This episode was mediocre at best. I did laugh a few times and there were a few funny quotes, but really girls, lets step it up. We dont want to lose your new show momentum!
We start at the diner, reading the comment cards that customers have been leaving. The brunette waitress is rude (holler) and the blonde they want to get with, the cashier I thought he was a DJ and the chef needs to wear a non cutoff shirt because he smells. Oleg's character is tired and old and he gets into a verbal match with baby Han.
The girls are trying to throw a lit match into the oven from far away (to keep their eyebrows, Max had to draw hers on for a whole year in high school) because their oven is broken. They decide they are going to buy a new oven by selling some of Caroline's real rings she keeps hidden in a popcorn kernel jar. They are called TAT rings, from some designer with those initials that I have never heard of. Max shows her a picture of a purple oven that she has always been dreaming of "kitchen porn" that she cannot afford.
They decide to go to a cash for gold shop. As they are waiting they are wondering why the woman does not have dollar signs in her eyes, haha. I love how they reference real life TV shows and commercials, things that I can understand! She tells her that she will give her $250 for her $2500 ring and Caroline starts to get mad, but she calls the goons in from the back to handle things and they leave. Although Max says she was feeling one of them, haha.
Caroline decides to go to a fancy department store (Bendels, Bergdorfs, Saks?) to return the ring and say it was a gift. They get there and tell the lady it was from an ex who beat her and they don't have the receipt. She is willing to help them. Caroline sees tons of people she knows. One girl who is super jealous of her TAT rings and then a guy who apparently she got fired for smoking cigarettes. He was so upset he lost his job, his but got too large and his boyfriend dumped him, but now he is on the road to recovery and the store manager, of course. He tells her no receipt, no deal and he knows these rings are 3 years old. She is busted.
They get into the elevator and announce to a bunch of trashy looking Jersey Shore, but rich Arabic women, that there will be a pop-up sale in the girl's bathroom. There is a girl in there taking a dump and Caroline says "who shops and plops", hysterical. They are getting the rings ready and two girls from Caroline's past walk in and here the word pop-up sale, thinks its gross and take her out to lunch. She leaves Max in the dust, makes her look stupid and walks away. Max does not sell the rings.
Caroline goes back to the diner and Max is not speaking to her. She is mad she left her and feels like they don't have a future together. She tells her she left her with her new friend "blueballs" which was the name of one of the Arabic women, haha. When they get home from work, the purple oven is there. Caroline sold ALL of her TAT rings to neighborhood pawn shops to buy her the oven of her dreams.
"You want to hug me don't you", yes. And they do. And I am happy. The total is the same, they are still broke. I need something big to happen, don't you?
We start at the diner, reading the comment cards that customers have been leaving. The brunette waitress is rude (holler) and the blonde they want to get with, the cashier I thought he was a DJ and the chef needs to wear a non cutoff shirt because he smells. Oleg's character is tired and old and he gets into a verbal match with baby Han.
The girls are trying to throw a lit match into the oven from far away (to keep their eyebrows, Max had to draw hers on for a whole year in high school) because their oven is broken. They decide they are going to buy a new oven by selling some of Caroline's real rings she keeps hidden in a popcorn kernel jar. They are called TAT rings, from some designer with those initials that I have never heard of. Max shows her a picture of a purple oven that she has always been dreaming of "kitchen porn" that she cannot afford.
They decide to go to a cash for gold shop. As they are waiting they are wondering why the woman does not have dollar signs in her eyes, haha. I love how they reference real life TV shows and commercials, things that I can understand! She tells her that she will give her $250 for her $2500 ring and Caroline starts to get mad, but she calls the goons in from the back to handle things and they leave. Although Max says she was feeling one of them, haha.
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Caroline decides to go to a fancy department store (Bendels, Bergdorfs, Saks?) to return the ring and say it was a gift. They get there and tell the lady it was from an ex who beat her and they don't have the receipt. She is willing to help them. Caroline sees tons of people she knows. One girl who is super jealous of her TAT rings and then a guy who apparently she got fired for smoking cigarettes. He was so upset he lost his job, his but got too large and his boyfriend dumped him, but now he is on the road to recovery and the store manager, of course. He tells her no receipt, no deal and he knows these rings are 3 years old. She is busted.
They get into the elevator and announce to a bunch of trashy looking Jersey Shore, but rich Arabic women, that there will be a pop-up sale in the girl's bathroom. There is a girl in there taking a dump and Caroline says "who shops and plops", hysterical. They are getting the rings ready and two girls from Caroline's past walk in and here the word pop-up sale, thinks its gross and take her out to lunch. She leaves Max in the dust, makes her look stupid and walks away. Max does not sell the rings.
Caroline goes back to the diner and Max is not speaking to her. She is mad she left her and feels like they don't have a future together. She tells her she left her with her new friend "blueballs" which was the name of one of the Arabic women, haha. When they get home from work, the purple oven is there. Caroline sold ALL of her TAT rings to neighborhood pawn shops to buy her the oven of her dreams.
"You want to hug me don't you", yes. And they do. And I am happy. The total is the same, they are still broke. I need something big to happen, don't you?
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