Monday, June 25, 2012

True Blood: Tara's Drunk on Blood

Tara is all sorts of crazy. She is running amok and hungry as hell. She almost eats this girl who can't change a tire (90210 and Suburgatory B-list star). She ends up at Merlott's and Sam feeds her True Blood until she is drunk. He puts her in the meat locker to sleep until the sun goes down. Sookie tries to seek help from Pam, but she is no help. Pam kicks her out and Sookie white lights her.

from ew.com

Cut to Pam flashbacking to when Eric turned her. They actually have a pretty loving romance and he doesn't bit her right away but saves her girls from Bill Compton, newly turned vamp. Interesting. She cries blood and super fast texts.

from wetpaint.com

Everyone is looking for Debbie, especially her parents. Alcide questions Sookie about it. Jason sleeps with his old teacher, I suspect the one he lost his v-card to. Sheriff Balflour is on facebook with his ass out. And Tara escapes from the meat locker to try and kill herself in a tanning booth. Jason even rejects Jessica when she comes begging for sex. Hoyt tries to wear eyeliner and go to Fangtasia. Jessica follows a yummy smelling fairy out of a dress store.

Sookie tells Alcide the truth about Debbie. Eric and Bill are wearing these chains with silver crosses. One wrong move and they get staked. They are to bring Russell back. Steve Newlin is the new Nan Flanigan. Bill and Eric share yet another girl. Lafayette turns into a brujo and pours bleach into the food. YIKES!

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