Tuesday, March 13, 2012

GCB: Havalinas

OK I watched again, but in my defense a lot of my shows are on hiatus and I need something to fill this void! Read on, please...

Carlene was so upset about being out last week as the owners of boobyliscious, she thought about not singing at church today. After all of her friends denied that they would come over, she gave in when Cricket said she would take her place. She sang at church about Jesus taking the wheel. Amanda took it at as a jab at her since her husband died in a fiery car crash.

Gigi is throwing a coming out party for Amanda, since she never had one. Heather is helping to organize it since Gigi was such a second mother to her growing up. The girls are less than happy about Heather's involvement in Amanda's life. Amanda wants to make sure her and her kids stay grounded. She refuses to let them accept fancy gifts from Neiman's from her mother. She wants to shop at a trendy discount store. She realizes that her maid is wearing the same thing as her daughter.

When Amanda was Queen Bee she started a trend by making the ugly girls Havalinas (pigs) and dousing them with mud before the pep rally and the pretty girls foxes, dousing them with glitter. She realizes that her daughter got branded a Havalina and doesn't want that for her. The daughters of Cricket and Sharon say how they want to brand her one and how Cricket's daughter got a C cup with last year's uniform. Cricket wants Blake to be there to watch but he says he has to go to the ranch rodeo with his 80 men. I have this feeling she knows he is gay, especially since he picks out her outfits and they sleep on opposite sides of a California King size bed.

from abc.com

Amanda tells Cricket she wants to meet her to has things out. They drive 80 miles away for pulled pork and talk about how Cricket thanks her for branding her a havalina. Without that she wouldn't have changed her whole face and became beautiful. She then leaves Amanda there to get a ride in the back of a truck. She tries to call her daughter to warn her about going to the pep rally, but the phone has no reception.

from abc.com

At the pep rally, Cricket's daughter busts open her top and everyone sees her breasts. Blake shows up late. Amanda gets there and realizes her daughter got glittered not doused with mud. They decided not to keep the trend going to her daughter. They also don't let Heather into the private tent. Especially after they were bad mouthing Amanda to the old ladies and Heather stood up for her. Sharon also finds out that her husband kissed Amanda and throws cotton candy on him.

At Boobyliscious, Kitten decides to make over their image. She puts them in these ridiculous uniforms that cover them all up. She decides to take matters into her own hands and tell Rip that they all quit if they make them cover up. He decides to let them back into their old uniforms and tells Kitten to stay out of it, that this is man's work. Amanda puts a bible quote on the back of their uniforms and her mother brings all the ladies there for her coming out luncheon. She tells her she is proud of her and they hug.

Ehhhh. I don't see this show getting picked up again for another season. Cute, but way too vapid, even for me. I just like to pretend I live in Dallas and have a key to Neimans :)

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