Bachelor: The Women Tell All

Oh wow. This was a great 2 hours. Let's begin, shall we?

We start off with a bachelor reunion. I am seeing all sorts of things. I see Kasey not with Vienna but kissing some girl. When did they break up? I hear them all talking about Bachelor Pad 3, which I cannot wait to watch this summer. Then I see my favorite Ali. We get to see a clip of her and Roberto and I remember how much I loved her on that season. We then see Frank. He talks about him and his girlfriend broke up and how he is excited to see Ali. They have a mini reunion and it is super cute. I hope they end up being partners on Bachelor Pad 3. 

Now on to the girls. We see a bunch of the girls that were on for like a day and then we see the more hated, Blakely, and then the favorites, Nikki and Kacie B. Blakely gets ragged on by the girls and we only hear Samantha barking away. She got sent home for her mouth, doesn't she remember? One of the girls calls her a Chihuahua. Monica is very vocal as well, she starts making boo hoo and wah wah noises, shut up. Shawntel comes on and gets to have the girls apologize to her for their behavior. Emily tells her that she is drop dead gorgeous.

Don't you love Emily?  Emily says she regrets talking about Courtney. She is happy to not have ended up with him. If he does choose court he has made his own bed and he has to lie in it.

We then move on to Nikki. Just talks about how she doesn't ask what she did wrong because She was herself. She knows that she did everything she could and it just didn't work out.

We then go to Kacie b. She realizes that their families were too different. She knows that their backgrounds is what the problem was. She says that he could never understand where she was coming from.

We then do a whole reel of scenes of Courtney. I Love how the girls react. All of them roll their eyes and all of them cant stand her. They don't think she was true. Casey S. is her only friend and defends her. The girls give her heat for doing so. Emily makes a good point though. Even if she was nice to Casey and to Ben, that was one side. People with two sides cannot be trusted. What you see is what you get with some girls.  

We learn that Courtney is there and the crowd goes wild for this. Courtney walks out and she is scared to death. She regrets everything she says. I don't know if I believe Courtney. She looks upset but that's maybe because her image is tarnished. She's only upset because her family has been torn apart. I think that she is trying to show that it ripped her family apart and that she needs to make amends in order for the tabloids to like her again. She cries and cries, but I still don't believe her.

Then Ben comes out. Welcome to my nightmare, he laments. Jen questions why she went home. He says that she was too far ahead in her feelings for him and he wasn't there yet, so it wouldn't work. Emily wonders what went wrong. He says they had ups and downs but she didn't focus on themselves. These are all things that the girls knew already, no shock here. Nikki says he's the best man. She wants to know his doubts about her though. He really doesn't answer this one. He says he wish he handled Casey's  goodbye better. Jaime wishes if it doesn't work out with one of these girls he can come back to her. I think she realizes how awkward she was and why she went home, but a girls gotta try, right?

Then we show scenes we've never before seen. A bird lands on Ben, dogs bark at Emily, cows moo at Courtney and Ben gets his tribal outfit.

We see the journey with voice overs of the two women left, Lindzi and Courtney. The girls faces tell all. They are happy about Lindzi and they feel the love, but with Courtney their eyes roll and roll.

After the credits roll, we see Chris Harrison confront Jenna. I was waiting all night for this! The girls tell her what a basket case she was and we see her crying and having her fit. I hope she feels stupid, she was hysterical to watch though. Monica says do you want to share a tampon? Ahaha.

Are you excited for the finale? Do you want good girl Lindzi horse to win or bad girl we love to hate, Courtney meanie model to get the ring and the rose? It seems to me that from Courtney's speech, she CARED about Ben, maybe she was dumped? Do we know?