Schmidt has a douchebag jar and rightfully so. Every time he says something dbaggy he must put money in the jar. We have Schmidt's birthday and he is upset because his party bus got taken by child star Frankie Muniz. He is super upset so it's Jess to the rescue. She raids her school for the keys to the school bus and some pot that may have been taken away from the kids. Her boss finds her and is not mad, but wants to be invited.
Jess is truly an amazing friend here. She sets up the school bus as the party van and invites all of his friends. She even hires a stripper (Asian heritage, very bendy with a heart of gold, please?) with said stripped poll inside bus. Although we later find out, since she was a girl who called, they sent an over sized, middle aged man to strip. YUCK. She begs him not to take his pants off.
The whole time Schmidt is more concerned with his frenemy who used to tease him in college when Schmidtty was fat. He gets there is a complete jerk. He even tries to hit on the Jess. This is where Schmidt thinks he crossed the line and tells him off for once. Before this, we get into some singing about we built this Schmidty (yet another we built this city redo).
Meanwhile, Nick is dating a girl (Lizzie Caplan, hello Mean Girls, Tru Calling and True Blood, amazing crossover star) and she is a lawyer and Nick is scared to bring her around his friends. She doesn't mind and when Schmid't bro-enemy takes it too far, she punches him in the face. Apparently, she has secrets too, one being she needs anger management.
The bus crashes into a poll and Nick and his new girl are off and Schmidt tries to kiss Jess. Part of me was hoping she would oblige, but she did the weird look and pulled away instead. More money into the douchebag jar.
They end the episode with all the nutso things he says and him putting more money in the jar. Classic.
Jess is truly an amazing friend here. She sets up the school bus as the party van and invites all of his friends. She even hires a stripper (Asian heritage, very bendy with a heart of gold, please?) with said stripped poll inside bus. Although we later find out, since she was a girl who called, they sent an over sized, middle aged man to strip. YUCK. She begs him not to take his pants off.
The whole time Schmidt is more concerned with his frenemy who used to tease him in college when Schmidtty was fat. He gets there is a complete jerk. He even tries to hit on the Jess. This is where Schmidt thinks he crossed the line and tells him off for once. Before this, we get into some singing about we built this Schmidty (yet another we built this city redo).
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Meanwhile, Nick is dating a girl (Lizzie Caplan, hello Mean Girls, Tru Calling and True Blood, amazing crossover star) and she is a lawyer and Nick is scared to bring her around his friends. She doesn't mind and when Schmid't bro-enemy takes it too far, she punches him in the face. Apparently, she has secrets too, one being she needs anger management.
The bus crashes into a poll and Nick and his new girl are off and Schmidt tries to kiss Jess. Part of me was hoping she would oblige, but she did the weird look and pulled away instead. More money into the douchebag jar.
They end the episode with all the nutso things he says and him putting more money in the jar. Classic.
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