I have to say that this episode had me in stitches. Jess is hysterical and I was even singing the theme song after it ended. Let's dig in.
Nick and Julia are trying not to label things. They don't want to get too serious. Meanwhile, Jess is super happy about having another girl in the apartment. Schmidt is so mad that his towel is super damp. However, he goes into talking about his beauty regiment and his sculpting chutney. hahahaha. Then there was another funny scene in the kitchen where Jess does this sophisticated guy act and Winston does one too. OMG. I was dying. I love the relationships between these people. The chemistry is amazing. Reminds me of a new age How I met your mother! Yeah I said it.
Jess asks Julia to help her get out of a parking ticket. First she offers her a blanket (to get toasty) and then a cupcake (I don't eat dessert). Who the eff does not like cupcakes as a girl? Super weird. She does not like Jess. The ticket is because she braked for a bird crossing. So Jess. After Julia leaves, she tells CeCe and her lesbian friend Sadie (where did she come from? Only place I know her from is Bride Wars) and they go into the time when this girl didn't like Jess because she wore polka dots. "You rock a lot of polka dots"
Nick argued that Julia did like her but she was straightforward. Jess says if she was so real with you, why did she ask me how many girls you are with. Nick is surprised. This goes into a whole conversation about how we girls know when someone doesn't like us and I totally agree!
Julia stops by the bar to see Nick, where Jess also is. He confronts Julia on the whole asking Jess if he was dating other people. Julia tells him she is dating other people and that is why she said that. Then he tells her that he is also. She goes to the bathroom and Jess is in there. She tells Jess she does NOT like her. "I do NOT talk like Teddie Ruxpin" She doesn't get her whole cheery thing with cupcakes and blankets. Jess tells her that she doesn't like her pants suits and her attitude. Julia says she wants Jess to get out since she is about to cry and Jess wonders where she is going to cry and Julia cannot take up all of the crying space, haha. Then she walks out to the men's room and Nick is in there crying so Jess has to cry in the corner. omg. haha.
Julia comes with Jess anyway the next day to her court appearance. Jess ends up pleading guilty anyway and Julia doesn't understand. Meanwhile, Winston is trying to date this girl he used to sleep with Shelby. He ends up probably going to be her boyfriend. Another thing was Schmidt making Nick feel like he has nothing, so Nick tries to be Tom Cruise from cocktail and drops a bottle of vodka, ahhaa.
They are all back in the bathroom and Schmidt reaches out for his towel. It is still damp. Nick tells him that he always uses THAT towel and NEVER washes it. EW. Who doesn't wash their towel? (I had an ex who did that, SO GROSS!) and Schmidt has been using the same towel that Nick uses to dry his junk. Instead of his fluffy, warm red towel on the far end. "Why would i Wash the towel? It washed me. Whats next? Are you going to tell me to wash the shower or the soap?!" hahahaha.
Omg. Keep me laughing New Girl, that is totally your 30 minute purpose in my life.
Nick and Julia are trying not to label things. They don't want to get too serious. Meanwhile, Jess is super happy about having another girl in the apartment. Schmidt is so mad that his towel is super damp. However, he goes into talking about his beauty regiment and his sculpting chutney. hahahaha. Then there was another funny scene in the kitchen where Jess does this sophisticated guy act and Winston does one too. OMG. I was dying. I love the relationships between these people. The chemistry is amazing. Reminds me of a new age How I met your mother! Yeah I said it.
Jess asks Julia to help her get out of a parking ticket. First she offers her a blanket (to get toasty) and then a cupcake (I don't eat dessert). Who the eff does not like cupcakes as a girl? Super weird. She does not like Jess. The ticket is because she braked for a bird crossing. So Jess. After Julia leaves, she tells CeCe and her lesbian friend Sadie (where did she come from? Only place I know her from is Bride Wars) and they go into the time when this girl didn't like Jess because she wore polka dots. "You rock a lot of polka dots"
Nick argued that Julia did like her but she was straightforward. Jess says if she was so real with you, why did she ask me how many girls you are with. Nick is surprised. This goes into a whole conversation about how we girls know when someone doesn't like us and I totally agree!
from ew.com
Julia stops by the bar to see Nick, where Jess also is. He confronts Julia on the whole asking Jess if he was dating other people. Julia tells him she is dating other people and that is why she said that. Then he tells her that he is also. She goes to the bathroom and Jess is in there. She tells Jess she does NOT like her. "I do NOT talk like Teddie Ruxpin" She doesn't get her whole cheery thing with cupcakes and blankets. Jess tells her that she doesn't like her pants suits and her attitude. Julia says she wants Jess to get out since she is about to cry and Jess wonders where she is going to cry and Julia cannot take up all of the crying space, haha. Then she walks out to the men's room and Nick is in there crying so Jess has to cry in the corner. omg. haha.
Julia comes with Jess anyway the next day to her court appearance. Jess ends up pleading guilty anyway and Julia doesn't understand. Meanwhile, Winston is trying to date this girl he used to sleep with Shelby. He ends up probably going to be her boyfriend. Another thing was Schmidt making Nick feel like he has nothing, so Nick tries to be Tom Cruise from cocktail and drops a bottle of vodka, ahhaa.
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Nick and Julia DTR, define the relationship and become boyfriend and girlfriend. I am not too sure if I like her enough to be on the show for a long time because I secretly root for Jess and Nick, but we will see. Schmidt is still upset about his damp towel so Jess suggest hanging a towel bar to let them dry faster. Julia also ends up knitting with Jess and her friends. She tries to make a hat, but doesn't get very far. She makes a successful baby hat though. Yay, they may be friends. Who knows. It is really hard to accept Jess for who she is.
They are all back in the bathroom and Schmidt reaches out for his towel. It is still damp. Nick tells him that he always uses THAT towel and NEVER washes it. EW. Who doesn't wash their towel? (I had an ex who did that, SO GROSS!) and Schmidt has been using the same towel that Nick uses to dry his junk. Instead of his fluffy, warm red towel on the far end. "Why would i Wash the towel? It washed me. Whats next? Are you going to tell me to wash the shower or the soap?!" hahahaha.
Omg. Keep me laughing New Girl, that is totally your 30 minute purpose in my life.
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