Thursday, November 8, 2012

Suburgatory: The Foam Finger

Dallas & George: All they have done so far is kiss. Every time he kisses her, she gets crazy and says best ever with a foam finger. She also put on a whole song and dance number for him to get him into bed. He literally had to cut her down from the ceiling. Then in her spinning class she spreads it like wildfire that George is the best lover ever and it gets back to the boys in the locker room. After they tell the girls they are together, he tells her to cut it out. He doesn't need a foam finger or her to lie, he just wants her. They finally do it regular style.


The KKK & Lisa: Dahlia is done with the three K girls and they need someone to follow. They latch on to Lisa and she compares them to dog sitting Golden doodles. She finally has had enough of them and pawns them back to Dahlia as they sleep on her floor.

Dahlia & Tessa: Dahlia's father is getting remarried to an Asian woman named Wa'ner and Dahlia loves everything about her. She said that's her BFF and they are LOLing and some other funny Dahlia shit. She says she is going to be the maid of honor in their wedding and then move out to Singapore to live with them. She even dies her her brown to look like her new MIL. Tessa is worried about her and eavesdrops on Dahlia speaking to Wa'ner via Skype. Turns out they eloped and Dahlia is crushed. Dahlia decides to succumb to nerdy Evan's request of being his magician's assistant in a show. She is about to, when Tessa breaks it up. She dies her hair back blonde. Then we see Evan and Dahlia talking about how their relationship wont work, because she is a shiksa (non jew), hysterical. In the credit clips, Dahlia is practicing her Torah, classic!

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