Suburgatory: Friendship Fish

George and Dallas: George is getting made over by Dallas. He is wearing sweaters around his neck and pink shirts and gardening hats like Sheila Shay. All is well with the world, until his New York buddies come and heckled him. He offers them diet grapefruit spritzers. He then takes them for lunch at the club and they make fun of Dallas. This is where he draws the line. He tells them that he has changed and he is happy. And he tries to take their job from them in Scarsdale. Dallas even helps by making more bathrooms and bedazzling. He does not get the job, but neither do they.

Tessa and Lisa: Tessa is so involved with her tablet. It has commercials everywhere and I actually love it with the click on keyboard. But since her breakup with Malik (Leopard scrunchie!) she has been on Tessa. Malik wants to get back together and is sculpting heads of her out of clay. Lisa brings over her sleepover trunk and they do arts and crafts projects, including watermelon helmets. She then brings out the friendship fish that she has been smoking for 4 weeks in her closet. Tessa refuses to eat it and calls pretending to be Fire Marshall Charmin. This gets Lisa community service and Tessa admits it was her. They take a bite and she gets violent food poisoning. George misses her calls from the hospital so her grandmother picks her up which he is not happy about.