Project Runway: Miss Piggy

The contestants are told a fashion icon will be who they are dressing for. Prada, Burberry and others have dressed for her before. Up comes a photo of Miss Piggy! Haha. Hilarious, but what a great challenge.

The designers do not have a lot of time and have $150 to complete the challenge. There was an argument over hot pink gloves and sparkly shoes for some of the designers. Mondo was the only one who avoids the drama.

Michael Kors is replaced for this episode only by costume designer Eric Daman who worked on SATC and Gossip Girl. Miss Piggy is a judge herself. Her and Eric do a round about making fun of her ears and other pig features.

In the safe group:

April with her Tim Burton-esque version of the mad hatter.
Jerell and his hot pink flapper ensemble
Kara and her peek-a-boo dress. I think she should have been in the bottom
Anthony and his whimsical dress with feather plume
Mondo and his mod 60's glitter dress

In the top:

Kenley and her pink giraffe print and very large bow. I have to say I love the print, but the cut on the top is not for miss piggy, way too sexy.
Rami and his pink polka dot dress. Very fun and totally piggy's style
And the WINNER: Michael! YAY. I love him. He made this gorgeous dress with a bow that made piggy think it was a huge present for KERMIE. awww.

In the bottom:

Austin: His moustache bothers me. His dress was this silver and pink that did not go.
Mila: Who refuses to listen and made a black mod dress too Mila, not piggy
And the loser: Gordana and her pink frilly mop. Bye bye girl.

Excited to see who wins aren't you?!

*All photos from ew.com

Grey's: 10,000 surgeries

Snore. I think this show is on it's way out as well.

Webber is about to preform his 10,000th surgery! That is a lot. He is going to have a red velvet cake with cream cheese icing, yum. During his surgery, his wife comes in with a bout of dementia and he needs to sing "My funny valentine" to get her to calm down again. This was a bit heart wrenching.

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The big surgery was two sisters, one with liver failure. The other was donating but wouldn't shut the eff up about the donation she was giving. She almost denied the liver because of this.

Because of Teddy's dead husband, everyone is giving her casseroles. She is super mad at Owen still and Cristina and her have been working around the clock on surgeries. Even though Owen tells them to go home, they disobey him and keep working.

Alex, April and Avery find an apartment together, they need to move out. Mark wont say I love you to his new girlfriend because he is still in love with Lexie. Don't you hate when two people cannot be together on shows? You just want to scream at the TV. Meredith is trying to find out what field she will be specializing in. They all tell her to go into general like her mother, but she doesn't want to be anything like her mother.

She throws a birthday party for Zola, takes the cake and makes it for Richard, since he never got his. As everyone is celebrating, in the kitchen Christina and Owen are yelling at each other. He tells her that she always does what she wants and never cares about anyone else and then drops the baby bomb. BAM. This is where it gets interesting. He is still upset about the abortion, well, get over it dude.

I really hope something good happens and soon, or I am over this show. Although next week's episode of how it could be does entice me.

Jersey Shore: Dropping Like Flies

One recapper wrote that people have given up on this show, and I can see why. Is it really funny to watch them go tanning and get smashed at Karma every night? Even their cast mates are dropping like flies.

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Vinnie has gone home, but for good? Deena is too busy crying her eyes out to notice. What does she wear, how does she doe her hair and makeup? YUCK. For real. Her and Snookie have a meatball day where they go day drinking and wear outfits that don't even cover their kukas. I am actually embarrassed by them.

This episode actually focused on a theme. It was Pauly and Mike's birthday, but sans Mike. It seems that Pauly's whole family came and they made a cake for him, but nothing for Mike. So during the birthday dinner he slept it off on a couch at the restaurant.

Pauly decides to bang a tattoo chick in Vinny's bed to honor his man. I have to say that he really is mean when girls don't want to DTF him. The girl in the beginning didn't and he kicked her out.

Situation has been maybe getting wifed up by his girl Paula. But he goes through some kind of revelation when he realizes nobody likes him and he basically disappears off the show. Will he be back? "I wear my heart on my sleeve" he says.

And why are Sammy and Ronnie so quiet? Will they start a storm soon?

I don't know people. I think that Jersey Shore is headed for cancellation? However, I did hear rumors they may film in Hoboken, did you?

Vampire Diaries: Ties that Bind

Bonnie realizes she needs to find her mother Abby Bennet to help break the coffin spell. Bonnie's mom had left her when she was younger, but she never knew why. They track her down to a house, but one of the hybrids got there first. He doesn't kill her, but compels her. Bonnie also meets a boy that her mother took in as her own. She is more upset by this than anything. Bonnie must tell Klaus where the coffins are or the boy will kill himself and mommy witch is not having that.

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Tyler cannot live with himself for biting Caroline so he calls her father to compel this out of him. Why invite him back, I have no idea. He chains him and up and tells him that changing into a werewolf will help him break the sire spell. He changes and breaks out of his chains almost killing Bill all together.

Meanwhile, Dr. Meredith Fell has some tricks up her sleeve too. She takes blood from Damon, but she uses it to cure her patients. We all know the healing powers of vamp blood will do to you. Ric lets her in on the secret that he has a power ring. She is intrigued. I still cant tell if she is evil yet, can you?

Back at Abby's house, Jaime has shot Stephan with a wood chip gun and Elena has to pull the chips out of him. Stephan comments on how much stronger she is and she lets him know that her and Damon have kissed. He is pissed. Although, I don't think he has a leg to stand on here. He did let her go, right? He tells her that she is better than him and better than Damon, OK.

Stephan gets home and punches out Damon for kissing Elena. "I see you two had a heart to heart". Before this Damon was able only to sneak out the one locked coffin and not the other three of his family.

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Klaus finds the coffins and is happy until out comes Elijah as he snatches out the heart of the hybrid and welcomes himself back. I am not sure this was the family reunion that Klaus was hoping for.

Next week there will be a dance and dresses and baddies oh my! I cant wait.

Revenge: Commitment

Ahhh, the highlight of my week. Emily and bestie Nolan are watching the tape of Daddy Clarke admitting to having a daughter with Victoria that she named Charlotte after his favorite Aunt. Does this melt her heart of ice? Doubtful.

Emily is still trying to get rid of faux-manda. She plants all of the tapes in her bag and then tells her that Victoria set the fire to the author's house. She also sends the tape of the now Clark daughter to Conrad. He views this and lets Victoria know he knows and that she will get NOTHIING in the divorce or Charlotte's name will be soiled. Emily really puts all her ducks in a row this time. Game, set, match.

Before this went down, daddy Grayson offered to pay for Declan's schooling so he can be closer to Charlotte. After he learns she is not his daughter, he tells her she should live with her mother. I feel super bad for her, its not her fault! Victoria even invites over faux-manda to see if she can get some DNA on her to see if she is a sister with Charlotte and this is all true. She makes her eat strawberries (I am glad you grew out of that allergy) and have some creme fraiche from a spoon. When it comes back positive, she tells Daniel the truth, but that she was raped by David Clark.

Meanwhile, one of Victoria's henchman go to steal back the tapes from the Stowaway and encounter Jack. He pulverizes him and Emily actually feels bad. She never wanted Jack to get hurt in any of this. Emily tells Amanda she needs to leave in order to protect Jack and she does, but will it be for good? Hopefully.

Daniel decides he wants to propose to Emily and buys her this gorgeous yellow diamond. He sets up the boat to a romantic dinner for two of the night they first met. It begins to pour. Although, he is under a huge umbrella, he proposes and she says yes. They tell Victoria and she is less than happy about this. She cant even eke out one of her priceless fake smiles. Emily feels not right with any of this. She goes home to sort things out and Charlotte is there looking for Daniel. She sees the ring and then they hug "I've always wanted a sister" she says. Nice twist. She thinks she is going to tell Daniel they are moving too quickly, realizing she may want to give up this revenge game.

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But how did the DNA test come back that way you ask? Well, we flash back to the lawyer, Mr. Ryan and he is actually helping Emily. He fakes the test to help, right before he gets fired from Victoria. I am a bit confused why he chose to help, but I guess he made good on his promise years ago.

When Daniel comes over and Emily is about to break the news, he breaks down to tell her about Charlotte. Then he says how that MONSTER David Clark raped his mother. Oh no he didn't. This sends Emily back into a revenge spiral and she is ready to take down Victoria Grayson with all of her might. I cannot freaking wait!!!

OTH: Second Episode

Brooke and Julian awake to Victoria taking care of the twins, putting out a full hot breakfast for them (coffee cake is amazing!) and letting them sleep in. But what is she up to. She is less than happy to find out that Brooke and daddy are going to do the Baker Man baby line. Brooke has a business meeting with daddy who is an hour late to find out he may have an investor. Victoria warns him not to break Brooke's heart and she walks away with his drink.

Nathan is home and is less than happy that Dan is there. He tells Hayls that he needs to go. Jaime loves some grandpa Dan so he doesn't want him to leave. Hayley tries to rationalize that although Dan saved Jaime, he killed Keith. After Nathan learns he has to go to Europe for a week, Dan is allowed to stay but must leave when Nathan returns.

Alex gets offered by Kris Keller to tour. She doesn't want to go, because her and Chase are so good. He even recruits Chuck to help move Alex into his apartment. Super sweet. But I have a feeling he is going to get burned.

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Meanwhile, Quinn is upset with Clay that he wont see at therapist to possibly cure his sleepwalking problem. By the end, he realizes maybe he should go and cannot go away for work until this is solved. But why is he sleep walking? I hope it leads to something good!

Finally, we get to see Mouth and Milly. Apparently they made him pack on the pounds. She loves him too much to say anything, but knows she will inevitably have to. Do you think he is really fat or this is a costume? Thoughts?

Ehh. This episode is back to mediocre. The only thing I can look forward to is the fact this is a final season and when that happens, nothing holds true. Major characters can die and people don't find happy endings, I cannot wait!

Suburgatory: Atlantic City

George wins this raffle for a trip to Atlantic City. He invites Noah. Fred Shay invites himself and so do the non gay twin husbands. George warns Tessa not to have any parties. She takes this as an opportunity to invite over her new boyfriend Scott. Lisa brings her the love box to help.

George asks Dahlia to watch Tessa. She says they are friends and refused to spy, but will ask her to hang. When Scott gets there, Tessa basically throws herself at him and he denies her. He wants to wait and take it slow. He said maybe before he went to Africa he would have thought about it, but not now.

Meanwhile, George is out with the boys before he learns that Fred has a gambling problem. Now he has to watch him and make sure he doesn't lose it. While they are out to lunch they spot Dallas' husband out with another girl. He tells George to lie for him and say he really is in Singapore. They hire these two strippers to their room, but Fred knows that his wife can sense when anything happens. He will know he is not spending time with his dying aunt, but that he really won $14,000.

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Back at home, George realizes that even though Tess had a guy over he can still trust her. That is, until he sees the love box and realizes that in the city or the suburbs, she will still have sex and freaks out.

Could this be it? Could we finally see George and Dallas get together? Fingers and toes crossed!