Monday, January 30, 2012

Jersey Shore: Vinny Returns

I was starting to lose faith in these tanaerexic kids, but this episode was quite funny. The owner of the shore store tells them that he is going to look for a new employee/roommate since Vinny has left and Mike is MIA. The kids aren't having it. Jenni makes shore to rip down the help wanted sign on the front.

Mike comes moseying back talking about how sensitive he really is. Little does he know that all the girls are planning this huge bash for him and Pauly as a late birthday surprise. They even hire a stripper for each of them. How thoughtful.

The two meatballs, Snooki and Deena, are getting decorations at the Shore party store when they come across these life-sized bunny costumes. They put them on and pretend to do each other bunny style. Actually quite funny. Deena even calls Vinny to see if he will come to his boyfriend's birthday and he says no, he's not ready yet.

from wetpaint.com

They go to the surprise party and Mike is super surprised. He is having a great time with his blonde stripper. So much fun he brings her home with him. She starts complaining about needing matching socks and ones that are new and he realizes she is too much maintenance.

They all decide to go out on couple night. Mike invites Paul, Jenni and Snooks ask their boyfriends, Pauly goes solo and even Deena calls up a man to come with her. They get there and the only thing I see is two girls on the ground. When we finally pull them apart, we see its Sammi and some random chick. Sammi explains that the girl pulled her hair "nobody pulls my new weave" and she got physical with her. Since when did Sammi get so tough? She fights Jwoww and all of the sudden she is Muhammad Ali? Pssh.

from ew.com

They all go back home and Mike starts talking about being Paula's boyfriend. Snooki starts talking about having a heart attack, although she is not. Weird.

The next day, Pauly cant take it anymore, he wakes up everyone and decides they are going to drive to Staten Island and go get Vinny. They pile up in two escalades and head over there. They start screaming, knocking on the door and ringing the bell until somebody opens it. They stampede up to Vinny's room and see him. He is all buff, he got a new tattoo (he is really working on himself, uh huh) and they ask him to come home. He is not really ready (and either is his mom who is crying her eyes out), but he agrees to come anyways. In the car ride home he talks about wanting to get laid.

from wetpaint.com

And the crew is back together and every body's hearts are resown up. Hurray.

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