Monday, March 19, 2012

Jersey Shore: The Finale

Well, I never thought this day would come. No more day drinking at Jenks, smashing in the smush room and Jersey Turnpiking in a fat suit. This episode was mildly entertaining, but I have to say that I am looking forward to this end of an era. Let's begin, shall we?

Everyone comes home to the inside out shore house as Vinny and Pauly are sipping Mai Tais in the baby pool. Mike is upset that his bed is outside the house and throws a little bitch fit about it. It starts to rain and unlike everyone else who brought their stuff in, he leaves it outside to get soaked. They feel bad for him and help him bring it all in again. Cry me a river Mike.

Snooki and Mike go for drinks at Jenks and he tells her all the bad things he heard about Deena's sister. Under the censor, I think he tells her that she is a squirter. Not sure why that is censored, but it is. He tells her not to tell, but of course she will. They go to the club and she sees her sister there with Mike's brother and she chooses not to say anything. Mike realizes that if this works, him and Deena will be sharing lots of family holidays together. Deena's sister is MUCH better looking than her. Mike's brother, however, is not better looking than Mike.

from mtv.com

Vinny decides to hang out with this butch lesbian couple. He takes them home and begs Ronnie and Sam to let him have the smush room. I mean, it is the smush room, not Ronnie and Sam's personal bedroom. He has a threesome with the two lesbians. EW. Everyone thinks he has conquered this amazing feat.

from mtv.com

They have a water balloon prank war with each other and the girls get trapped on the balcony. It shows how playful and fun they all are. Then they have family dinner and reminisce that they had great summers. Sammi says this was her favorite summer so far and why not? Her and Ron were totally normal and did not fight nor were they the center drama of the show, it turned to Snooki and the Situation.

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They all say their goodbyes and Vinny and Pauly have the cutest hug goodbye ever. I loved it really. It is so sweet how they have such a good bromance.

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