Thursday, October 18, 2012

Suburgatory: Season Premiere

Welcome back to Chatswin, y'all! When we last left, Tessa was off to NY and met her grandmother. Noah was about to have his baby via Eden, who broke it off with George. Dallas was divorced. Lisa found out that her brother Ryan is adopted. Let's see what's new!

We start off with Tessa coming back from NYC on train. She spent her summer living with her grandmother, learning about her mother, partying it up and having the best time. She comes home wearing her jacket and wanting to learn how to sing like her. George is less than pleased. Tessa decides to sign up for the Fall Follies to portray her new found talent. She gets the guitar from George and finally sings the song her mother wrote, which turned out to be the theme song of the show. She did a great job!


Lisa has been blackmailing her mother with knowledge of Ryan's adoption. She gets the lead in the Follies, which consists of singing one line out of a garbage can. Her mother shows her the baby picture of Ryan with abs. She then realizes that Lisa has no power. If Ryan leaves, she will be stuck with her mother. Ryan does the solo in the cat outfit in the end. No talk of her and Malik though. I wonder what happened in macrame camp!


Noah and Dallas have been fighting over Carmen. Noah wants her to watch his new baby, which was hung up on a hanger at the club in his Bjorn and also wears identical outfits to Noah every time we see him. Dallas wants Carmen in her house to take care of her and Dalia. Dalias has the funniest lines when she is like GOODBYE CARMEN. GOODBYE FOREVER CARMEN. She then realizes she will miss her and tells Tessa the importance of a nanny. Which includes nannies ordering from restaurants for you. They do rock paper scissors for her and Noah wins.


I remember why I heart this show. Dahlia kills it every time!

*All photos from abc.com

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