Friday, November 25, 2011

Thanksgiving in the suburbs

It's Thanksgiving in suburbia. I can expect all sort of hilarity to ensue. Tessa points out that everyone in Suburbia says "Gobble Gobble" which may be true, but I still find myself saying it.

Tessa is upset that they wont be going to watch them blow up the parade balloons and then have black and white milkshakes at their favorite NYC diner. She is upset that George made her break up with Manhattan. Instead they are invited to Dallas' Thanksgiving where everyone is dressed like a sexy pilgrim or sexy Indian.

Lisa, the neighbor across the street, is upset that her mother is making all the Shay women wear this Amish looking getup for dinner. She tells her mother no, her mother turns up the heat in the house in order to sweat her out. She decides to shower to beat the heat and then is only left with her Amish outfit, since momma Shay stole her towel. She goes downstairs fully nude in front of her fam and then runs outside streaking. Last we see of her is running from the cops and trying to find any unlocked car door.

Back over with Tessa. George asks Dallas if she will entertain her for the day because he has to work. They go to the salon together and Dallas promises if Tessa gets a Brazilian blowout she will take her anywhere she wants to go for lunch. Tessa gets it, looks gorge, and then asks to go to NYC for lunch. Smart move. They get into NYC and Dallas buys three knockoff purses for $15 each. They go to have a slice of pizza as they walk, drip and fold. I love the chemistry between Dallas and Tessa.

Tessa spots George kissing some "Puerto Rican" on the streets of NY and drops her pizza. Dallas says "is this part of it?" and drops hers to follow suit. I love that part. They both spot George now in full lip lock and scream. Tessa, mad that George is cheating on her for NYC and Dallas, mad that George is with another woman and not her. Sigh. Dallas was like her purse is by nobody I knew. haha.

Back at Thanksgiving at the Royce's, we find out why Dallas is not too happy with her current hubs. He has been cheating on her. I love the parts with the new dog Yicoult (named after Dallas' fave pro-biotic drink) and how everyone hates him, especially Daliah. "I wish you were never born YICOULT" bahaha. I was dying. Tessa cant stand the hypocrisy of it all and blurts out that George was making out with that Puerto Rican, and he screams to Dallas "You lied to me", she screams "you lied to me". I love her. They start a big thing and rush out of there.


from abc.com

They get into their car and talk about how he is the adult and he will make decisions sometimes she wont like. He also says how she is not supposed to always like him. Mission accomplished. George surprisingly takes the turn into Manhattan which makes Tessa smile. Then Lisa Shay pops out nude out of the back seat. Once she is clad in some sweats, they go to the diner and have some black and white shakes together.

Something tells me that this father/daughter relationship will be less Gilmore Girls-esque from now on.

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