I know, I know, the profanity! Well, Schmidt's penis is a big focus here. Let's begin, shall we?
Jess has been running into ex-wife Ouli at the gym. She sees her in the sauna, where Ouli is buck naked and still hugs Jess. Yuck. I am disturbed watching this. She thinks its a good idea to have dinner with Ouli and Russell. Bad idea. She tells roomies she is not worried, because when her parents fought she would sing a song and tap. "Please don't tap Jess". Suffice to say, they go to this dinner and its an all out war. Ouli and Russell fight about an old fight and get so loud, in each other's faces, that Jess has to sing that song and tap. It doesn't work, but at the end they look like they want to make out. Jess feels like she is missing that passion with Russell. She tries to get him mad enough that he fights with her, but its a no go. He says he doesn't want that same kind of relationship he had with his ex.
Nick has a new hobby, growing tomatoes on their roof garden. Everyone is a bit skeptical, but he tries to make it work. He is so upset about everyone being in love (Shelby and Winston and CeCe and Schmidt) that he wants that too. In the end, he ends up calling ex girlfriend Caroline and sleeping with her. Jess finds them and yells at Nick for this. They have TRUE passion. They do this shake their butts dance which is hilarious.
CeCe doesn't like how serious her and Schmidt are getting. She tells him to date other people and her Russian roommate offers. They go out and she only knows a few words and is too skinny (says my hubby) and it ends with Schmidt being in the hospital. Before that she says she likes mickmous and he is screaming what does that mean and she meant Mickey Mouse. Omg, too funny. This is why I love Schmidt! His penis got broken with her and he compares it to a crushed traffic cone. CeCe is upset and tells him she likes him. Any excitement though hurts him, so she needs to leave with her bag over her body. Super cute how they like each other. Winston ends by playing a game with Schmidt, trying to get him aroused while he winces in pain.
Jess has been running into ex-wife Ouli at the gym. She sees her in the sauna, where Ouli is buck naked and still hugs Jess. Yuck. I am disturbed watching this. She thinks its a good idea to have dinner with Ouli and Russell. Bad idea. She tells roomies she is not worried, because when her parents fought she would sing a song and tap. "Please don't tap Jess". Suffice to say, they go to this dinner and its an all out war. Ouli and Russell fight about an old fight and get so loud, in each other's faces, that Jess has to sing that song and tap. It doesn't work, but at the end they look like they want to make out. Jess feels like she is missing that passion with Russell. She tries to get him mad enough that he fights with her, but its a no go. He says he doesn't want that same kind of relationship he had with his ex.
from ew.com
Nick has a new hobby, growing tomatoes on their roof garden. Everyone is a bit skeptical, but he tries to make it work. He is so upset about everyone being in love (Shelby and Winston and CeCe and Schmidt) that he wants that too. In the end, he ends up calling ex girlfriend Caroline and sleeping with her. Jess finds them and yells at Nick for this. They have TRUE passion. They do this shake their butts dance which is hilarious.
CeCe doesn't like how serious her and Schmidt are getting. She tells him to date other people and her Russian roommate offers. They go out and she only knows a few words and is too skinny (says my hubby) and it ends with Schmidt being in the hospital. Before that she says she likes mickmous and he is screaming what does that mean and she meant Mickey Mouse. Omg, too funny. This is why I love Schmidt! His penis got broken with her and he compares it to a crushed traffic cone. CeCe is upset and tells him she likes him. Any excitement though hurts him, so she needs to leave with her bag over her body. Super cute how they like each other. Winston ends by playing a game with Schmidt, trying to get him aroused while he winces in pain.
from fox.com
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