The Bachelor: Belize

Welcome to Belize.

Emily calls Courtney a shark and Lindzi gets a one one one date.

Nikki cries about it. Emily then compares Ben to cheesecake in swim trunks. No roses on the one on ones but there will be one on the group date.

Another helicopter picks them him and Lindzi up. They jump from it into the blue hole. They kiss. Number one on the Ben kiss-o-meter. Ben writes a letter in a bottle. They write a fairy tale on one side and draw them on the other. They drop it in the water.

Emily is on the next one on one. They ride bikes through town. They go diving for lobsters. It Looks so scary. They kiss. Number two.

Courtney cries and cries. She must have a bad past. She's already mourning their relationship. She says if she doesn't get a date card, she will not accept a rose from Ben. She gets the one on one. Then she gloats about it. Kacie b calls her bitch. I love her. She wants to squash Courtney like a spider.

Courtney and him are hiking. They see a Mayan temple. She tells him she wasn't going to accept a rose without this date. She says the spark was lost. He's upset. She plays this game and he falls for it. She does the pretend not to like you so you chase her game. Thy climb up to the top. They kiss number three. She says she wants to bring him home to her parents. She rants to the camera that all the other girls can pack their bags. She is so annoying. She tells Ben that she tried to be all their friends. Yeah ok! They bore her. They're vanilla. She has a lot of guy friends at home, but not girl friends. She says this and Ben wrinkles his eyebrows. He's concerned that he is dating someone nobody likes. Well he is right but too stupid to see it.

Rachel, Nikki, and Kacie go on group date. A rose is up for grabs here so they are all game. He wakes up the girls and tells them to put on a suit at 4am. They are all shaving quickly, super funny. They go out on a catamaran. They go shark diving. Rachel is so scared. She has a phobia of sharks. Rachel jumps in with Ben and spends most of her time with him. Kacie is jealous, but acts like a good sport and swims with Nikki and the sharks. 

Rachel kisses him for number four. He kisses Nikki as well for number five. Kacie kisses him as well for number six. He is on a kissing spree. She tells him she is falling in love with him. He gives Kacie the rose. Yay! I am really happy about this. I have been her fan since the first night. Courtney is not happy about this. She can see from over her balcony.

The three of them tell Ben the truth about Courtney. Nikki tells him to be cautious about Courtney. Not sure if Ben is really listening, but it would be nice if he could see what Courtney says off air.

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They are off to cocktails. Courtney is so fake. She talks about her pina colada and how happy she is although everyone else is a bit somber. She says how Ben is not the only guy in the world. Ben doesn't want the cocktails, he has made up his mind, so they go right to roses.

He asks to speak to Courtney before he hands out the roses. He asks her if she is in it for the right reasons. She says she was not here to make friends. But she of course is here for him. I guess this is enough for him. So he lets her back in line.

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Nikki gets one.

Lindzi gets one

Courtney gets the last one. She skips all fake and baby like. She is actually really annoying.

Rachel and Emily are going home. Rachel cries and leaves quickly. Emily leaves and Courtney says see ya wouldn't want to be ya. Did Ben miss this? Emily cries too. She wishes he didn't pick Courtney over her mostly.

Next week is hometowns and I am excited to see how these play out. I always wonder how my parents would be on a hometown.

Till then! Who is going home?