2 Broke Girls: The Intern

Candy Andy and Caroline are so cute. They are kissy and love each other and she is happy. She is staying out all night with him and being late for work. Caroline suggests that they hire an intern. Max is so used to be the worker and talking behind the boss' back, she doesn't think she can do it. They hold auditions at the cupcake shop, but Max lets it slip about the rat droppings there. She wanted the big boob girl, but Caroline opted for the college girl. They hire her and Max wont make her do work. They do the rat traps themselves and they paint themselves.

Finally the intern calls in sick and then writes the wrong text to them, meant for her friends about her boss being stupid and how she is going out for drinks. Max wakes up to the groaning of Andy and Caroline. Caroline makes the intern get enemas for her. Max is so mad she fires the intern. She sees the rats and Caroline kills it with her paint roller.

How I Met Your Mother: Lobster

Ted/Lily/Marshal: Lily needs a babysitter for Marvin, so Ted offers to do it. It is all fine until he crawls and they miss it. He tries to video it, but it doesn't work. Then he makes a book of all Marvin's firsts including seeing Santa. They try to remind him that he just misses GNB and his first baby. We see a clip from the future where they take his baby to see Santa for the first time, haha.

Barney/Robyn: Robyn compares her love for Barney like lobster. She found out she was deathly allergic, so she wanted it all the time and ate it and blew up. She has been talking like a dumb cheerleader, fawning all over Barney. She finally realizes that she is doing this because of that, even after dressing up as Lara Croft. He ends up sleeping with her co-anchor and then inviting Patrice over for a date because they connected. He however invents Bro Bibs and it is a big success.

90210 - 100th episode

Naomi/Max: She is trying to get into the women of West Bev alumni club, which is run by Gwen, Denise Richards. However there is another woman competing. So Naomi must go all out on this one. Max is too busy though doing a merger that was set up by Bryce. They go back to high school and she faces all her demons. She opens a new wing of fashion/science and it was defaced saying "btch" all over her face. They then play Jack and Jill football where guys dress as cheerleaders and girls as players. She gets everyone to tackle Felicity, her opponent which knocks her out of the running. She decides to have a lingerie fashion show at the playboy mansion. While she is there, she sees some girl messing with her heels. She finds out it is a fat girl she forced to run naked in HS who looks great. She apologizes and tells her to walk in the show. She then strips naked and asks everyone to forgive her, but they just throw food at her. I love how Naomi really has changed. But poor Max. Bryce was trying to sabotage the company and knocked him out of power. He blames it on Naomi, but in reality, he wanted to partner with her.

Silver/Teddy: Teddy is back, but boyfriend Shane and him are over. She gets them back together and even does a burlesque show with pals Vesta (Carmen Electra) to show everyone how fearless she is not sometimes. Shane is upset that Teddy is having a child with Silver though.

Aid/Dixon: They sign another recording label together. He is putting together a slideshow with the new surface (this thing is all the rage) and finds a video of her and Taylor. He goes to confront her and she admits to her affair, but Dixon only knew so little. He breaks it off with her, but tells her he owns her after she signed away her life. Yikes.

Liam/Annie: Annie is nothing this episode again. She runs into her cousin Emily who is doing so well (well she is on Suburgatory) She does run into Jasper, but he just wants Liam to star in his new screenplay he wrote. She goes with Liam to sign for a house in her name. He gets a call from the 911 recording he left for Vanessa and has nightmares about her being face down dead in the ocean. He admits it to Annie. I am assuming his stalker/bodyguard is doing this. He even makes up with Navid. In the end, however, Vanessa is alive and well and using her wealth to live off.

666 Park - Finale

Sadly, I do not think this is coming back. Yet another series, Dave Annabelle will not complete, just like Reunion. Damn. So let's see what happened.

Jane is at Maris' apartment and she goes into trance. She is transported back in time to the night of Peter Kramer and his friends. She is actually Libby Griffith, the babysitter of her grandmother. She wakes up though and she needs to hear more, but Maris says it is time to go. Maris gets a visit from Gavin, saying that he wants to know where Jane went. She says she will tell him if he allows her to leave her apartment. I guess the deal she made, she is stuck there. Jane does come back again and realizes that she is acting as Libby. They want to kill her grandmother as a blood sacrifice, but she hides her so they kill Libby instead. She sees Peter Kramer hide his journal in the fireplace though. Maris is set free by Gavin and bursts into white doves. Jane and the cop break through the wall and find the diary. She also sees the ghost of Libby through the mirror trying to speak to her. Creepy.

Henry gets called in for councilman. When he gets there, the current man tells him he knows about Jane's psych record. Henry has his publicist do some digging to find IRS papers to put him away. He then goes to see Gavin and this was just a test. He is going to be his prize horse.

Meanwhile, Olivia is trying to find Sasha. Victor Shaw calls her but there is no answer. Olivia calls her as well and it leads to some goose chase to her empty apartment. While trying to escape, Kadinsky kills Victor Shaw. She has no way to find her. But Gavin however knows where she is. In the end he finds her at a bar and it is Henry's PR rep. Seems like he knew all along.

Revenge: Winter Finale

We open up with skeet shooting. Everyone is there, including Emily and Aiden. Daniel is waiting for the vote at Grayson global to make him the new head. He also blackmails Nolan, using Marco, his old CEO, to find out that he gave all this money to someone. Nolan agrees to give up 51% of his company to Daniel.

Ashley has been convincing Daniel not to trust Aiden. So Emily leaks a video of Ashley and Conrad doing it to Victoria. She blackmails Ashley to sleep with an investor to get him to vote for Conrad. It backfires and Daniel shows up there and catches her, breaks it off with her and gets the vote back. At least I don't have to watch Ashley and Daniel anymore.

It's baby Carl's baptism and godmother Emily is there. She even says Emily Rebecca Thorne, so weird. During the baptism, Carl Porter's old friend Matt Duncan comes and warns Jack about the Ryan brothers. Turns out they are the sons of the guys that his dad supposedly kill. They warn him to be careful and then kill Mr. Duncan. Yikes. He goes to find the gun his dad his on the boat.

Daniel wins the vote and the initiative are now watching him. He also kicks Aiden off the board, probably because he is jealous of him and Emily. Emily gets a call from Victoria, but she is with Aidan so Victoria says to call her later. Hmmmm.

Have to wait to December to see who dies on the boat and if Ems and Daniel will get back together!

Once Upon a Time: Queen of Hearts

In Fairy Tale Land....

Hook goes into Belle's chamber to find out if she knows where rumple is. She doesn't, so he leaves her be. Hook gets confronted by Regina to do a task for her. He is to rip out her mother's heart. He is to bring a dead man with him into the world and return with her mother, dead. She enchants his hook to allow one heart to be taken, makes Jefferson's hat spin and off he goes. When he gets to Wonderland (Just as I thought!) he finds her as the queen of hearts. He tries to rip out her heart, but she doesn't hide her heart in the same place as others. She tries to rip out his, but he explains Regina sent him. She makes a deal with him that if he gets her close to Regina he can live throughout the curse she is sending forth. (Again, no wonder Regina's father was hiding in Wonderland and she left Jefferson there as the mad hatter). Regina kisses her mother goodbye and Hook wonders why Cora didn't kill her. She hopes to put back the pieces of Regina's life after the curse breaks in 28 years and they resume their quest. She protects them from the curse and I guess everyone else on that island. Makes sense. When the curse is broken that is when they reconvene.

In Fairy Tale Land, present day....

Aurora leads them to Rumple's chambers and no squid ink in site. However there is a scroll that says Emma over and over again. Aurora then traps them in there as Cora and Hook show up and steal the magic compass. They realize, she has Aurora's heart and she is being controlled by her. They leave and Snow realizes to blow the ink off the scroll and it breaks them free. They leave Aurora there but head off to find Cora and Hook. They have already put water back in Lake Nostros and throw the ashes in. It starts a portal, but Emma and Snow and Mulan show up. First Hook gives the heart back and Mulan runs it back to Aurora. (Her and Mulan try to find Philip's soul, although I felt like a lesbian vibe there). Emma and Snow fight Cora and Hook and knock them out long enough to steal the compass and drop through the portal. Meanwhile, Hook and Cora use the dead bean to find a portal as well.

In Story Brooke....

David is still under the sleeping curse. Gold realizes that Cora and Hook may come through the well, so he takes all the fairy dust with Regina and curses it. Whomever comes through will die, including Snow and Emma. Henry puts a stop to this and tells his mother to fix it. She does and he is happy with her again. Emma and Snow come through the well and all is happy. She breaks the curse with David and they kiss as well. Regina is left without Henry as they all rejoice without her.

The Kickers....

1. Cora and Hook are on their ship and sailing through to Storybrooke.
2. Emma feels like there is a plan about her, but funny enough her heart could not be ripped out by Cora.
3. Next season will be wicked! We will look for Baelfire, we might see Henry's dad and maybe some more characters, YAY.

Jersey Shore: Shower and Angelina returns!

Ronnie spends most of his time in his gorilla costume trying to scare the roommates. They are throwing snooki her shower and trying to hide it from her. They tell Jionni and he has to make sure that he does not go to the baby store with her. I guess they bought it all. They have her shower for her and she is so surprised. Her friends from home are there and she is really happy. Good job girls! But we end with Vinny pulling Jionni aside to talk.

Meanwhile, MVP is at the club and Mike is back to doing his thing. Problem is that Paula is there and she blocks him. He is not happy about this. While at the club, they also spot Angelina. She is trying to get to say I'm sorry to all of them, but they do not care. She will not leave them alone.

Project Runway: Androgony challenge

Designers must create a look that can be worn on both male and female. The twist? They must design a matching look for a male model. They have $150 at mood to spend. The guest judges were Jason Wu and Robert Rodriguez.

Josh, Althea and Ivy were safe. Josh had a little brat attack in the back with Ivy, saying that she doesn't care to be safe, but he is a star. Oh boy. Egos back please.

Top....

Ulee -A good tribal thought

Anthony Ryan - A good attempt and really pretty and sheer.

Emilo - The winner! Did this great vest and pant set with cutout backs.

Bottom...

Laura Kathleen - They weren't too into it and said it was not androgynous at all

Casanova - Was shiny and gold, but not doing it for them

Kayne - The loser. He did this hideous hounds tooth with yellow shirt underneath and shorts on the guy. YUCK.

Scandal: President's birthday

Olivia and her new senator boyfriend decide it is time to go public. They will arrive together at the President's party. Meanwhile, there is a case with a super rich man who divorces his wife of 40 years and neglects his son to marry his 26 year old girlfriend. They think he is crazy and want to commit him, especially after he shoots his son. They end up finding out the old man wants to live his life, since he worked the whole time and doesn't want his son to endure the same future.

James, Cyrus' husband, got his information from David Rosen. He goes to check up on the balloting scam. He finds all the machines accounted for except one. They all do not have memory cards either. He finds the last one in a school and the card. He plugs it in to find out the election has been rigged. But by who? Maybe his hubby. If you put your vote in, the ticket comes up as correct, but the card reader that tallies the votes comes up differently.

Meanwhile, they are getting ready for the president's bash. In the car, Melly tells Fitz she doesn't want to go in. He fights her on it and makes her feel bad and then gets out of the car, only to be shot. Did she know about it? Who shot him? Olivia is really upset.

Grey's Anatomy: Meredith's Surprise

Arizona is back at work and she falls. Everyone is concerned, but she laughs it off and is as happy as a clam. April thinks she is pregnant and Avery decides to propose because of this. Once she finds out she is not, she retracts her wedding acceptance and he is hurt. They break it off.

Owen is facing the board and realizes he signed off on that flight that hurt others. He is at fault here. He asks Christina for a divorce in order to save her from a lawsuit that will incur because of this conflict of interest here.

Derek agrees to fix his hand. There is a case with a grabby man, who turns out to have a tumor that Meredith decides is operable. Bailey doesn't want a Christmas wedding, but her fiance does. In the end, we find out that Meredith is pregnant. Looks like miracles do happen :)

Vampire Diaries: Elena's Sire

Ms Mystic Falls pageant is upon us. Caroline is hosting and she is also trying to keep Stephan sane while Elena breaks his dead heart. Caroline also lets Elena have it and lets her know what she really thinks about Damon. Tyler is taking Hayley to the dance, April is running and Jeremy is escorting her, Elena is going with Matt and Caroline is going with Klaus, to keep him busy. It seems that Caroline and Klaus may be better suited than we had thought.

Jeremy is having hunter dreams about killing his sister and whittling wood. Stephan needs to find him more vamps to kill to read the tattoo. He finds a murderer at the hospital and turns him into a vamp as Jeremy kills him. Looks like the hunter mark is stronger than we thought and Jeremy has a thirst to kill all vamps now.

At the dance, Jeremy goes to stab Elena in the neck. Stephen is there to save her. Matt saves April and escorts her when Jeremy is MIA. Professor Shane is there as well and him and Damon have words about his true thoughts. He is also chatting it up with Hayley. As Klaus and Caroline get closer, Tyler is more upset. Even though him and Hayley are breaking sire bonds as we speak. We learn that the cure is magically protected by a Bennet witch and we need Bonnie's powers to come back. Looks like everyone wants to break the vampire curse. Except Klaus that is, he doesn't want to be human.

Elena needs to move out and Matt moves in with Jeremy, since he is human. Elena moves in with Damon and Stephan. Damon and Elena finally get together and kiss and have hot steamy vamp sex. I LOVE them together. While this is going on, Caroline and Stephan realize that because Damon made Elena a vamp, he sired her and she is stuck on him. Could this be the reason for her love life?

We also see Hayley and the professor having secret conversations about the sire bond breaks. What are they up to?

Suburgatory: Friendship Fish

George and Dallas: George is getting made over by Dallas. He is wearing sweaters around his neck and pink shirts and gardening hats like Sheila Shay. All is well with the world, until his New York buddies come and heckled him. He offers them diet grapefruit spritzers. He then takes them for lunch at the club and they make fun of Dallas. This is where he draws the line. He tells them that he has changed and he is happy. And he tries to take their job from them in Scarsdale. Dallas even helps by making more bathrooms and bedazzling. He does not get the job, but neither do they.

Tessa and Lisa: Tessa is so involved with her tablet. It has commercials everywhere and I actually love it with the click on keyboard. But since her breakup with Malik (Leopard scrunchie!) she has been on Tessa. Malik wants to get back together and is sculpting heads of her out of clay. Lisa brings over her sleepover trunk and they do arts and crafts projects, including watermelon helmets. She then brings out the friendship fish that she has been smoking for 4 weeks in her closet. Tessa refuses to eat it and calls pretending to be Fire Marshall Charmin. This gets Lisa community service and Tessa admits it was her. They take a bite and she gets violent food poisoning. George misses her calls from the hospital so her grandmother picks her up which he is not happy about.

New Girl: Eggs

We find Jess, CeCe and all her friends sitting at the dinner table with Nick. They are talking about freezing their eggs and how when you get older you lose most of them. Jess and CeCe want to come in for a test to see how many viable eggs they have left in them. Their lesbo gyno friend agrees after announcing their pregnancy.

Schmidt is having not such good sex with his boss. He asks the gyno if he can come in as well to make an appointment to see if he is doing this wrong. He ends up turning her on since she is horny and hormonal due to pregnancy. Jess takes the test and she is super fertile, but CeCe is not. She only has another 1- 2 years to conceive.

Nick wants to finish his zombie novel. So he tries to emulate Ernest Hemingway. He takes Winston with him, even though it is messing with his sleep schedule. He finishes the novel, but its horrible. Then they all offer to fertilize Jess. Oh boy.

2 Broke Girls: Egg Donors

At the diner everyone goes through the lost and found box and Han has to take a picture with the blonde wig, since everyone else did. Hysterical. A man, whose toupee it is, comes to claim it. Caroline has been getting the Martha Stewart Magazine to keep seeing if they are in it. This time they are! There is a blurb about them. They run to show Andy and he is a bit upset because there was a bad drug deal at the soup kitchen and there were murders. Max sneaks in to see the crime scene. There is blood all over the walls, so Andy has to leave. Caroline however thinks this is a perfect place to open their cupcake shop. Since murder brings down rent.

They go to get a loan from women helping women, but the woman doesn't want to help them. They then try to donate their eggs. Max fails, because she doesn't know how to fill out an application. But they will give Caroline $20k for hers since she is a Wharton grad. She gets too queasy at the 8 viles of blood and runs away splattering her blood everywhere along with spilling the nurses viles. It looks like a blood bath so Max is like why not open a shop here. Ahaha.

In the end at the diner, Sophie comes to get her meal and gives them a check for 20K to open their shop. As long as free cupcakes come her way. The girls are so happy, they hug and FINALLY the total goes up at the end!

Teen Mom 2: Kesha

Jenelle - Is still deciding whether or not she should go back on probation or go to jail for 45 days. Her mother of course tries to reason with her, but Jenelle cannot stop smoking weed. She is an addict, but wont admit it. She meets up with her friend Tori, who she got in that huge fight with, and they talk about being friends and going to the Kesha concert together. Jenelle meets with her lawyer and good news, he got the sentence down to 16 days in jail. Problem is its during Kesha time. She begs and pleads to go to the concert, and I am surprised he didn't bitch slap her upside the head. Instead, her probation officer did a random drug test and she got locked up. She calls good ole Barb but she tells her to eff off and that she will not bail her out this time.

Leah - Her and Cory are going to finalize their divorce. She sees him pull up in a new truck and tells him this is one of the reasons it didn't work out. Hello? Does anyone not ever bring up that she cheated on him now twice with Robbie? They sign the papers and walk away from one another and she is left crying, saying she really loved him.

Kailyn - She sees pictures of Jo and his new squeeze, Vee. It says a little tipsy and it is a night he should be watching Issac. She brings this up to her lawyers and they decide to try and get her custody every other weekend now. She brings it up to Jo and he denies it. She is back with Jordan though.

Chelsea - It is Aubree's birthday and Adam is being weird about it since him and her dad had a fight about him living there. He doesn't show up until after she set up the party with leopard balloons and leopard pink cake. She gives her a pink truck which she loves and he got her a bike, which she cannot ride yet. She goes home with Adam and his parents. Things aren't going so well with her.

Gossip Girl: Ivy's Mystery Caller

Dan & Serena - Are back together. They decide to make amends with friends and family first, before they go public. He makes friends with Nate, Chuck and his dad. She makes friends with Blair. She makes plans to help Blair get young Constance girls at her pop-up show. They become friends again too. They are so happy and decide to be a couple again. Until we see him get a call from Georgina asking why he is with her. He replies he is doing a chapter on her. Uh oh. Very sneaky Dan!

Blair & Chuck - She is getting ready for her pop-up show and tries to get Sage and her friends, the five founders of the prep schools, called Dons, to come to her show. She ends up foiling that plan, but the girls love her stuff anyways and she sells out. She is a success. She goes to share it with Chuck, but he is less than happy about his own life. He basically tells her to give up, they are NEVER going to be together. Poor Blair. Waited around for nothing.

Ivy, Rufus, Lily, Bart, Nate (whomever else) - Bart helps Nate out of a financial jam with the spectator. In return, he must do what he says, which includes helping to take his bestie Chuck down. Ivy has the micro film and tells Bart and Chuck they can have it if they destroy Lily's life. She has been in cahoots with William, Lily's ex, the whole time. Looks like she wants all of Lily's men. She gets duped by Bart and Rufus gives the micro film to Lily after he sees Ivy kissing another man. She burns it in the fire and Chuck watches it burn. Part of me thinks it is somewhere else, but I could be wrong. Ivy and William leave together with her money, Lily and Bart are happy and Lily and Rufus are friends again.

90210: Hollywood Bowl

Naomi & Max - Max is stressed out with Alex and she sets up interviews for him. A hot, nerdy girl named Bryce comes in and Max is instantly compatible. Of course, Naomi is too jealous so she sends her packing. She tries to be his business partner and does a great job at wooing the Germans, but when it comes to the brains and a certain goldfish riddle, it doesn't work. She ends up hiring Bryce for Max. I am only too afraid she secretly knows Alex. We will see.

Silver & Liam - She has to do IVF and Liam goes with her. She learns there may be side effects, but does not care. When they get out of the clinic there is a photographer there that is too much for Liam. He got an anon letter from someone saying they know about Vanessa. He punches the paparazzi and gets arrested. The studio hires a bodyguard for him named Ashley. She helps him get through the Bowl and take Silver to the hospital when she gets a blood clot in her leg from the treatment. In the end, we find her getting a tattoo of Liam on her back. Creepy.

Dixon & Aid - Dixon finds out that he may become paralyzed forever. He gets scared and wants to buy Aid an engagement ring from Neil Lane. When he finds out everything is fine, he only gets her earrings. She is going to perform at the Hollywood Bowl and open for Neyo. She looks amazing and does great. She does however admit to Silver she has cheated like 6 times.

Annie & Riley - She is dating him but of course always puts her foot in her mouth. She is trying too hard to make him feel comfortable and its making him feel uncomfortable. He stands her up for the bowl and she confronts him and then slaps him. He likes this better and they kiss.

How I Met Your Mother: The Jury

This all centers around the court case between Marshall and Brad. He is telling a group of judges about it and making jokes, but they do not work. We go back to the court case where everyone is there. The whole jury is made up of women who are more interested in Brad's but than anything else. He gets a fake doctor to say that the effects of the lake are good for hair growth and something else. He then does a video of him swimming in the lake and the judge and jury love his body. Marshall shows a cute duck who was nursed back to health, but not until he makes Brad take off his shirt and reveal the disease chest from the lake does he discover that he wins the case. Problem is it is only $25,000 not million as he wanted. In the end, he tells the judge panel that is why he wants to be a judge.

The other characters talk about how bad ass they were. Lily was bad and made Scooter be bad with her. Ted was bad too. Robin was bad pop star in Canada and Barney was so bad that the bailiff knows him.

666 Park Avenue: Jane Goes Insane

Jane is still missing since her stint in the basement. Henry is passing out fliers. Finally, she emerges in the middle of Time Square unaware of where she is and who she is. She checks into the hospital, but they think she is a mental patient. She has flashbacks of the basement of them handcuffing her and telling her she shouldn't be there. She overhears the nurses talking about a guy who had the same thing happen to him. She breaks out into his wing and talks to him. She copies a drawing she sees on his wall after he tries to hang himself. He was her only hope of answers. The cop on her case Cooper, has grown attached to her. He lets her free and she goes back to her apartment. She finds the engagement ring in the drawer and loves Henry a little bit more.

Meanwhile, Louisa is back from her photo trip. Except, she really was in rehab for prescription pills. Brian, however is done with Alexis. Problem is, if he doesn't sleep with her, he cannot write, his computer is broken, his pens don't work and his pencils break. Yikes! Alexis tells Gavin she wants out, but that does not happen. Instead, they sleep together again and he can write.

Gavin has Shaw tied up and Kadinsky is beating the crap out of him for answers. We find out that his father left him, so Gavin makes a mirage of his father to find out that the box is with a priest at the church where his mother died. Shaw also tells Gavin that his daughter killed herself, because of him. Olivia comes to confront Shaw and he tells her that her daughter is still alive and he will take her to him. Gavin comes back to find Shaw and he is gone. He goes to see the priest and get the box back. Looks like he can come on holy ground after all.

In the end, Nona visits Jane. She tells her how worried she was after the staircase got her. She says that this woman Maris can help Jane. She goes to Maris' apartment with the writings on the wall. We end there, but next week we find out its Whoopi!!

Revenge: Flashback 2006

It's rewind time people. We are back in 2006 following four different storylines.

Emily: She is tracking down a pimp in NYC and that is where she meets Aiden (the bartender) and Ashley (who is trying to be a whore). She is tracking down this man because she and Takeda believe he has something to do with the bombing of the plane and the death of her father. She gives Ashley money to leave this town. Aiden is avenging the death of his sister who was on that plane. She ends up fighting them with Aiden and Takeda and they get out Scot free. When we get back to present day, she is in bed with Aiden and they are saying how strange it is to be together after all these years.

Nolan: He is celebrating his company going public and IPO. We then meet his old CFO Marco, who he is also romantically involved with. He learns that his Swiss account of $500mil was emptied and given to Emily due to the fact that her father was the first investor. The CFO quits and Nolan is left still bisexual but rich. Very rich. In present day, we see a call from Daniel to this CFO asking questions about NolCorp. Oooo.

The Porters: Jack's dad is still alive and he is doing dirty business with some men. Him and his partner end up shooting one of them and hiding it from Jack. In the present day we learn, that man's sons are the ones who are now in business with Jack and hope to take him down.

Victoria: I left her for last. We are back to a time when she loves her family. Daniel wants to be a poet and his dad burns his poetry, even though it is very good. They are having dinner and her mother shows up with her new boyfriend. We find out that her mother was always jealous of her and her looks. She was dating a man that was supposed to keep them rich, but blamed their breakup on 15 year old Victoria. She then made Victoria shoot him and Victoria got 6 months in juvie and when she returned she was exiled from her house. Her mother's next sugar daddy almost raped Victoria and she lived with him for 30 years. This new man hears the whole story and leaves her on the spot. Victoria does not feel bad at all, in fact, she planned the whole meeting of this man and the demise. She is trickier than we thought.

Once Upon a Time: Sleeping Curse

In Fairy Tale Land (present day)....

Aurora tells them she sees Henry in her dream. They now know they can get messages back and forth. They send her back in so she can ask Henry how to escape. She burns herself badly and Mulan is overprotective. Meanwhile, Hook is with Cora and she is mad about him betraying her. She then sends her zombie people out to catch Aurora and use her as ransom for the compass. Hook frees her and Cora is even more pissed about it. Meanwhile, Snow has to go under the sleep spell in order to speak to Henry. Mulan makes her some sleeping potion and she goes to sleep. Inside though, she does not find Henry, she finds Charming.

Storybrooke.....

Henry awakes and tells Regina and David that Cora is back and they need to stop her. She goes to find Gold, who is having his burger with Belle. He realizes that he needs to stop Cora. He tells Henry that they can stop her with the ink from the quill in his jail cell. Henry goes in but fails at communicating with Aurora. He gets pulled out and burns his arm. Regina and David think this is too dangerous for him, so they put Charming under the curse. He goes in to speak to Snow, having faith she will be there.

The kickers....

1. Charming goes in and sees Snow, but they cannot kiss to break the spell, so he is trapped in there. However, he does tell her how to stop Cora.
2. Hook almost dies by the hand of Cora, until he reveals he stole Aurora's heart.
3. Cora uses her heart to control her zombie body, leading the girls into Hook's trap.

Cannot wait for the winter finale, bittersweet all!

New Girl: Thanksgiving Parent Trap

Another Thanksgiving at New Girl. Jess invites her mother for the first half and her father for the second. Looks like they both show up at the same time. She has been doing the "Parent Trap" for years, trying to get them back together. She finally gets them to kiss and make out and she is happy about that. At the end, we see them in the elevator together and I guess they secretly do this. Nice cameos by Jamie Lee Curtis and Rob Reiner.

Meanwhile, Schmidt's cousin Schmidt is there as well. Him and Schmidt are always in competition. Winston and CeCe tell them to compete for the title. They do a few hilarious things and then finally the last challenge is to kiss Winston. The cousin Schmidt does it and he wins, but then misses his girlfriend.

Teen Mom 2: Jenelle goes to jail

Leah: She is going to mediation with Cory. They decide that he gets the girls 3 weekends a month and her one, with her all week. He is civil about everything. She then goes through his emails to find that he has been talking to a few girls since her. She asks him and he says yes and she wonders how he can move on so fast. Well, she did cheat on him twice. I mean c'mon Leah!

Jenelle: She is about to have her drug test and knows she is going to fail. She is honest with her mom and says she will get the detox drink. It doesn't work of course and she fails. Her choices are probation for a bit longer or jail for 45 days. She wants to pick jail because she cannot fathom the thought of giving up weed for any longer. She has a REAL problem. She tells her mom and then gets mad at her mom for her being such a screw up. She cries in her car.

Chelsea: It is her 20th birthday. She quits her job, because her manager yelled at her. Adam gives her a diamond promise ring. She has her party at her dad's and he spots the ring. Tells her how disappointed he is in her, but she doesn't care. She is happy.

Kailyn: She is lonely and she calls her mother. Her mother doesn't answer. She calls her again and then her mother blocks her phone number. She then calls Jordan and he is really nice to her and agrees to meet with her. They talk about getting back together and she is lucky he is even entertaining this.

Gossip Girl: The Painting

Blair: Her mother returns and is upset with her, especially after reading Dan's article. She tells her she has to stop scheming to get her way. She invites Nelly Yuke over and then blackmails her, but it backfires. Her mother is more upset than ever. Then Blair tries to threaten Dan and that shows her that she is still immature as ever. She finally realizes she should come up with a lower level line, called B. This will showcase her high school style of uniforms and headbands and when she was cool.

Dan/Serena: They are hanging out again and liking each other. He even brings her a box of her favorite chocolate covered strawberries. After overhearing her talk badly about him to Nate, he second guesses. They get stuck in an elevator and work things out, then they kiss and she invites him to stay. Looks like they are back together!

Chuck/Nate: They are still looking for dad's evidence. They realize from one of the advisers that he is hiding the evidence like the movie Traffic, in a painting. Nate sneaks in to Lily's home and finds nothing. Then they realize it must be the one painting that is gone. Except it is up for auction at Lily's event.

Ivy/Rufus/Lily: No-one has responded yes to Rufus' art event. Lily is having an auction the same night to prevent this. Ivy buys all of her paintings in return for his artwork to be displayed and for them to co-host. Lily is furious, so she donates one of her favorite pieces. Little did she know, the oil papers are hidden in the back. Ivy and Rufus buy the art for 1.2 million and Ivy says he will sell back to Chuck for double.

The Kickers....

1. Chuck and Nate go to find the oil papers first and it is gone
2. Ivy has found them and talks to some mysterious caller about them on the phone, but who? I am hoping Gossip Girl?