Two new girls in one night! Lucky us! Let's see how they did....
Episode 1:
Jess needs to get ready and Nick is in shower. Schmitt is wearing his penis diaper, because his cast comes off later today. He asks Jess to itch his undercarriage. Ew. Jess gets fired from her job. Consolation prize? She can take home two items from the lost and found. She chooses sparkly hat and sunglasses. CeCe picks her up.
Scmidt wants to have a cast off party. He even invites CeCe. He asks Nick to bartend and Jess offers to be a shot girl. She has no skill and the other shot girl makes more money and does better. Jess ends up breaking a bottle of liquor and crying. Schmidt sees Cece and she brings her new boring boyfriend. She tells him they have too much in common, too pretty, and it will never work.
Episode 2:
Jess goes to the bar and wants to start dating a guy Nick knows. She asks him to give him her number. While there she meets a guy that thinks she is Katie from OK cupid. They go back to her house and have sex and she pretends to be Katie. She then gets sexy texts from Nick's friend and it turns out to be the short fat one, Bear claw, and not the tall cute one.
She gets caught however in the bathroom with Sam, while Bear Claw is there. He outs her for not really being sick. She tells everyone she is not Katie, but Sam does not care. Nick runs into Old Nick from the future and they talk and he tells him to apologize to Jess. Later on we find out he is a crazy homeless man and not Nick from the future.
Semi funny, but not up to New Girl Par. Let's hope they get better!
Episode 1:
Jess needs to get ready and Nick is in shower. Schmitt is wearing his penis diaper, because his cast comes off later today. He asks Jess to itch his undercarriage. Ew. Jess gets fired from her job. Consolation prize? She can take home two items from the lost and found. She chooses sparkly hat and sunglasses. CeCe picks her up.
Scmidt wants to have a cast off party. He even invites CeCe. He asks Nick to bartend and Jess offers to be a shot girl. She has no skill and the other shot girl makes more money and does better. Jess ends up breaking a bottle of liquor and crying. Schmidt sees Cece and she brings her new boring boyfriend. She tells him they have too much in common, too pretty, and it will never work.
Episode 2:
Jess goes to the bar and wants to start dating a guy Nick knows. She asks him to give him her number. While there she meets a guy that thinks she is Katie from OK cupid. They go back to her house and have sex and she pretends to be Katie. She then gets sexy texts from Nick's friend and it turns out to be the short fat one, Bear claw, and not the tall cute one.
She gets caught however in the bathroom with Sam, while Bear Claw is there. He outs her for not really being sick. She tells everyone she is not Katie, but Sam does not care. Nick runs into Old Nick from the future and they talk and he tells him to apologize to Jess. Later on we find out he is a crazy homeless man and not Nick from the future.
Semi funny, but not up to New Girl Par. Let's hope they get better!
*All photos from fox.com
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