Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Broke Just Got Prettier

Some upper class Brooklynites walk into the diner and say how much they think Max's cupcakes are "FABULOUS", so her and Caroline decide to try and peddle these babies in a nearby coffee shop. Pause. I love how the owner of the diner Hahn is so cute and loves them so much! He really makes me smile. Continue.

They get to the shop, which apparently used to be owned by a guy who used to expose himself and the freckles on his lower wing wang to Max. This is about the only thing that really sticks out in her mind about this place. The owner who has dreads and is named Samar wont even try their baked goods, because "they are not pretty enough". Please. Have you looked in a mirror lately? You are the only unpretty thing here.
 
They decided to take a 2 day cupcake class given by these two girls who are more annoying then the Jersey shore characters on a bad day. They speak in annoying tones and slap five every time they think something is great. The other people in the class is a gay bachelorette party. (Most of my best gays, would rather see the naked wing wang then make a flower on a cupcake) Regardless, the two instructors don't give Max and Car the time of day once they learn they own their own business and may be of some competition to them.

They go home to practice making flowers on cupcakes (some of my favorite cupcakes do not have flowers, they have pieces of food on top, Reeces, oreos, cookies, etc - no artistic value there) and Caroline goes to sleep in her newly bedded magenta bed, which Max dubs her "Vagina". They make about 10 too many references to her vagina and I start to think that Chestnut is more the star of the scene than them.

They go back to the second day of class, show off her flower and then tell the girls to stuff it. She makes a few cupcakes that have "BITE ME" and other lewd sayings on them, which seem more apt to Max's personality.


from tvovermind.com

In the end their total goes back another $100 and they are still broke and funny. (Although the chef needs to either leave or come back with some better lines!)

I am still waiting for a real piece of back story to come around. I don't know how many episodes will be successful only focusing on making cupcakes?

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