Apparently the theme tonight was one night stands. All the characters touch upon them. Let's begin...
It's Caroline's birthday according to Han and Max is going to throw her a party. She is on a super limited budget, so they agree to throw a surprise one at the diner. Caroline hired a web designer for the cupcake website. She is crushing on him hard. She tells Max she doesn't do one night stands. She does however go home with him and have one. On her way back to her apartment she runs into Oleg in the hall. Both of them are wearing the outfits from the night before with sex hair and are sneaking in. He tells her that he was at Sophie's doing a hand job and she refuses to pinky swear since who knows where his hand has been.
Caroline thinks that Oleg told about her one night stand, so she tells about him and Sophie (who swears the hand job was only below the waist, she is a lady!) and then Earl says he wont go to the birthday party and Caroline gets mad that Han told anyone about her birthday and it all goes back to the party. Now Max has to invite her one night stand there and she only has a 6 pack of Capri sun. The party is a bust as there are only 7 people there. She doesn't even have a cake for her. She doesn't want her one night stand there and wants Max to get rid of him after he thinks they will be dating for a while. I have to say the first half of this show was not as entertaining, but we will keep reading. Caroline says the only thing she really wanted for her birthday was to see her dad.
Max takes her on the BANG BUS. The bus that all people go on to visit their loved ones in jail for conjugal visits. Yuck. A white girl with dreads who shows too much of her fat, blubbery belly starts grossly talking about it too. They pass by a Carvel and Caroline has no idea what it is. Its the ghetto ice-cream or so dubbed. Max talks about her favorite birthday ever when she ate a whole fudgy the whale cake alone. My husband was cheering this on since he loves it and the chocolate crunchies. Well doesn't everybody? Haha.
They get to the jail but their names are not on the list. Caroline thinks it is like a club so she tries to reason with the guy to let her in. Max however says he can feel her up slowly if they let them in. Done deal. They get in and are waiting for her dad. While waiting a big guy with tattoos starts calling Max's name. She has no idea who he is. He shows her his stomach with a full on tattoo of her on there. It was a one night stand of hers gone bad. She wants Caroline to get rid of him after he starts professing his love for her. He starts getting mad and needs to be detained as a fight breaks lose. They have to shut down visiting hours and we see a glimpse of her dad and she gets escorted out. The white girl with dreads had to leave with half her outfit on, ew.
On the bus back, they talk about how she was happy she saw him for a minute and Max realizes they should stop and use their $40 to get a carvel cake. Everyone on the bus partakes and Caroline realizes Max is her BBF, best broke friend.
Cute, but only entertaining in the last half. Fund is down and no real storyline yet. I am also starting to get a little sick of all the comparison jokes, are you?
It's Caroline's birthday according to Han and Max is going to throw her a party. She is on a super limited budget, so they agree to throw a surprise one at the diner. Caroline hired a web designer for the cupcake website. She is crushing on him hard. She tells Max she doesn't do one night stands. She does however go home with him and have one. On her way back to her apartment she runs into Oleg in the hall. Both of them are wearing the outfits from the night before with sex hair and are sneaking in. He tells her that he was at Sophie's doing a hand job and she refuses to pinky swear since who knows where his hand has been.
Caroline thinks that Oleg told about her one night stand, so she tells about him and Sophie (who swears the hand job was only below the waist, she is a lady!) and then Earl says he wont go to the birthday party and Caroline gets mad that Han told anyone about her birthday and it all goes back to the party. Now Max has to invite her one night stand there and she only has a 6 pack of Capri sun. The party is a bust as there are only 7 people there. She doesn't even have a cake for her. She doesn't want her one night stand there and wants Max to get rid of him after he thinks they will be dating for a while. I have to say the first half of this show was not as entertaining, but we will keep reading. Caroline says the only thing she really wanted for her birthday was to see her dad.
from cbs.com
Max takes her on the BANG BUS. The bus that all people go on to visit their loved ones in jail for conjugal visits. Yuck. A white girl with dreads who shows too much of her fat, blubbery belly starts grossly talking about it too. They pass by a Carvel and Caroline has no idea what it is. Its the ghetto ice-cream or so dubbed. Max talks about her favorite birthday ever when she ate a whole fudgy the whale cake alone. My husband was cheering this on since he loves it and the chocolate crunchies. Well doesn't everybody? Haha.
They get to the jail but their names are not on the list. Caroline thinks it is like a club so she tries to reason with the guy to let her in. Max however says he can feel her up slowly if they let them in. Done deal. They get in and are waiting for her dad. While waiting a big guy with tattoos starts calling Max's name. She has no idea who he is. He shows her his stomach with a full on tattoo of her on there. It was a one night stand of hers gone bad. She wants Caroline to get rid of him after he starts professing his love for her. He starts getting mad and needs to be detained as a fight breaks lose. They have to shut down visiting hours and we see a glimpse of her dad and she gets escorted out. The white girl with dreads had to leave with half her outfit on, ew.
from cbs.com
On the bus back, they talk about how she was happy she saw him for a minute and Max realizes they should stop and use their $40 to get a carvel cake. Everyone on the bus partakes and Caroline realizes Max is her BBF, best broke friend.
Cute, but only entertaining in the last half. Fund is down and no real storyline yet. I am also starting to get a little sick of all the comparison jokes, are you?
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