The holidays are totally wonky on New Girl. Jess gets all the roomies roller skates as gifts. I love how they are all rollerskating across the apartment. There is a big discussion on how Nick always misses his flight on Christmas home to his Ma. She calls all of the boys and him throughout the episode to make sure he makes his flight. Foreshadowing, however, he doesn't.
Jess is trying to think of something to get Paul for Christmas. She goes shopping with Nick and the guys to try and figure it out. She initially wanted to give him a card for free freaky sex and Nick nixed it. She ended up giving him an anatomically correct 50 year old man's heart that beats and is quirky. He loves it of course. Although he gave her two tickets to Vienna and to see a symphony show there. She did give CeCe a fake moustache and Nick gave someone a pail of tacks. Horrible gift giving here. They then hug on the bed, Indian style as he tells her he loves her. Awkward. She says "Thank you", 10 times more awkward as only Jess can do.
They all decide to go to Schmidt's holiday party. Since he is the only guy in the office, he dresses as Santa every year. He is the sexy Santa as he lets all the girls sit on his lap in his shirtless, Jess' short shorts outfit with Santa hat. He is Jewish as he proclaims throughout the episode and says "Judaism SON!". He gave CeCe a perfume he made just for her with Seal salt (sounds like Cece) and sandalwood, because its so good! The perfume smelled like crap, but was a nice thought. Her current boyfriend was not so nice.
Even the little kid who wouldn't play with anyone asked if Santa was a Dbag. Haha. We totally laughed at this little kid. He would only play with Winston. The mother, my hubs pointed out, was the preggo one from the other episode. She in the end asks Winston if he wants to be babysitter or manny and she will pay him truckloads of money. The little white kid calls Winston "Lebron" and its hysterical.
Jess confides in Nick that she doesn't love Paul, but wont break up with him on a holiday. Next is New Years, then V-day and the Presidents day, so she has no time to do it. She says she will talk to him but ends up hiding in the bathroom with CeCe. Avoiding confrontation.
Nick however, goes to talk to Paul and says he knows Jess doesn't love him, which Paul does NOT know. Awkward more. He tries to play it off like a joke, but that doesn't work. Jess comes outside and walks into this and is embarrassed. The door locks and Nick is stuck outside on their talk with them. She basically tells Paul things need to be over and my heart is broken for Justin Long. I am not sure why she is not interested, but I am sure she loves Nick. This is more foreshadowing.
Back at the party, Schmidt takes a stand to his boss and tells her he wont be sexy Santa, or Sexy Easter bunny or cinco de sexy or Sexy MLK (I never get the voice down!) and she begins to respect him. He is super funny and I think cece starts to appreciate him a bit more.
On the way to the airport, Nick wants to cheer Jess up. They go to Candy Cane Lane where all the houses are lit for Christmas. Being 2 in the morning, the houses have gone to sleep. This is unacceptable. They all start screaming to turn on their lights and of course all the lights go on. It is magical, Jess is happy and Nick missed his flight yet again. Love them. I really do. Don't you?
Jess is trying to think of something to get Paul for Christmas. She goes shopping with Nick and the guys to try and figure it out. She initially wanted to give him a card for free freaky sex and Nick nixed it. She ended up giving him an anatomically correct 50 year old man's heart that beats and is quirky. He loves it of course. Although he gave her two tickets to Vienna and to see a symphony show there. She did give CeCe a fake moustache and Nick gave someone a pail of tacks. Horrible gift giving here. They then hug on the bed, Indian style as he tells her he loves her. Awkward. She says "Thank you", 10 times more awkward as only Jess can do.
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They all decide to go to Schmidt's holiday party. Since he is the only guy in the office, he dresses as Santa every year. He is the sexy Santa as he lets all the girls sit on his lap in his shirtless, Jess' short shorts outfit with Santa hat. He is Jewish as he proclaims throughout the episode and says "Judaism SON!". He gave CeCe a perfume he made just for her with Seal salt (sounds like Cece) and sandalwood, because its so good! The perfume smelled like crap, but was a nice thought. Her current boyfriend was not so nice.
Even the little kid who wouldn't play with anyone asked if Santa was a Dbag. Haha. We totally laughed at this little kid. He would only play with Winston. The mother, my hubs pointed out, was the preggo one from the other episode. She in the end asks Winston if he wants to be babysitter or manny and she will pay him truckloads of money. The little white kid calls Winston "Lebron" and its hysterical.
Jess confides in Nick that she doesn't love Paul, but wont break up with him on a holiday. Next is New Years, then V-day and the Presidents day, so she has no time to do it. She says she will talk to him but ends up hiding in the bathroom with CeCe. Avoiding confrontation.
Nick however, goes to talk to Paul and says he knows Jess doesn't love him, which Paul does NOT know. Awkward more. He tries to play it off like a joke, but that doesn't work. Jess comes outside and walks into this and is embarrassed. The door locks and Nick is stuck outside on their talk with them. She basically tells Paul things need to be over and my heart is broken for Justin Long. I am not sure why she is not interested, but I am sure she loves Nick. This is more foreshadowing.
Back at the party, Schmidt takes a stand to his boss and tells her he wont be sexy Santa, or Sexy Easter bunny or cinco de sexy or Sexy MLK (I never get the voice down!) and she begins to respect him. He is super funny and I think cece starts to appreciate him a bit more.
On the way to the airport, Nick wants to cheer Jess up. They go to Candy Cane Lane where all the houses are lit for Christmas. Being 2 in the morning, the houses have gone to sleep. This is unacceptable. They all start screaming to turn on their lights and of course all the lights go on. It is magical, Jess is happy and Nick missed his flight yet again. Love them. I really do. Don't you?
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