Happy to see my favorite 30 minute comedy back on track for the new year.
Tessa is starting to get used to the suburbs when she starts to love the water pressure. Which I have to agree. City water pressure is not so great. Just as she is all lathered up the water shuts off. Her and dad George both are soapy and in towels as the doorbell rings. Its the Shays, who first comment on George's hot bod and then say how a hydrant burst on their lawn.
Tessa is chosen at school to show the new kid around. Although he is not a student, he is an undercover narc looking for steroid sellers. The guidance counselor, Mr. Wolfe (Rex Lee) has a whole scene where he pretends he is not gay and has a hot girlfriend. She shows him around and because of the new kid's interest in hot football men, she assumes he is gay. She says things about how her gaydar is spot on and tries to tell him that even though he is interested in the Shay boy, he is not gay and he should move on to the quarterback.
Lisa Shay is desperately in love with the new guy and tries to turn him. Or so she thinks. She butches it up in order to win his affections, but no avail. New guy ends up busting the quarterback for possession and for selling steroids and Tessa realizes her gaydar is broken. Mr. Wolfe ends up coming out of the closet in the end professing his love for deep Vnecks.
Dahlia doesn't disappoint. She meets the new guy and asks in front of his face who the new loser is. Love her. She then admits that laxatives are not illegal as the Narc busts the quarterback. I swear, I want to bottle her.
Meanwhile, Dallas asks George to help her renovate a space she wants to open a die cut crystal store. Not sure the idea is well, but I love her too. George thinks she is flirting with him after the kiss on Christmas. She eats a banana funny in front of him and asks him to feel her melons at the supermarket. When he confronts her about it, she tells him the kiss was for Steven. To get him back and she wants to be a brand new girl, entrepreneur and fabulous. I am hoping that they get together regardless. George cant fight it for very long!
Please, put more Dahlia in!
Tessa is starting to get used to the suburbs when she starts to love the water pressure. Which I have to agree. City water pressure is not so great. Just as she is all lathered up the water shuts off. Her and dad George both are soapy and in towels as the doorbell rings. Its the Shays, who first comment on George's hot bod and then say how a hydrant burst on their lawn.
Tessa is chosen at school to show the new kid around. Although he is not a student, he is an undercover narc looking for steroid sellers. The guidance counselor, Mr. Wolfe (Rex Lee) has a whole scene where he pretends he is not gay and has a hot girlfriend. She shows him around and because of the new kid's interest in hot football men, she assumes he is gay. She says things about how her gaydar is spot on and tries to tell him that even though he is interested in the Shay boy, he is not gay and he should move on to the quarterback.
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Lisa Shay is desperately in love with the new guy and tries to turn him. Or so she thinks. She butches it up in order to win his affections, but no avail. New guy ends up busting the quarterback for possession and for selling steroids and Tessa realizes her gaydar is broken. Mr. Wolfe ends up coming out of the closet in the end professing his love for deep Vnecks.
Dahlia doesn't disappoint. She meets the new guy and asks in front of his face who the new loser is. Love her. She then admits that laxatives are not illegal as the Narc busts the quarterback. I swear, I want to bottle her.
Meanwhile, Dallas asks George to help her renovate a space she wants to open a die cut crystal store. Not sure the idea is well, but I love her too. George thinks she is flirting with him after the kiss on Christmas. She eats a banana funny in front of him and asks him to feel her melons at the supermarket. When he confronts her about it, she tells him the kiss was for Steven. To get him back and she wants to be a brand new girl, entrepreneur and fabulous. I am hoping that they get together regardless. George cant fight it for very long!
Please, put more Dahlia in!
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