Snooki & JWoww: Season Finale

Snooks decides she wants to live with Jionni before they embark on their new baby venture. Jwoww takes it OK (since another season is abreast) and decides to move back home. They head to birthing class with their fake babies in tow and all she can talk about is her vagina ripping.

They plan dates with the other's other and ask questions about their love. I think that Roger and Jenni should break up, but what do I know?

Alls well that ends well. Two weeks until Jersey Shore final season y'all!

Snooki & Jwoww: Fake Baby

Jenni decides to order a fake baby for Snooki and one for herself. It becomes troublesome when it cries in the club and at dinner. She goes to the doctor to find out the sex and its a boy. I think she was a bit upset it wasnt a girl, but they decide to name him Lorenzo even then!! In real life, baby Lorenzo was born and they call him renzo

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When is the finale?

Snooki & Jwoww: Fight with the men

Snooks is fighting with Jionni about the photo and his mean comments. Jenni is fighting with Roger about his as well. They have a huge fight and possibly break up. But they laugh it off at the end. Next episode, we find out the sex of the baby!

Waiting to see why this show gets a second season!

Snooki & Jwoww: Cheating men?

Back from Cancun and the drama is still there. They see a photo of Jionni and Roger with other girls and they get upset. Roger didn't want to spend time with Jenni and she flipped out. He called her insecure.

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Snooks and Jionni get into a fight where he tells her she is not ready to be a mother and all hell breaks loose. Uh oh. Trouble in baby mamma drama land.

Snooki & Jwoww: Cancun

The girls are off to Cancun along with Ryder and Jwoww's friend. Bad idea already. What Snooks doesn't get is that she is pregnant and Jwoww is not putting her first. They head over there and its beautiful, but the sun is too much for Snooki. She begs to go in, but Jenni wants 20 minutes on her back. They are all drinking the whole time, which makes Snooki mad. Finally they go to the zoo. Jenni makes them all wear Croc hats and Snooki brings her stuffed crocadilly. This zoo is like no other with animals running right next to you. Very strange!

They go to a club and a fight breaks lose. Nicole is rightfully concerned, but meanwhile wasn't smart enough not to go in the first place. The next day she is over it because they swim with dolphins. They all go out again that night and Jenni doesn't want to wait for Nicole. She shouldn't be going, but she does. During dinner she talks about how upset she is and Jenni doesn't care. Snooki calls her dad crying saying she wants to go home and doesn't want to live with Jenni anymore. Is this the end of them? To be continued....

Snooki & Jwoww: Drag Queens

Roger and Jenni finally make up. They go to Nicole and Jionni's engagement party (more like casual dinner). Roger has some big talk with Jionni about being a dad and not being able to be up to snuff. I wanted to punch him, go away Roger.

The girls then take them to Lucky Cheng's, a drag queen restaurant in NYC. I went there for a friend's 18th birthday, but not sure if now that seems like my kind of good time. They have the queens give Roger and Jionni naked lap dances. They are super uncomfortable and its funny. Roger doesn't get any at home, so might as well.

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Next episode the girls go to Cancun and it seems like Snooks doesn't want to live with Jenni anymore. Uh oh.

Snooki & Jwoww: Doggie Day Care

Snooks decides to take a job volunteering at Doggie Day care. She ends up getting mobbed by dogs. Jenni decides to take a cooking class and makes a new friend. She invites her out with her and Snookie to the club. While there, they get hit on by a creepy guy. Snooki is mean to the new girl and then finally is nice to her. Jwoww isn't being so nice to Snooki lately.

At the end, Roger calls her up and tells her he is sick of her lies. She is like what are you talking about. He tells her she has been lying and she is being sued and he didn't know about it. I am just as confused as you are!

Snooki & Jwoww: Spray Tan Party

Snooki brings out the cake and announces her pregnancy. They are shocked and make fun of her until they give her support. She feels most hurt by Jenni, who is the least supportive. They have a little BBQ and Jionni and Roger are baffled on how to put it together. Roger asks Jionni to kick him and misses and hurts his foot.

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We invite the partners over and some friends. One of the gay Joeys wants a spray tan and pulls up his undies to get one from Jenni. Meanwhile, Roger is saying inappropriate things in front of Jenni's father. Jenni refuses to have sex with Roger while Nicole and Jionni make love.

Snooki & Jwoww: Jersey Shore Reunion

Nicole and Jenni want to fix the place up. They buy all the leopard and zebra print with hot pink fabric they can find in Jersey. Their place looks like a zoo. They hire a handyman to hang curtains, but all they have is a glue gun and a staple gun. They refuse to pay him which is weird. They hire another guy to fix it and finally get it ready. They want to invite over the roommates for dinner to announce her engagement and pregnancy. Nicole cooks!

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When they get there they are all excited to see one another. Nicole didn't invite Mike the Situation, weird right? how's that going to be in the shore house next season? She tells them all that she is engaged and they are not too happy. They make fun of it and make fun of Nicole. She is not too pleased. She is also trying to fool them by drinking cranberry juice out of a cup. She finally brings out the cake in the credits to say she is pregnant.

We need to wait and see till next episode how they react. But I was pretty happy to see all the guys back together again in another setting!

Snooki & Jwoww: First Sonogram

The girls are going to make their apartment pretty. They want leopard and zebra wallpaper and carpet. She has to poop, but there is poop in the store's potty already ew. They have a cake for Jenni and dinner for her birthday. Roger spends most of it making fun of Jionni saying he is shorter than a bowel movement he made. I am surprised Jionni is being such a good sport and Snooks isn't too happy. They go tot he sex museum and the ninja restaurant and get so scared she pees in her pants. Oh boy.

Off to her first sonogram. She is nervous and rightfully so. I mean, she did speak to a a pregnant woman who said her Vjay Jay ripped into her asshole. They see the baby on the screen and they are all freaked out but happy. She is ready to tell the other roomies now. Cannot wait to see that!

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Snooki & Jwoww: Jenni's Bday

Jenni is in shock but feels better once Snooks asks her to be the godmother. They sing the lease even after dad's dismay. The move in and have Roger lug all the suitcases for them. Jionni is more concerned that their spawn will be teeny tiny in height. It's Jenni's birthday and Snooks is unprepared. She puts a candle in a bagel and gives it to her. They smooch goodnight and into their respective rooms. Hello Lucy and Ethel, Jersey style.

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Snooki & Jwoww: Series Premiere

Snooki and Jenni decide they want to move in together to Jersey City. They want a last hurrah before things get serious. They go apartment hunting and hate everything they see. They finally settle on an old fire station, two bedroom with lots of room. Right before signing the lease, Snooki tells Jenni she is engaged. Then she says she is pregnant. Now let's sign that lease!

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It was definitely cute. But I have to see where it leads. I feel like with no drinking or partying for Snooki, things between them will get rough. Fun lines are that Snooki thinks organic = kosher and she says she was thrown a spermball.

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