True Blood: Season Finale

Russell is at the helm of the fairy gate and they are trying to light zap him but it is not working. In swoops Eric as he stakes him and he dies. The fairies are thankful and Nora tries to eat Sookie, but Eric stops her. They decide they are going to get Bill and fix all that is wrong. Jason sees his dead parents and promises to go as long as he can kill some vamps. They stop at the club and Tara tells them they got Pam, so she comes along as well. Road trip!

Over at Merlotte's its happy hour and in walks the pregnant fairy. She eats an entire container of salt as Andy explains to Holly he had an affair. She goes into labor which is more like an orgasm and pops out 4 baby girls. He is entrusted with them as she walks away, skinny as ever, talking about the light pact. Fairy birth is NOTHING like real birth, Amen Arlene!

Alcide gets approached by Martha and his new girlfriend who is hopped up on V. They need to get the V out of her system and go and fight JD. His dad gives him some V to level the playing field. He goes over there and sees a vamp hitched up and being drained. He fights JD and snaps his neck. He is the new leader of the pack again.

Sam goes to see Bill in naked form to plead to get Emma back. He doesn't care and tries to eat him, but Sam shifts into a fly and flies away. Bill orders all the guards to kill all small animals as they have been breached. Sam has a plan. Luna shifts into Steve Newlin and tries to get Emma out. He gets stopped by Chelsea the receptionist who notices he is missing his southern accent. Then by Sharon Osbourne woman who says he has a live press conference. During that he freaks out and shifts back into Luna and coughs up blood. Sam flies into the vamp's mouth and kills her. They get their message across TV just a little bit. But where is the real Steve?

Bill and Salome are consummating. He tells her to drink all of Lillith's blood. He laces it with silver and she drinks and dies. He is now drunk on power and as the real bottle of Lillith's blood in his possession. He lets Eric and them in. Jason kills all the guards and Eric and Nora do too, Matrix style. Tara frees Pam and they make out. She is a lesbo through and through. Jessica goes to Jason, but he cannot love her as a vamp.

They confront Bill and he tells them that he has all the power and drinks the blood. He busts into blood and Sookie cries in Eric's arms. He then rises from the blood into a bloody, naked Lillith form and his large fangs come out. Eric yells RUN and the season is over.

True Blood: Lillith Chose Them All

Lillith came to Bill and all the rest of them saying they are the chosen one and to drink all of her blood. Why she is always bloody and naked I have no clue. Jessica wants to warn Jason but Bill has gone mad, so he says she can go if she turns him. She agrees but doesn't want to so ends up killing the vamp security that came with her. The authority gets a visit from the general and Eric doesn't like what they are saying so he snaps his neck. Bad move. All of his security detail is not going to be happy about this. There will be a war against the vamps. Eric and Nora have their own plan and leave the compound and kill their guards as well as they have sex yet again.

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Sookie goes with Jason to see the faeries and has them hide her. She is wearing this horrid pink outfit, which I can only guess is to hide her bludgeoning baby bump. They know that Warlow is out to get her, but Jason tells her that Russell is too. The oldest, craziest faerie says she will zap him. However, when Russell and Steve come to find the fairies Steve gets zapped but Russell is too smart. He drinks of the head fairy and kills her and is all filled with power. He can see the fairy hide out and everyone inside. Get your fingers ready girls!

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Morella pops in on Andy to say he is the father of her child. And Alcide kills some baby vamps trying to invade his pops home. Sam and Luna are naked all over the place and find Emma but don't morph back in time. Sam is sent to be Bill's dinner and Nora, all weird boobed is locked up.

At Fangtasia, the Sharon Osbourne looking vamp comes to find out what happened to her sheriff Elijah. She finds out that his blood is all over Tara, but mommy vamp Pam steps in and takes the blame. She is carted off to be dealt with by the authority. Sam runs into her there as well. Bill kills one of the authority members for saying he was chosen and then Lillith choose Salome. Make up your mind bloody naked chick!

True Blood: Praise Lillith!

The coroner turned vamp is after Sookie and faerie blood. Good thing she ordered Chinese takeout (they eat somewhere else besides Merlotts?) and she stabs him with chopsticks. Her and Jason dig more and find a box under the floorboards that has a cryptic paper in a language they don't know. They bring it to the fairies who translate it as a contract. The first fae blood born is going to Warlow and that's Sookie! Uh oh.

Sam and Luna are trying to get Emma back. Steve totes her around everywhere, but when she morphs into human he is less than happy. They have a plan to get her. Why don't they make her morph into a rat with them and leave?!

Hoyt wants to leave town for Alaska and become an oil driller. He tells his momma and then meets Jason and Jessica to tell them too. One catch, he wants her to glamor him to forget them. She does and its sweet. He tries to leave town and Jason stops him. I think he wants to rekindle his friendship with him. So can he? Speaking of Jessica, Bill summons her to live with him at the authority and to drink humans. Uh oh. Daddy's gone crazy.

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Pam is told that she has to deal with the new sheriff. Tara doesn't like this so she stages a fake thing and kills him. Now they can run away together, her and her mother.

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At the authority they stake Molly with her own istake invention. Eric and Nora drink more Lilith blood that seems to be dwindling. He sees Godrick and she does too. Lilitth comes and kills him and blood is all over her again. Erik seems to be reborn. Or is this an act? The team is a bit upset with Russell's behavior and maybe they will overthrow him. Let's hope!

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True Blood: The Dragon

Sookie calls in Lafayette to find out who killed her parents. Grams tells her the answer is under her bed. He is so funny here. She finds a box with articles that Sherif Bud Dearborne found her parents. She follows Bud to his house and tries to read his mind, but his new girlfriend wearing a hideous robe knocks her out. She has been tied to the pig pen and Hoyt is there too. They are knocked out by ginger ale. The girlfriend is the dragon and Bud is in on it. They are going to feed them to the pigs and video tape it all.

Sam and Luna are trying to figure out who the killers are. They become flies on the wall to get the info at the police station. Jason figures out the boots are Bud's and Andy remembers the smell of pigs and Bud's cabin in kickapoo, lol. They finally track them down, shoot Bud and Luna punches the big fat Dragon for shooting her. They are arrested and we are done with them for now. But we have bigger problems.

First Patrick kidnaps Arlene and almost kills her. Terry finds them and finally shoots Patrick. The fire ghost takes his life and pays blood with blood and him and Arlene are free.

Alcide is struggling with not being a part of the pack. He goes to see his dad to chat. He remembers him and Debbie when they were young, the good old days. It seems that the other wolves are high on V with Jd as their new pack master. Russell gives them all blood in exchange for their loyalty. He takes baby wolf Luna to give to Steve as a pet. Oh no, baby Luna. She should morph and run away.

Back at headquarters, Erik and Molly are trying to come up with a plan to escape. He gets Nora to give in and knocks her out. Bill is supposed to help as well, but he has sex with Solome and she turns into Lillith as he bites her and is high on her blood. We end with him taking her side and betraying Erik.

At Fangtasia, they are stocking up on True Blood since all the factories are being blown up. Pam sees someone biting her customer and reprimands him until he says he is the new ruler of that district and pushes her down. He tells them that humans are for feeding now. I have no idea how they are getting out of this one. But I feel like Russell is going to have to die and the authority has to have leadership turn around. BILL!

True Blood: Vampires in Control

After a frenzy feeding, Eric has some conscious. He tries to tell Nora but she doesn't listen. Bill is on the vamp train too. They all decide to eat the people and take down other vamps who believe in harmony. Better yet, Bill says to bomb the true blood plants so they have to drink humans. This could get ugly. Who can stop them? We find out Bill had a daughter who he refused to turn.

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There are some hot naked Alcide scenes of him and the other wolf. They are doing it and he asks to be her boyfriend. He needs to fight against JD for pack master title. JD wants to use a track star to out race and then hunt and kill. Alcide says no and JD almost kills him until Martha steps in.

Jason is concerned about Sookie getting rid of her powers. They go to see the other fairies and do a seance where she is back at her parents death. She sees her parents and the vamp who killed them named Warlow. She sees her in her dreams wanting to get her, but who is he?

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Lafayette is stitching up his lip with vamp blood and rides away with ghost Jesus. He is asked to do a seance with Terry and Arlene. He makes contact with the woman she says she will break the curse if Terry either kills Patrick or Arlene. Patrick makes a run for it. I think he will die, huh?

Tara meets old HS frenemy and Pam decides to tie her up and let Tara eat her as a gift.

Luna breaks out of the hospital and shifts to be Sam. She is dying though. They try to get things out of the man at the hospital. They find out that Jessica was captured. Too late, Hoyt frees her after his friends let him kill her. Luna announces a big woman smell and shifts back to herself. Weird, because Sam almost kissed himself! Hoyt runs away and gets pointed a gun at.

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True Blood: Russell Lives

Russell is captured by the authority. They take the prisoners for questioning but end up slaying all of them. Which I was kind of confused by since I thought they are supposed to be all for peace between humans and vampires. Eric glamours Alcide into not remembering and thinking Sookie is repulsive. Bill supposedly glamours Sookie, but doesn't. Alcide fights with wolves there. Once Sookie gives him back his memories he goes to find them. He tells them that he wants to be the leader now and some brunette seconds it. I wonder if they will get together now.

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At the club, Pam breaks up the fight between Tara and Jessica. Hoyt sees this and confronts Jessica about still loving him. She tells him to back off. He gets bit by some vampire when the sups killing crew comes along and shoots the vamp. They recognize Hoyt in their Obama masks and take him into their van.

Luna and Sam are OK and in the hospital. Sam deduces that someone is out to hurt all supers (supernaturals) and little baby Emma wolf goes to her grandmas. After Luna's dismay she lets Emma stay with her grandmas for now. Sam tries to get Sheriff to help and they find out there are hates against them.

Sookie goes back to work, strange. Jason tells her about vamps killing their parents and the fairy night club. They go there and speak to Hadley and find out that everything is OK and they are safer there. A vampire ambushed their parents on the bridge. But who was it? Sookie is in denial, so tries to zap them, but it doesn't work.

At the authority, the execution of Russell is scheduled. Salome, who was in it from the start, never really staked him. So when they try to kill him, Russell turns around and kills Roman. Horrible. He is now in control. Nora is in the cell talking about g-d bringing them back, or something creepy.

Something small happened with Terry, so he says goodbye to Arlene so that the fire demon doesn't hurt her too. Lafayette went to see his mother and they talk Jesus and how he needs to find him and how he loves gay men, lol.

True Blood: Russell is Back

Bill, Sookie, Eric and Alcide hunt for Russel. They walk in on her and Alcide almost doing it. They finally find him and he almost eats Sookie. Sookie also sees in her vision a necklace which belongs to an authority member. Bill thinks its Nora, but there is another woman there who may be the one who dug up Russell.

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Sam goes to warn Luna about the death of the shifters. A truck comes by and shoots Luna and Sam, almost Emma. She morphs into a wolf and runs away. Are they dead? Too soon to tell. And who shot them? They were wearing masks. My guess - wolves.

Tara makes friends with Jessica. They both know what it feels like to change. Tara runs into Hoyt and he wants to get bit. Jessica tells her how great fangbanging is but she takes it too far. She almost kills Hoyt and Jessica stops her. Pam of course is a good vamp mother and tells Tara never to feed in public. Gotta love her.

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Lafayette is full Brujo. He doesn't want to be so asks for Jesus to appear. His head does with tied up lips. Strange. His mother is there too and talks to dead head Jesus. His mother wants Lafayette out!

Jason figures his parents were murdered by vamps. He has dreams about it and we get to see their parents.

Terry and Noel Crane are attacked by the fire monster. Well first their friend is and soon them.

True Blood: Fairy Land

Pam saves Tara from the tanning bed and commands her to stop. She then commands her to drink. Eric returns and releases Pam from his control as her maker. Pam is one of my favorite characters and I am glad she is taking a more pivotal role here. Bill and Eric are to find Russell, but so far no luck. Nora, tells the authority who the other traitor is to spare their lives. It is the young boy who killed a human and posted it on the net. They give him the true death.

After Sookie tells Alcide she killed Debbie, he protects her. He tells her parents that Marcus is the one who did it and they leave town. Sookie wants to turn herself into Jason, but he wont allow it. Jessica mind fcks the sheriff to forget about them. The Sheriff and Jason are busy going to fairy land. Jason runs into his cousin Hadley (remember she worked for the queen?) and she tells him that they are all in danger and to get Sookie. Vampires killed his parents. He freaks out. They get kicked out and fairy zapped.

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Meanwhile, Sam is approached by the other shifters. He finally agrees to run with them and finds both of them dead. Terry is off to find his war buddy and we flash back to him in the war killing people with Noel Crane Scott Foley. They find him and he almost shoots his friends. Bad sideline story.

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Lafayette goes all Brujo again and curses Sookie's car. It loses control and she jumps out. She is apparently fine as she walks right in her door and drinks. Sookie gets drunk off of bad alcohol in the house. Alcide joins her and they make out. Not alone? Bill and Eric are watching from the window and Bill is just upset about it.

I am waiting for this season to pick up, c'mon!

True Blood: Tara's Drunk on Blood

Tara is all sorts of crazy. She is running amok and hungry as hell. She almost eats this girl who can't change a tire (90210 and Suburgatory B-list star). She ends up at Merlott's and Sam feeds her True Blood until she is drunk. He puts her in the meat locker to sleep until the sun goes down. Sookie tries to seek help from Pam, but she is no help. Pam kicks her out and Sookie white lights her.

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Cut to Pam flashbacking to when Eric turned her. They actually have a pretty loving romance and he doesn't bit her right away but saves her girls from Bill Compton, newly turned vamp. Interesting. She cries blood and super fast texts.

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Everyone is looking for Debbie, especially her parents. Alcide questions Sookie about it. Jason sleeps with his old teacher, I suspect the one he lost his v-card to. Sheriff Balflour is on facebook with his ass out. And Tara escapes from the meat locker to try and kill herself in a tanning booth. Jason even rejects Jessica when she comes begging for sex. Hoyt tries to wear eyeliner and go to Fangtasia. Jessica follows a yummy smelling fairy out of a dress store.

Sookie tells Alcide the truth about Debbie. Eric and Bill are wearing these chains with silver crosses. One wrong move and they get staked. They are to bring Russell back. Steve Newlin is the new Nan Flanigan. Bill and Eric share yet another girl. Lafayette turns into a brujo and pours bleach into the food. YIKES!

True Blood: Authority Wins

When we left off Tara was turned and she bites Snooki! Pam is no help, all she can do is laugh. Finally she tells Tara she is forbidden to bite Snooki and Lafayette. Instead Tara bounces around Snook's house and trashes it. She is losing her mind. They finally capture her with silver chains, make her drink True Blood and make her sleep in Eric's chamber. Lafayette debates stabbing her and then Tara tells them she will never forgive them and leaves the house. That house should be burned to the ground.

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Meanwhile, Pam is missing Eric and having flashbacks of when she was turned. Eric is busy getting fried by the Authority. They try to get information from him and Bill by torturing them with silver injections. But in the end they promise to give them Russel, who is not dead in order for their freedom. They are intrigued and let them go. Shot to Russel all blood and gross.

Alcine refuses to be new pack master. He doesn't want to eat entrails either. Sam and Luna go back home and he tries to tell her that maybe Emma will be a wolf. She kicks him out and Emma turns into a baby wolf. Yikes!

Jason is getting punched by a kid who's mom he slept with. The reverend offers Jessica $10K for Jason and then $20K after a fang boner. She refuses. Terry is having flashbacks of the war and his friend and almost hurts Arlene. Uh oh. They are going to visit their buddy who they are afraid might burn them down. We finally find Debbie's missing car.

True Blood: Season Premiere

The vamps are back! True Blood is about a southern girl Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) who has special powers. She is a fairy. She can make things happen with her mind. Her parents and grams died, so she has her brother Jason, who is a cop, and best friend Tara. She was in love with Bill Compton (real life husband Stephen Moyer) and then with Eric Northman (another vamp), but after everything she is single now. She has been protected by werewolf Alcine. When we last left off, Debbie, his crazy were girlfriend came to shoot her because of jealousy and Tara jumped in front of the bullet. Also, Bill and Eric were hiding out from the authority (the law of vamps)

We start in on Debbie shooting Sookie and Tara falling to the floor. Bill and Eric try to save her but get caught by the authority. Pam, Eric's disciple, comes looking for him and ends up turning Tara. Apparently she has to drink her blood and bury with her. Lafayette and Sook are praying for it to work.

Jason has been approached by the pastor he used to work for only to find he's a vamp and gay and loves Jason. Jessica comes in to save him. Jessica is in charge now that Bill is out of town and she is throwing keg parties at his house and getting down with frat boys. Jason is not too happy about this.

Meanwhile, Bill and Eric are in the trunk of the authorities car and they blow it up. The girl in the front is Eric's sister (but not his blood sister, but turned by the same maker), they have sex and then they all get high jacked again before they get a chance to run.

Sam who has been with shifter Luna is getting beat by the wolves that Alcine had killed the pack master. Alcine finally comes and admits he killed him to leave Sam alone. Then the wolves's mother and father eats his insides, so gross.

Russell is back from the dead and feeding. Also, Terry's cousin (Scott Foley!) is back anbd causing problems, woo hoo.

In the end, Sook and Lafayette are waiting for Tara to turn. Pam comes out of the ground but no Tara. She finally pops out and almost eats Sookie. End scene.

Welcome back True Blood!

One Season Wonders

Ever have a favorite show that only makes it to one season? I had a bunch along the way. This DVR Junkie tries most shows out. Here a few of my favorite that I wish would come back! (Also a bunch of crossover stars!)

Swans Crossing 

1992. Displaying the lives of wealthy teenagers. Featuring Buffy and Ringer's own Sarah Michelle Gellar as the main star, the mayor's daughter. (See how early I loved her?)

My So-Called Life

1994. Best season ever. I own this box set and have watched it a few times. Following the lives of middle class Angela and bad girl Ray-anne with maybe gay Ricky, loving Jordan Catalano. Swoon. How could you not watch this? The only crossover star was Brian (Devon Gummersall) who played a bit part on Felicity.

North Shore

2004. Local Hawaiian hotel where scandals take place. Melrose Place meets Hawaii. Thought this show was going far, but I guess not. Fox cancelled it. This has crossover stars galore! We have Kristoffer Polaha (Ringer's Henry), Brooke Burns (From Pepper Dennis), James Remar (From Sex and the city), Shannon Doherty (Beverly Hills 90210's alum Brenda as well as Charmed) and Nikki Deloach (the mother on awkward)

Reunion

2005. Another fox show cancelled. About 6 friends coming together for their 20th high-school reunion. One of them was murdered and they need to backtrack to figure out who. It never ended, so I never found out! Bummer. However, a few key crossovers. Dave Annabelle (from Brothers & Sisters) and Chyler Leigh (Lexie Grey from Grey's Anatomy)

Related

2005-2006. Set in NY by the WB (cwtv now) four sisters with completely different lives. A heartwarming rom-com show, yet never made it too far. A few crossovers here as well. We have dad Tom Irwin (dad also on My So Called Life), Lizzy Caplan (who was on Tru Calling and True Blood as Jason Stackhouse's girlfriend addicted to V), Laura Breckenridge (who briefly starred as a teacher in a tryst with Dan on Gossip Girl) and lovable Kyle Howard (Bobby on My Boys and Lauren Conrad's real life ex)

Scream 4 Crossovers

Everybody loves a good character crossover. I know I do. I netflixed Scream 4 last night and was in particular awe by the opening scene. In it, they do a clip of girls watching a movie about girls watching a movie. Very Twilight Zone.

Anna Paquin

Our hometown hottie Sookie from True Blood

Kristen Bell

The anonymous voice of Gossip Girl

Lucy Hale

Sweet and loveable Aria from Pretty Little Liars

Shenae Grimes

Kansas native Annie from 90210

Don't you love when all your favorite TV characters are in one place? It makes you feel like a Hollywood land reunion :)