Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Jersey Shore: Series Premiere

And they are back! 2 hour series premiere with all your favorite meatballs. Let's see how they all have been doing.

Situation - Has been clean and sober, no drinking or pills for a while now. He is still dating Paula. He goes to the house and cooks dinner for them. The problem with him now is that he is always giving speeches and waxing poetic to people who do not want to hear. His goal is to make up with Snooki, but she wants none of it. He shares a room with Vinny and Pauly and wants to bring back MVP. They seem to like him a lot better.

Snooki - Is preggo and not sure why she is back at the house. She is bummed she cannot hang out and asks to move out to a separate living environment to be away from the partying. She complains to Jionni, but just seems to be not in the right place.

Jwoww - Still with Roger and living with him. She is partying with Deena. Snooki doesn't like this. In real time news, they are engaged!

Sam & Ron - Are back together. They have their own room this time. They seem to be fine, until he drinks. Then he just says mean things to her and tosses her to the side.

Vinny - Still Vinny. He has his mom stir his oatmeal for him. He is happy to have the situation to talk to, since he still has his anxiety problems.

Pauly - Still the same. Tons of hair gel. Tons of girls. Just not on their period.

Deena - Looks like she is the new Snooki. She has a serious boyfriend and every time she thinks about being away from him, she cries. Its annoying. She has also gotten slimmer and it seems she got a nose job, some botox and some veneers.

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