We have back to back episodes which helped fill my Sunday night. Let's begin, shall we?
Part One:
Carlene is having her annual vow renewal ceremony. Sharon is so excited that she gets to be the matron of honor, complete with parasol. It is a Gone with the wind themed wedding. Luke, who will be the best man, must got with a wedding attendant and not Amanda. So Carlene decides to ask Amanda to be the maid of honor so she can go with Luke. She has to plan the bridal shower (a rod and staff themed party) and the bacherlorette party (a girls getaway weekend). She messes up the shower, by giving her a vibrator. Then the bachelorette party she thinks is a Vegas trip, but instead its a hunting one. While out hunting, her and Carlene fight and she ends up dropping her gun which automatically shoots her in the but. She is ok though.
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Meanwhile, Heather is trying to get back into the good graces of the girls. She is trying a bit hard if you ask me. Sharon lets it slip that Luke has brought a different girl to this ceremony for the past 16 years as the curse. Luke tells Amanda he got so stoned at the first one, he lost the marriage license. Carlene finds out and we realize she was never married. She tries to eat her 17 year old wedding cake and throw out her dress. Amanda tries to help and finds the certificate in the old cake box. She tries to get the guy there to help her and does so by showing her boobs. They are married, they ceremony takes place and Amanda and Luke give it another try. Woo hoo!
Part Two:
Pastor Tudor has a conversation with Amanda that leads him to try something new. He also asks her to be his assistant at the church. He tells her that the women scare him. The new sermon is all about the goodness of sex. He tells everyone they should go out, if they are married or a couple only, and have lots of sex. This causes a lot of problems out there.
Blake asked Cricket to have another baby. Since he is gay, they thought they would have a surrogate, and she doesn't want to give up sushi or alcohol. They keep interviewing people and although they love one girl, she worked for Obama. Texas is a huge republican state, so she is out. They think about having it themselves, but they are not attracted to each other that way and they start giggling through it. In the end, they watch Spartacus and that gets them both off and they do it.
Sharon and Zach are having sex all over the house. After sex he gets talky and ends up telling her that his business is going down. She tells him about these Jesus meals that helped her lose weight. In the end, he loses weight as well and says that will be their new business called "losing it with Jesus". yikes.
Carlene tries to kick out the mothers who milk group from the church to have her sex is bad seminars. She wants to show that sex is bad and she doesn't do such a good job. Her and Amanda catch Carlene's son and Amanda's daughter hooking up in the back. They swap and tell each other's child stories. Amanda talks about getting pregnant young and Carlene talks about different partners and horror stories. They are scared straight after that.
Meanwhile, Burl proposes to Gigi and she says she needs to think about it. She ends up accepting and they live in this big old fancy house that Heather finds them.
Part One:
Carlene is having her annual vow renewal ceremony. Sharon is so excited that she gets to be the matron of honor, complete with parasol. It is a Gone with the wind themed wedding. Luke, who will be the best man, must got with a wedding attendant and not Amanda. So Carlene decides to ask Amanda to be the maid of honor so she can go with Luke. She has to plan the bridal shower (a rod and staff themed party) and the bacherlorette party (a girls getaway weekend). She messes up the shower, by giving her a vibrator. Then the bachelorette party she thinks is a Vegas trip, but instead its a hunting one. While out hunting, her and Carlene fight and she ends up dropping her gun which automatically shoots her in the but. She is ok though.
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Meanwhile, Heather is trying to get back into the good graces of the girls. She is trying a bit hard if you ask me. Sharon lets it slip that Luke has brought a different girl to this ceremony for the past 16 years as the curse. Luke tells Amanda he got so stoned at the first one, he lost the marriage license. Carlene finds out and we realize she was never married. She tries to eat her 17 year old wedding cake and throw out her dress. Amanda tries to help and finds the certificate in the old cake box. She tries to get the guy there to help her and does so by showing her boobs. They are married, they ceremony takes place and Amanda and Luke give it another try. Woo hoo!
Part Two:
Pastor Tudor has a conversation with Amanda that leads him to try something new. He also asks her to be his assistant at the church. He tells her that the women scare him. The new sermon is all about the goodness of sex. He tells everyone they should go out, if they are married or a couple only, and have lots of sex. This causes a lot of problems out there.
Blake asked Cricket to have another baby. Since he is gay, they thought they would have a surrogate, and she doesn't want to give up sushi or alcohol. They keep interviewing people and although they love one girl, she worked for Obama. Texas is a huge republican state, so she is out. They think about having it themselves, but they are not attracted to each other that way and they start giggling through it. In the end, they watch Spartacus and that gets them both off and they do it.
Sharon and Zach are having sex all over the house. After sex he gets talky and ends up telling her that his business is going down. She tells him about these Jesus meals that helped her lose weight. In the end, he loses weight as well and says that will be their new business called "losing it with Jesus". yikes.
Carlene tries to kick out the mothers who milk group from the church to have her sex is bad seminars. She wants to show that sex is bad and she doesn't do such a good job. Her and Amanda catch Carlene's son and Amanda's daughter hooking up in the back. They swap and tell each other's child stories. Amanda talks about getting pregnant young and Carlene talks about different partners and horror stories. They are scared straight after that.
from abc.com
Meanwhile, Burl proposes to Gigi and she says she needs to think about it. She ends up accepting and they live in this big old fancy house that Heather finds them.
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