New Girl: Swim Therapy

Jess is still jobless and they refuse to help her out. She has PMS and without gas or hot water she is not having a good time. Winston pretends to have PMS as well. Nick has rage issues so he sits in the park next to this Asian man who doesn't speak. Nick bonds with him over no words and finally the Asian man takes him swimming where all his fears float away. He then takes Jess there in the end to help her. Jess applies to a job for creative writing, but after seeing a Yorkie in a cup, she cries. She learns that he died and cried even more. Luckily, she got the job.

Schmidt is trying to sleep with his boss. He ends up going home and making out with CeCe. She tries to pull away knowing it is wrong.

Teen Mom 2: Premiere

And the girls are back! Let's see how they are doing.

Jenelle - She is still on probation and being home with Jayce and getting a job. She is still fighting with mom about how to care for little Jayce and Barbara is concerned about Jayce peeing on the carpet. Things seem to be good for her until she goes out with her friend and smokes pot. Uh oh. She is about to go to jail and she only has herself to blame.

Chelsea - She is still with Adam for some reason. She quit her job to study more for her GED. She also thinks she should get a job in a hair salon and move her way up the corporate ladder if she ever goes to beauty school. They go out to eat together and he does not help when Aubree is unruly. He in fact laughs and makes it even harder for Chelsea to get things done. They just get take out and eat at home.

Kailynn - She is trying to get back together with Jo. He seems to be working on his music career and dating this girl V. She explains to him that they are sleeping together randomly and he should really tell his new girl that. She also doesn't want the new girl around her son. Uh oh.

Leah - Leah quit her job to focus on the girls. She is trying to get back together with Corey but he is not interested. Not sure where this is going, but I feel her pain even though she cheated twice. Whoops, forgot about that!

2 Broke Girls: Candy Andy

I heart this episode. It reminded me why I like this show in the first place. Let's begin, shall we?

Caroline and Max are jealous of two girls having a laugh fest. She asks Max to take the day off with her and take her out to lunch. Max agrees and they go to the local soup kitchen. Caroline has a sloppy Joe with her and there are funny nuns too. They see a hot guy come in and Max agrees that Caroline has dibs. They follow him over to his candy store. They make small talk and Max is in love with the candy. Caroline likes him but ends up having food poisoning in his store. She runs to the restroom but then throws up on his floor, causing him to vomit too. YUCK. BTW Candy Andy is Dick Casablancas from Veronica Mars and he is so great here!!

He comes to the diner to invite them to his candy party. Max accepts, but Caroline is too embarrassed. Max goes there and tells him to come back to her apartment. He does and they catch Caroline masturbating with the shower head in the tub. Uh oh. He catches the whole thing and she is even more embarrassed.

He goes to see her at the diner and strips down to a short tee and does a back flip. She agrees to date him and I am happy she found someone great. He used to work on wall street and gave it up for candy.

Side bit with Sophie, claiming her booth in the diner. Han gets so mad he tries to tangle with her, but it doesn't work. She just keeps claiming booths and evicting other patrons from their tables.

How I met Your Mother: Splitsville

Robin, Barney & Nick - After a groin injury, Nick and Robin cannot have sex. During this time she realizes he is not that smart. Barney gives her a deadline to break it off with him or he will send out an invite to Patrice and Robin's BFF day. There is a place to take people to break up, called Splitsville, where you have dessert and end relationships. She takes him there and Barney breaks it off with him. He cries and meets two other girls who are brokenhearted and goes home with them. Barney tells her he loves her, but is kidding and they finally kiss. Thank g-d!

The rest: Marshall and Ted have a lame sideline with their basketball teams the T-squares and some lawyer group. Lily is also horny because they don't have time to have sex. So Ted offers to watch the baby and they get it on in the middle of the room.

666 Park Avenue: The Stairs

We learn the background of Nona. Her mother gave birth to her while in the elevator at the Drake, even though her grandma warned her to leave. Nona became a child of the Drake. Grandma, who is catatonic, tells Nona not to let Jane leave. Nona speaks to Jane and begs her not to give in her resignation. She explains to her that Jane too is a child of the Drake through her dream. She shows her a photo of her as a child and she was there. She doesn't remember.

Meanwhile, Kadinsky has a scalpel sewn into his chest by Dr. Evans. He kills the cop and escapes. Evans is not happy and his debt has no gone up to $60k, not sure why. Clay, I mean, Brian, confronts Dr. Evans about the affair and he says his phone was lost until Alexis found it. Alexis tricked Brian and slept with him. So now he has cheated for real. Kadinsky is there to kill Shaw. However, Olivia gets to him first. She puts on poison lipstick and kisses him, causing him to collapse and Dr. Evans to not save him to repay his debt. Yikes!

Henry doesn't want Jane to leave, so Gavin tells him to propose. Olivia helps him pick out a ring and afford it. He has a whole plan to propose and sets up candles and flowers. However, Nona pulls Jane away. Her grandma is missing. They find her in the basement and she steals Jane's necklace and puts it to her eye. It is the missing eye from the mosaic on the floor. When she puts the necklace there it opens the floor and the spiral staircase opens up. She walks down and it closed behind her. Oh no!

Revenge: Demise of Mason

Mason is biting off more than he can chew. He confronts Emily about her time with Amanda. He then confronts Amanda. Amanda agrees to come see him and tell him the truth. When she gets there, she sees his board. She admits that Emily is obsessed with her and wants to take down the Grayson's. He gives her the pocket watch of Gordon's to give to Kara Clarke to prove that she knows this.

Of course, the Grayson's are having another party. At the party, Kara was supposed to leave and get on a plane, but after a call from Mason about Gordon, she goes back. Emily ends up telling Mason the truth how she switched places and how Mason ruined her life by writing his false book. He swears to make it up to her.

Daniel is devising his own plan to take Conrad down. He tries to get all of the investors on his side, including a woman from the initiative. He has no idea who she is. Emily learns that Kara is there for vengeance and asks Aidan to take care of her. Kara holds up Victoria and Conrad, and she explains that Gordon killed David. After seeing the ripped photo, she believes it. Before shooting them, Aidan comes in and saves them. She gets back onto a plane and Emily sends her there.

Sweet scene with Victoria and Conrad and him loving her. And another bit scene with the wedding planning of Amanda and Jack and baby Carl of course. In the end, Emily frames Mason for the murder of Gordon Murphy and she makes a deal with him. If he goes to jail like her father did, he can write the true tell all about everything and make millions. Does he take it? Yes. Sucker!

Once Upon a Time: Ruby/Red

In Fairy Tale Land.....

Red and Snow are running from the Queen's men. She stumbles upon another wolf who shows her his secret pack. The leader of the pack, her real mother. She bonds with her and learns how to control the wolf without her red cloak. Snow wanders into their lair and they almost kill her too, until Red stops them. The Queen's men find them and kill her friend and they kill all the men. Her mother wants revenge on Snow, but Red kills her instead to stop her.

In Storybrooke.....

The dwarfs have found fairy dust, hooray! They all go out to celebrate at Granny's. David runs into his father (sort of) who has a vendetta against him. He wants to ruin his life. Billy the mechanic, who is also Gus the mouse, wants to ask Ruby out, but she is afraid of the full moon tonight. Her and Belle say they have girls' night instead. She asks to be locked up in the freezer, since her cloak is missing. In the morning, they find dead Billy and Ruby broken out of her cage. Did she do it? Doesn't matter, the King wants to make it look like she did. He gathers all the town's people to torch her. David finds out that King George planted the cloak and killed Billy to frame Ruby. He has to convince wolf Ruby to back down and she does. But one thing the King did, he stole Jefferson's hat and burned it in the fire. Now there is no hope of bringing them back, even with fairy dust.

Meanwhile, Henry has been having those fire dreams, even though Gold has made a special charm for him to stop it. He seems to be getting burned in real life from them. He manages to stay clear of the fire, but is still trapped. Someone else is there, but who?

Fairy Tale Land Present Day....

Aurora has another fire dream and sees Henry there. She wakes to tell Emma and Snow who she saw.