Thursday, February 23, 2012

Suburgatory: Fire with Fire

Tessa talks about how all trends start in Chatswin. This is foreshadowing of what is to come.

Noah's wife, whom we have never seen until now, goes into the shower and gets knocked in the face with the shower head. A bleeding wife tells Noah that he should have fixed this weeks ago. He says he will and puts a note on it saying broken. She goes to use the shower again and it basically knocks her unconscious. She is rushed to the hospital and she runs into Dallas there. Dallas tells her she just got a boob job, collagen, low lights and a gelicure. Gosh I love her. She has never been nice to Jill before, but she raves about her divorce changing her attitude on things. Jill decides that she will follow the trend and have the same thing as Dallas.

Over at the cafe, side braids are the thing. Dahlia has one in and then waves to Lisa. She calls out her name, Lisa Shay HI. Lisa stands up and waves like a fool and she plays nice with Dahlia. Tessa knows she is only being nice to her to hurt her about Scott Strauss. Dahlia even invites Lisa to have lunch with her Kimantha and the thin twins. Lisa is in mean girl heaven and she happily accepts. Dahlia even goes over to Lisa's house to hang out with her, just so Tessa sees them walk away. Sheila Shay is upset that it is happening!

Over at Dahlia's she gives Lisa a makeover and makes her look more like her with fake eyelashes to boot. She tells her it hurts because Lisa's eyeballs are so big. Haha. I need more Dahlia-isms in my life. Lisa goes to the dance with Dahlia and her friends, and tells Tessa that she doesn't care why she is being nice, but she wants her way in. Lisa even stands up Malik at dance class to hang with Dahlia.

Dallas is in her crystal emporium store with her new boyfriend, Yanni (Fex from that 70's show, remember him? He dated Li-Lo). He tells her that wearing white makes her aura better and they make out. George is unapproving and there becomes a battle with little Yicoult to see who he will go with. Yicoult ends up listening to George and goes back to this doggy bed. Haha.

Jill leaves Noah and moves in with Dallas. George and Noah go out with three buttons unbuttoned and a ton of chest hair showing trying to get girls to notice them. Dallas and Jill are there with Yanni as George watches Dallas make out with him. George convinces Noah that he needs to profess his love to Jill, because they belong together. He rides up on a horse to Dallas' house and asks Jill to ride away with him and make him a sandwich. They end up getting side swiped and Noah rides off into a stretcher. haha.

Tessa has a plan to get Lisa back. She writes a note to Kimantha and invites her over. They talk about how Kimantha hates Lisa and how they need to get her back. Kimantha must dress in hideous clothes and do this coordinated dance with Malik to make Lisa jealous. It works. She pushes Kimantha out of the way and dances with Malik.

from abc.com

Tess confronts Dahlia and tells her she has broken up with Scott Strauss and this must be over. Dahlia agrees but tells her how she will win when their parents get married and she is the more favorite daughter. I knew I loved Dahlia. She cannot wait until they get together either! She explains how hard the dance is for her since her ex is there. Small cameo by Mike Sorrentino "the situation" as he DJS the dance. I am a little dissapointed as I thought he would have more of a part in this.

from abc.com


Tessa spies Lisa and Malik walking home as they awkwardly kiss goodbye. She is happy about this. Nerd love!

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