Wednesday, March 14, 2012

New Girl: Fat Schmidt

I am sorry to say I slept through half of this 24 minute show. Which means two things. 1. It didn't keep my attention and 2. I was exhausted. Read on, please!

Schmidt is a super control freak. He is upset with Jess that she took in a pine hutch to their house. He wants things his way. He is also upset with CeCe that she is booty calling him. What is that saying? Once we get what we want, we do not want it anymore? He tells her his loafers are slippy and gives them to her to take so they don't get stolen.

Nick and Winston are having a fight about money. Nick owes Winston a lot of money and he writes him this whole letter asking for the money back. They go to the supermarket to shop, since Schmidt is on strike and have a fight about it there too. It turns into a girly slap fight.

My favorite scene was a flashback to fat Schmidt when he moved in with the guys. I love seeing his character. Him and Jess are the main reasons why I watch this show at all. He is so appalled by some head of lettuce kickball that he throws up fake green vomit, classic. He gets so upset when Jess puts her regular vanilla extract on the spice rack next to his Tahitian one. Haha.

Jess takes him to Venice Beach and they are amongst the smog, the garbage and the kids eating ice cream. He even plays the locals drums. He is losing his mind and ends up showering it off with Nick's soap like a common ranch hand. The apartment took a fall for the worse without Schmidt taking care of it.


Jess had to fix things so she gave Schmidt a pair of grey, flat front, designed by a magician named Calvin Klein to wear. He happily accepted and clean the house again and cooked for them. He even wore these pants to bed. CeCe shows up while he is asleep to have sex with him and there is a cute scene of this and she points out he is still wearing the pants. He calls them trousers.

Hope next week I am awake for everything!

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