a guy for looking like Don King and then gets some laughs. Max finally uses the money to fix Caroline's pair of Loubs she already owns and Caroline buys her lipstick from Payless. Someone they gained $100 even though they now have credit card debt.

2 Broke Girls: Cupcake Wars

Max is serving two customers and promoting her business. They go home and Max is in her room laughing about cupcake wars. Caroline says they should enter. They make a home video to send in. It includes Chestnut and cute shirts they made by using Caroline's flat iron to put letters on.

They get called in and are up against a New Orleans people. During their intro, Caroline spaces out and messes it up. The secret ingredients are Southern sole food and the other team is making gumbo cupcakes. Caroline messes up the kitchen with milk and flour before deciding on chicken and waffle cupcakes. They lose the show, but funny to watch.

2 Broke Girls: The Robbery

Caroline and Max are at the diner, when a robber comes in. Right before this they learn that Han is only 29, not 53. The robber asks for money and Caroline freezes and then pees herself, for a good 5 minutes. She also uses Max as a human shield and says take her to the robber. Han ends up pointing a gun at him and saves the day. Sophie takes this chance to make pee jokes at her as often as she sees her. In the robbery bag was a coupon for a free popcorn. They decide to use it at the movies.

When they get there, they do not have enough money to buy a ticket, so they pretend they left their phone and hair flip and go in. They see this movie about superheroes and some dorks are there. Max tells them she likes his cape. They see Han in the back row with some people and follow him out. While they follow him the movie guard asks for their stubs and Max leaves her. Caroline gets nervous, sees Han and pretends she is with him. He doesn't have his stubs either and he pees himself as well. More jokes ensue.

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2 Broke Girls: Lucky Pearls

Not funny. I have to say this episode was not funny. But let's continue, shall we?

We start off at the diner, of course. Max is concerned that Martha never called them. She steals Carolines phone just so she can get the first call. It plays the ringtone, Milkshake, which is actually funny. Sophie comes in and scares away a girl going to see Oleg, the girl leaves and claims she has a UTI anyways. They decide to go and bring cupcakes to Martha and make her try them again.

They go to bake and Caroline talks about her lucky pearl necklace. She says it makes her feel like Caroline Channing. Then it breaks into the cupcakes and Chestnut eats the batter and a pearl or two. She says it will be bad luck now and Max continues to use the batter. She drops the whole bowl all over her head and slips on the pearls. Uh oh.

They go to the Martha office and learn about the cupcake vending machine. They try to deface it but choose not to. They head up to the office and the lady behind the desk wont let them in. She finally agrees to give the cupcakes to her and takes a bite. She bites a pearl and breaks a tooth and bleeds. They leave and try to deface the machine and run away from a guard. Max gets hit by a car and bad luck it is.

The bright side? Han is implementing an electronic system so Earl lets them get money off the top as tips. They put that towards their business and have almost $900 now. She also gets an email from Martha, saying she has not forgotten about them.

2 Broke Girls: Season Premiere

We are back broke fans! When we last left off they had about $900 to their name and were no close to a real story line or any real money. Let's see how the girls are doing, shall we?

We start off at the diner with a 6 year old breastfeeding at the table. Max takes their order and makes fun of him and the woman says nothing. We see Sophie reading the estate catalogue of Caroline's things. She asks Olaf to take her there as a real date. Caroline refuses to look at it, but asks Max to go see her father with her in prison.

While at prison, Max swoons over her dad. They talk about pumpkin spice cupcakes until he makes them talk about the estate sale. He begs Max to taker her and to buy the loving cup trophy. He is an ad for Banana Republic. Max agrees.

They go to the sale and Caroline wears a brown wig. First she is compared to Zoe Deshanel, then Jennifer Love Hewitt and then Katie Holmes. She sees all her old stuff and the gay guy with small dog next to them bids on everything. When the cup comes up they bid, but gay guy tries to outbid them. Max is convinced there is 60K in there so gets the guy to stop and they pay$200 for it. They break it open, but find nothing. When they go back to prison to confront her dad, he says it is just representative of when she tried to hard to win.

Now they are back to $700 something dollars and we at least got to meet her dad!

2 Broke Girls: Season Finale

Max and Caroline have a cupcake tasting to see which is the best one. They have a meeting with a famed party planner. Once there, first they spot Johnny's art work and she realizes he has made it. Then their meeting gets delayed and the receptionist says that they can reschedule, but under his breath he says will never happen because she is Caroline channing. She even goes home and gets hate mail. One is not hate though, it is an invite to the MET gala. They should go, because Martha Stewart will be there. Max tries to cheer Caroline up and brings back her horse to live with them.

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Sophie decides to take them shopping, Oleg is her new driver. They go and try on couture dresses. Max gets a very deep cut black one, where her boobs are not flattered and Caroline in a pink, bowfront one. Their car breaks down so they ride Chestnut to the party and let hot and hotter cops hold onto him while they go inside. They sneak in a tiny bacon maple cupcake in her jeweled cupcake purse. They cant get in, because she is Caroline Channing. The girl at the door keeps saying her name so loud. They sneak in through the service entrance as wait staff and change in the bathroom. While they are in there they meet Martha Stewart. They give her a cupcake and she thinks it rocks, she takes their business card.

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Max runs into Johnny and he compliments her dress, says he is engaged and why she wasn't the one? Who knows. They only have a little less than a thousand dollars at the end of this season.

Will they bring it back?

2 Broke Girls: Buttercream Nightmore

Caroline and Max go to a local crafts fair to sell cupcakes, but don't do so well. Caroline asks Peach if she has any jobs for her and her friend has one for them to do. Max is against this. She doesn't want it to affect her relationship with Peach. They agree to do butter cream, which apparently is horrible to make. They make them and get stuck on the subway which means the butter cream has collapsed.

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Once at the party, Max and Caroline get yelled at and Peach has to fire Max. Caroline feels bad but tells her they don't want to be a waitress and babysitter forever. Peach tells her she is really not fired and wants her back. Max says no. She wants to give cupcakes a try.

Meanwhile Sophie and Oleg debate on whether the sex was good. They have sex in the food fridge while Han was there. Strange.

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Tonight is a one hour season finale.

2 Broke Girls: Dumpster Diving

Today is tax day baby! Earl is celebrating by having a scotch and Max has not submitted her taxes, ever. Caroline offers to do Earl's return since she can maximize it. She then offers to do Max's. They sit in piles of receipts and forms and Max gets too frustrated. She throws everything out, including Earl's return and goes to some hippy tax firm. Caroline also notes that Max's purse is so messy she forgot about a check mailed to her for $200.

They head to the hippy firm and Caroline pulls her out of there. They decide to go and file an extension instead. They speak to Sophie about her long term involvement with Oleg. She says she isn't vested in him,but we see otherwise.

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On the way to the post office they realize that they threw out Earl's return. They have to go dumpster diving to retrieve it. It is a very funny scene and they are both throw in there and they find it, because they recognize their red bull cans.

They head over to the post office and wait on the long line. Max sees her drug dealer even filing his. She decides that she will put them together herself and the people on line help her. By the time she gets to the window they are about to close. She just makes it, but doesn't have a stamp. The lady behind the counter gives her one.

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My question is, why didn't their cupcake fund increase from the $200 check?

2 Broke Girls: Drug Money

We open at the diner and a girl comes in with a dog, called her "emotional companion". Max breaks it down for her that its because she cant meet guys, doesn't want to eat alone and has a printer at home. In walks Caroline's family lawyer and tells her that she needs to give him a deposition. The problem is, he doesn't work for free. Her dad took all her money and he costs $1100 an hour. Max convinces her to do a drug test that makes $500 each and she will chip in her half along with $100 from the cupcake fund. What a good friend!

At the drug trial, they have to pick someone to room with them. The girl who mutilates herself is out. They decide to go with the quiet girl who will keep to herself. The gay nurse reads off the side effects after telling them one is a placebo and one is really the drug. He says swollen tongue, relentless urination, and then he announces the name called Gladiva and says this is not his stage name, hysterical!

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The girls are playing the game of life, eating their cookies and the roommate has to pee all night. She must have the real drug. They are getting ready for the deposition and Caroline is talking about what a great father hers is and how nobody cares about this. Max is too hyped up about this being just like Law and Order.

At the deposition, Caroline talks about how she knew nothing about the money scandal. During the middle her tongue swells up and she cant talk. Max has to intervene and talk about how she loves her father and how she knew nothing. The other lawyer doesn't care, but the family lawyer feels bad decides to let them take an hour recess and its on him.

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At the end, Caroline thanks Max by buying her the complete season of Law and Order. Cute. Money down in the cupcake fund and nothing too exciting.

2 Broke Girls: Spring Break

The girls are back and they have decided this is Caroline's poor version of spring break. They are asked to dog sit their gay friend's dogs in their fancy apartment. Caroline puts on her spring break clothes and gives out a fake name to the hottie neighbor across the hall. She reads the instruction booklet and cleans the dog's anal sacs. And if any of you know what this means, its gross. And only a professional should really do it. Later on, we find out they were joking. Because who in their right mind would ask someone to do this?

They find their personal saunas and spend the afternoon doing that. Caroline sees an invite for a fancy food show and goes out in her bikini to ask the neighbor to come. Max decides to bring the tiny dog with her, just so she can be that girl who brings her tiny dog everywhere.

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Once they get to the party, which is about a book about bacon. Caroline meets a food blogger and tries to promote their cupcake business. Max meets the author of the book and gets him to come home with her and bacon. She ends up making beer battered maple bacon cupcakes (sounds amazing) and they get written up on the food blogger's blog.

Meanwhile, Oleg and Sophie have been hooking up like crazy and all over. At her apartment, in the diner and in the bathroom. Ew. We get a bit too much of them this episode that I can do without. There is also some small comment about Han being a rice queen on the down low (a secret gay man).

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At the end their total only went up $150, when I thought they made $600 for watching the dogs and an extra $150 for the anal glands. Was anyone else confused by the addition here?

2 Broke Girls: One Night Stands

Apparently the theme tonight was one night stands. All the characters touch upon them. Let's begin...

It's Caroline's birthday according to Han and Max is going to throw her a party. She is on a super limited budget, so they agree to throw a surprise one at the diner. Caroline hired a web designer for the cupcake website. She is crushing on him hard. She tells Max she doesn't do one night stands. She does however go home with him and have one. On her way back to her apartment she runs into Oleg in the hall. Both of them are wearing the outfits from the night before with sex hair and are sneaking in. He tells her that he was at Sophie's doing a hand job and she refuses to pinky swear since who knows where his hand has been.

Caroline thinks that Oleg told about her one night stand, so she tells about him and Sophie (who swears the hand job was only below the waist, she is a lady!) and then Earl says he wont go to the birthday party and Caroline gets mad that Han told anyone about her birthday and it all goes back to the party. Now Max has to invite her one night stand there and she only has a 6 pack of Capri sun. The party is a bust as there are only 7 people there. She doesn't even have a cake for her. She doesn't want her one night stand there and wants Max to get rid of him after he thinks they will be dating for a while. I have to say the first half of this show was not as entertaining, but we will keep reading. Caroline says the only thing she really wanted for her birthday was to see her dad.

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Max takes her on the BANG BUS. The bus that all people go on to visit their loved ones in jail for conjugal visits. Yuck. A white girl with dreads who shows too much of her fat, blubbery belly starts grossly talking about it too. They pass by a Carvel and Caroline has no idea what it is. Its the ghetto ice-cream or so dubbed. Max talks about her favorite birthday ever when she ate a whole fudgy the whale cake alone. My husband was cheering this on since he loves it and the chocolate crunchies. Well doesn't everybody? Haha.

They get to the jail but their names are not on the list. Caroline thinks it is like a club so she tries to reason with the guy to let her in. Max however says he can feel her up slowly if they let them in. Done deal. They get in and are waiting for her dad. While waiting a big guy with tattoos starts calling Max's name. She has no idea who he is. He shows her his stomach with a full on tattoo of her on there. It was a one night stand of hers gone bad. She wants Caroline to get rid of him after he starts professing his love for her. He starts getting mad and needs to be detained as a fight breaks lose. They have to shut down visiting hours and we see a glimpse of her dad and she gets escorted out. The white girl with dreads had to leave with half her outfit on, ew.

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On the bus back, they talk about how she was happy she saw him for a minute and Max realizes they should stop and use their $40 to get a carvel cake. Everyone on the bus partakes and Caroline realizes Max is her BBF, best broke friend.

Cute, but only entertaining in the last half. Fund is down and no real storyline yet. I am also starting to get a little sick of all the comparison jokes, are you?

2 Broke Girls: Kosher Cupcakes

Being in Williamsburg, it was only time until they did one on the Orthodox Jews. I have to say that the boys in this episode, would never really behave like this in the real Orthodox community. Let's begin...

Caroline is super worried about flu season since she has no health care. Han sneezes in her face and she is convinced she has it. He sneezes in Max's face as well, but she welcomes sickness and is not scared of it. Sophie comes in with boobs ablazing to meet her new boyfriend, who is very gay. Oleg is not happy about this as he wore his velour for her. We find out later that Sophie likes gay men as boyfriends. They allow her to do herself and have someone to cuddle with that is soft. ew. Han gives Caroline the name of a doctor she can use and offers to pay for it, unless its cancer of course.

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They go to the pharmacy and its all Orthodox. Caroline tells some story about the Kleins who lived next door to her that she was their honorary Jew and starts spouting Yiddish words to the woman behind the counter. She is unimpressed by the "SHIKSA" (non Jewish girl) and only wants to speak to Max, because she is dark haired and feels like looking at her is like looking in a mirror. They overhear that the woman is without 80 cupcakes for her son's Bar Mitzvah and offer to help for $275.

They go to bake them and Max makes them non Kosher. Caroline tells her she must make them Kosher and makes sure she uses the Kosher ingredients. They get to the house wearing long skirts and doing their hair very conservative. Caroline spouts more Yiddish lines and the woman is not having it. She tells them that this must be "Besheret" (karma). They get introduced to the Bar Mitzvah boy Shmuli and his friend David. When the mother walks out they come in and try to pawn off their Mitzvah money to see boobs. EW. I am appalled by these scenes. They are crass and offensive and not funny. Little Orthodox boys do NOT behave like this. They are trying to act ghetto and mocking the Jewish community. I am not please.

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Meanwhile, Max has a fever. The woman and bubbe (grandma) take her upstairs to lay down. They give her a cold compress, moxicillin from her husband the doctor and make her a HUGE Matzah ball soup. She feels so bad that she is getting taken care of, she tells them the cupcakes are not Kosher. She put in 4 non Kosher ones with the Kosher batch because some of them burned and she was running out of time. They don't pay them, but let her keep the compress. They choose not to say anything to the boy's mother about his behavior and leave.

Max has been out sick and comes back to the diner. She gives Caroline soup to thank her. Sophie tells them that her boyfriend broke up with her to date other women with a penis. They realize they have each other and they are family, but no more money to the total. Cute Episode, right? But vulgar!

2 Broke Girls: Broken Hearts

We open at the diner where they are having a lovers special. In walks Sophie with her girls hanging out. She has a sort of vile conversation with Oleg back and forth about having her come and how she will never come with him but others can make her come (I was cringing during this, were you?). She walks by Earl and he has a mini heart attack. Max and Caroline rush him to the hospital in Sophie's town car that she only gets when its raining. Her hair and nail extensions are too extended and she needs it!

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They get there and there is a huge line. Max quips "what did a new ipod come out?" haha. The guy behind the desk is less than helpful. Max tries to threaten him so that she can get Earl in. He finally gives in. He begs the girls for a private room. The last time he was in the hospital his neighbor thought he was a bird and constantly asked for crackers all night. Caroline realizes her old connections may work here. She used to date the son of the family that owns that wing. She calls him and up and he is more than happy to give her a private room for Earl.

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The room is like a hotel suite and he has the best care. Max feels like he is a father to her and wants to make sure he gets the proper care he needs. She even told the guy behind the desk she was his daughter. She shows her ID and it says last name BLACK and he's black so they MUST be related. Ahahah. To the lengths she will go for the people she loves.

Doctor David is being chummy with Caroline. He talks about his old college Tshirt that Caroline stole. She says that it is being held hostage at the town house but gives him a Williamsberg tee instead. He says he lives there too and she says they should go out sometimes. He immediately says no. He says with her family history he could never tell people he was dating her. Ouch. Max goes over and gives him a piece of her mind. Telling him he should be so lucky to be with a girl like her.

Back at the apartment, Max and Caroline talk about how her father always sent her flowers and she is sad this year not to get them. Just then Sophie walks in with two vases both for Caroline. The card says it is from her dad and the other one is for Max thanking her for taking such good care of his daughter. Super sweet. Max then says how she now understands what flowers do and wants to sleep with her dad, ahha.

Cute and light hearted. But I am hoping to see more depth in their personal love lives as well as more expansion of their cupcake business.

2 Broke Girls: The Rock & The Balloon

The girls ask Sophie if they can work for her at her cleaning business. She comes in and orders some sausage to snack on as Oleg tries to hit on her. She punches him in the you know what and says "act like a dog I will treat you like one". They are also starting their own website for the cupcake business so Caroline is trying to take photos of her and Max for it.

They are going to test out their cleaning skills by cleaning Sophie's place. Max does the living room while Caroline does the bathroom. Sophie tells Max she is like a bull when she cleans and Caroline has no value at all. "She is rich girl who spritz spritz and says look at me". Well, she is right. Caroline cleaning the bathroom mirror is not hard. Now cleaning a toilet and a shower is real work, yick. Sophie tells Max that Caroline is a rock holding her down and she is like a balloon that will fly away once the rock is cut. She makes this hysterical noise of a deflating balloon that is present throughout this episode. Hilarious.

Max and Caroline go to clean a guy's apartment. He is a model named Big Bill. He poses for funny fat cards, mostly nude. Caroline once again takes the bathroom, but the toilet is as big as a bed. She then finishes cleaning and tries to flush the paper towels down the big toilet. It overflows blue water all over and she hides on top of the toilet so her shoes don't get ruined. Max has to shut the valve.

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They go home and Caroline takes a nap because she is so tired from cleaning. She is supposed to take the cupcakes out of the oven, but oversleeps so they all burn. Max is starting to heed Sophie's advice about Caroline weighing her down.

They head to their second job at a real model's place. There is a note for the "cleaning DOOD" to wake him once they get there. They have a fight about who is to wake him and enjoy model penis. Then they fight about the rock and the balloon and how Caroline sucks at cleaning. Sophie walks in and sees them arguing. They all go to the bedroom to wake the sleeping model (which when we first saw him I knew he was dead) they find out he is not breathing. Sophie tries to revive him with mouth to mouth or more like French kissing. She says she knows he is not dead because his man parts are knocking on her lady door. EW. Caroline sees the pills near his bed and shoves hydrogen peroxide down his throat while she punches him in the gut a few times. He wakes up and she saves the day. I guess they are both balloons.

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The girls reconcile and Sophie sees Caroline's talent. They are in the subway and Caroline says Max is being "subway creepy" haha and they talk about their different talents and how they are good for each other. They take a picture for their website and earn $200 for the cupcakes for the birthday party. Score.

Cute episode, but nothing spectacular.

Jennifer Coolidge - New in brookeville

Welcome back girls. We start this episode at the diner with dirty old Oleg. The girls decide to talk nasty to him and beat him at his own game, but he is intrigued and they are disgusted.

They get home to bake cupcakes (which btw their apartment is so much cuter now that Caroline is there. Pink throw pillows, her Murphy bed, super cute, but not sighting of the new purple oven). They are informed via policeman that their upstairs neighbor (whom they have no idea of his name) has been dead for 2 weeks. Caroline decides this is a good way to meet their neighbors and give them cupcakes as a peace offering. The guy across the hall is chained by his neck and they realize they should have stayed away.

The new neighbor above them moves in and plays loud music and stomps on the floor. Max writes them a note threatening to shoot them if they don't shut up. The new neighbor comes down and it is Stifler's mom (Jennifer Coolidge) and she asks in a bad Russian accent who this "horrible horrible note is from?". They decide to make peace with her and go to her apartment to bring her peace cupcakes, light and fluffy.

She has a swing in the middle of her identical living room and 30 girls in silk PJS hanging around. They can only assume she is a prostitute. Especially after she offers Caroline one of her 20 tubes of Chanel lip gloss. Funny scene with her and the neighbor oohing over gloss. She offers to take the girls out to a fancy restaurant to talk and Caroline gobbles down mounds of Beluga caviar. They say no to her offer of working for her, thinking she is a madam and Caroline obsessing over her having herpes because of her Chanel gloss.

She throws her card at them to find out she runs a maid service. They go to her apartment and realize they are wrong and sit on her living room swing and watch 3D television with her.

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Funny at about a 3/10. Only part that had me laughing was when Max tells Caroline she caught her masturbating in her tub, bahahah. The girls lost money and nothing is going on with their business.

People's Choice Awards 2012

Although I didn't get to watch, I read that a lot of my favorite shows and actors/actresses won! So I need to salute them. CONGRATS Guys!

Best TV Comedy Actor: & Favorite TV Network Comedy: 

Neil Patrick Harris - How I met your mother

Favorite TV Drama Actress:

Nina Dobrev (Vampire Diaries)

Favorite celebreality Star:

Kim Kardashian

Favorite Cable TV Drama:

Pretty Little Liars

Favorite New TV Comedy:

2 Broke Girls

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