Tuesday, November 22, 2011

We Shalt All Shower Blair..

With all things wedding, comes the bridal shower. Of course, on par with GG, we expect this one to be grander than anything. This shower however has men invited as well. Except for two men that is, Chuck and Dan. Poor Dan. His character is already waning off the side of TV world, lets just kick dirt in his wounds. He has some bonding time with Chuck as they get drunk and high together. Chuck hires two girls to shower with him which clicks Dan's mind to crash the shower and confront Blair on why he was not invited. All in all, this leads to Chuck believing that Dan is actually in love with the same woman he is. What a shame.

In another side of Manhattan, Louis is trying to convince Blair that her friends do not have her best interest at heart (Does he?) so he shows her the latest GG post that they somehow know about the paternity test. Blair attests it was dear old sis Beatrice and Louis refutes, dying to show her the truth. In the end we find that dear old Bea was behind the post, but let's not rush a good thing....

Back at the NY spectator, Nate has GG's page hacked into and creates a dummy site that shows all the emails all the upper east siders have sent with tips for GG. He says he will post it and then everyone will begin to trust the spectator by default. Serena talks him out of this and Diana begins to see what a great man Nate really is. Too bad they don't believe in happy endings on this show. Nate's grandfather tells Diana that her relationship needs to end and Nate needs to become CEO in order for her secret to stay safe. Still not so sure what the secret is, I am assuming it has to do with Bart Bass.

Blair is with her minions trying to find a suitable shower garment. They all try to throw her off by insisting this is a Greek, food cart shower and she should wear jeans according to the evite (don't trash evite!) She gets upset and thinks that maybe Louie is right, they don't have her best interest at heart. They should know she is a pretentious biotch.

Charlie is in her own hot water. Max shows up at the apartment and in front of mommy Van Der Woodsen he admits she is really Ivy. She tells some sob story about how Carole wanted to keep her name a secret and of course Lily buys it. Max however doesn't. He somehow remembers an old playbill where the real Charlie Rhodes starred in a bit play of Alice in Wonderland and Ivy was the stage manager and Carole was the production manager. He decides blackmail for $500K is par for the course to keep her secret.

The party of course is amazing. It is a breakfast at Tiffany's soiree, filled with blue boxes everywhere, a huge blue box cake, Audrey Hepburn look-a-likes as waitresses and small empty Tiffany boxes given out and one has a diamond ring in it. Right before the fun can begin everyone gets a text from the NY spectator saying that the GG site has been leaked. They all are busy trying to search for names of people who sent out tips about them. Most of them are from Blair herself and even her minions don't want to see her.

from cwtv.com

Blair begins to throw everyone under the bus, especially her dear friend S who just planned this party and gave a truly heartwarming speech. (At least B's baby bump is finally showing) until she realizes that it was dear old Louie who sent out the site, only to prove to her what she already knew. That happy endings don't happen here on GG. She tells him she needs time to think about what she wants. She has some cake with Serena as S lets her know that Chuck wasn't crashing earlier, he was trying to save her from some embarrassment.

We end with B showing up at Chuck's hotel saying that she thinks he really is good. But what does this mean for the royal wedding? Is it off or is it on? Either way we get to hear Kristen Bell apologize for betrayals, but of course who wouldn't still want to keep reading GG?


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