Russell is at the helm of the fairy gate and they are trying to light zap him but it is not working. In swoops Eric as he stakes him and he dies. The fairies are thankful and Nora tries to eat Sookie, but Eric stops her. They decide they are going to get Bill and fix all that is wrong. Jason sees his dead parents and promises to go as long as he can kill some vamps. They stop at the club and Tara tells them they got Pam, so she comes along as well. Road trip!
Over at Merlotte's its happy hour and in walks the pregnant fairy. She eats an entire container of salt as Andy explains to Holly he had an affair. She goes into labor which is more like an orgasm and pops out 4 baby girls. He is entrusted with them as she walks away, skinny as ever, talking about the light pact. Fairy birth is NOTHING like real birth, Amen Arlene!
Alcide gets approached by Martha and his new girlfriend who is hopped up on V. They need to get the V out of her system and go and fight JD. His dad gives him some V to level the playing field. He goes over there and sees a vamp hitched up and being drained. He fights JD and snaps his neck. He is the new leader of the pack again.
Sam goes to see Bill in naked form to plead to get Emma back. He doesn't care and tries to eat him, but Sam shifts into a fly and flies away. Bill orders all the guards to kill all small animals as they have been breached. Sam has a plan. Luna shifts into Steve Newlin and tries to get Emma out. He gets stopped by Chelsea the receptionist who notices he is missing his southern accent. Then by Sharon Osbourne woman who says he has a live press conference. During that he freaks out and shifts back into Luna and coughs up blood. Sam flies into the vamp's mouth and kills her. They get their message across TV just a little bit. But where is the real Steve?
Bill and Salome are consummating. He tells her to drink all of Lillith's blood. He laces it with silver and she drinks and dies. He is now drunk on power and as the real bottle of Lillith's blood in his possession. He lets Eric and them in. Jason kills all the guards and Eric and Nora do too, Matrix style. Tara frees Pam and they make out. She is a lesbo through and through. Jessica goes to Jason, but he cannot love her as a vamp.
They confront Bill and he tells them that he has all the power and drinks the blood. He busts into blood and Sookie cries in Eric's arms. He then rises from the blood into a bloody, naked Lillith form and his large fangs come out. Eric yells RUN and the season is over.
Over at Merlotte's its happy hour and in walks the pregnant fairy. She eats an entire container of salt as Andy explains to Holly he had an affair. She goes into labor which is more like an orgasm and pops out 4 baby girls. He is entrusted with them as she walks away, skinny as ever, talking about the light pact. Fairy birth is NOTHING like real birth, Amen Arlene!
Alcide gets approached by Martha and his new girlfriend who is hopped up on V. They need to get the V out of her system and go and fight JD. His dad gives him some V to level the playing field. He goes over there and sees a vamp hitched up and being drained. He fights JD and snaps his neck. He is the new leader of the pack again.
Sam goes to see Bill in naked form to plead to get Emma back. He doesn't care and tries to eat him, but Sam shifts into a fly and flies away. Bill orders all the guards to kill all small animals as they have been breached. Sam has a plan. Luna shifts into Steve Newlin and tries to get Emma out. He gets stopped by Chelsea the receptionist who notices he is missing his southern accent. Then by Sharon Osbourne woman who says he has a live press conference. During that he freaks out and shifts back into Luna and coughs up blood. Sam flies into the vamp's mouth and kills her. They get their message across TV just a little bit. But where is the real Steve?
Bill and Salome are consummating. He tells her to drink all of Lillith's blood. He laces it with silver and she drinks and dies. He is now drunk on power and as the real bottle of Lillith's blood in his possession. He lets Eric and them in. Jason kills all the guards and Eric and Nora do too, Matrix style. Tara frees Pam and they make out. She is a lesbo through and through. Jessica goes to Jason, but he cannot love her as a vamp.
They confront Bill and he tells them that he has all the power and drinks the blood. He busts into blood and Sookie cries in Eric's arms. He then rises from the blood into a bloody, naked Lillith form and his large fangs come out. Eric yells RUN and the season is over.
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