Tuesday, March 20, 2012

GCB: Single

Another fluffy episode.

Carlene and Rip are having problems in the bedroom. He cant get it up. She calls Crickett and asks for advice. Crickett has been getting some from her pilates instructor. He is getting engaged so he cant do that with her anymore. She decides to send them a gift and then destroy their buisnesses. Meanwhile, Sharon has been too upset with her husband for kissing Amanda but refuses to say anything in fear he will leave her. She even calls the national chili line and gets advice for not only her recipe but her marriage.

Carlene tries to dress up as Adam and Eve to shake things up in the bedroom, but that doesn't work. Rip is too obsessed with Amanda's secrets and her dead husbands. She goes to see Cricket's Tai Kwon Do instructor to release her tension. She asks him for the Cricket special and he starts to take off his pants and she kicks him in the groin.

from abc.com

A new pastor is in town and he tells Sharon, Carlene and Crickett that they are model marriages. He wants them to speak at his Christian singles night. Heather is buying cake and wine for a guy she knew in high school that she never spoke to who is back in town. He is a billionaire. She goes to see him and they have an awkward flirty glass of wine and she knocks his tooth out with her head.

Gigi is trying to get Amanda to date, but she says its too soon. She gets a package from the US Marshalls that has their family photo and a note from Bill the day he ran off asking to forgive him. Heather makes her come with her to Christian Singles night at the church. Amanda agrees to go in, just to help Heather get her guy.

Once there, the three couples are also there to help guide the singles. They are split into two groups. The one led by Rip and Carlene are for those who has been married before. The one led by Crickett and Blake are for those who have never been married. Sharon and her husband are making dinner in the kitchen. Amanda is in Rips group and he is busy trying to get her secrets. They make these men and women pinatas and fill it with secrets and things they want to say to them and are supposed to bust it down.

from abc.com

The other group has Heather in it and they are making fires with their old lovers names in them and are burning them. Carlene confronts Blake about Crickett's infidelity. He says to Crickett that now everyone will know. They have been using their marriage as a business to keep his secret that he is gay. He knows she cheats and she knows he is gay. She tells him she is upset she has to keep this secret.

In the kitchen Sharon takes a bite of the super hot chili (her husband tosses in all the pepper) and Amanda withholds the milk until she admits to him why she is upset. She previously confronted Amanda in boobyliscious to stay away from her husband and calls her a Jezebel.

The fire alarm goes off and the dolls are not hit. Rip gives Amanda her doll and leaves. Heather and the new guy kiss and go home together. At home, he tells Carlene he has been distracted since he invested millions with Bill Vaughn and he thought Amanda knew where it could be. They do it and then open her secret doll. They think that Bill is still alive as they plot. Sharon and her husband dont make up, but she throws her ice cream in the garbage. Maybe she will slim down. Blake and Crickett love their arrangement and she feels the remote and mistakes it for you know what.

Back at home, Gigi helps Amanda hit her pinata Bill doll. She feels better and says she is ready to date. Yahoo.

I think this show will get cancelled, what are your thoughts?

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