Cute little episode, let's start!
Jess has been sleeping with new boyfriend Russell (which I saw My Best Friend's Wedding last night and he is still just as gorgeous!) so she asks him to come to her place and hang with her friends. She even runs out of underwear and has to wear his boxers. She has a talk with CeCe about it, who is actually still there and naked. She even talks to Jess naked with a sheet on her, ew.
The boys created this game called True American, which I still don't understand. It has elements of Candy land, but you cant step on certain parts of the floor and its a huge drinking game. Its all about teamwork and crazy rules, very new girl. And every time Russell is there, they are horrible to him. Schmidt makes fun of his choice in sushi, wittle wussell wants an wavacado woll. Lol.
Meanwhile they play the game and they boys end up loving Russell as he gets super drunk with them. He even listens to Nick's book of ideas. He has one of about an iphone app that has a army knife attached. Very strange, right? He calls it Real Apps. Schmidt made the name, Nick made the app. When you say it together it sounds like RELAPSE and Nick bugs out. Russell gets so drunk and hungover, Jess tries to make him hangover eggs. He is upset and wants to go home.
While they show Russell their app they cut Russell up and Jess tries to sticky tape so paper towel to it, making it worse. He ends up going home, but Jess comes over after that and they make up. Guess we will see him for a few more episodes.
Jess has been sleeping with new boyfriend Russell (which I saw My Best Friend's Wedding last night and he is still just as gorgeous!) so she asks him to come to her place and hang with her friends. She even runs out of underwear and has to wear his boxers. She has a talk with CeCe about it, who is actually still there and naked. She even talks to Jess naked with a sheet on her, ew.
The boys created this game called True American, which I still don't understand. It has elements of Candy land, but you cant step on certain parts of the floor and its a huge drinking game. Its all about teamwork and crazy rules, very new girl. And every time Russell is there, they are horrible to him. Schmidt makes fun of his choice in sushi, wittle wussell wants an wavacado woll. Lol.
Meanwhile they play the game and they boys end up loving Russell as he gets super drunk with them. He even listens to Nick's book of ideas. He has one of about an iphone app that has a army knife attached. Very strange, right? He calls it Real Apps. Schmidt made the name, Nick made the app. When you say it together it sounds like RELAPSE and Nick bugs out. Russell gets so drunk and hungover, Jess tries to make him hangover eggs. He is upset and wants to go home.
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Meanwhile, Winston gets a job with a sports radio guy where Kareem Abdul Jabar works there. Kareem tries to warn him not to work there, but he wants the job. His boss likes 6 milkshakes in his fridge and they need to be Beyonce colored. Very racist and profiling this show! He decides to get his boss back by dipping his balls into them. In the end he ends up telling him he did it and the boss tries to get Kareem to drink the nuts drink. He gets fired from his nanny job because Alvin wants him to get a real one. He tells his mom that Winston tried to get him to smoke pot with him, haha. 
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While they show Russell their app they cut Russell up and Jess tries to sticky tape so paper towel to it, making it worse. He ends up going home, but Jess comes over after that and they make up. Guess we will see him for a few more episodes.
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