Pregnant in Heels: Flexible Baby Drama

Did I tell you how much I love this show? Let me count the ways....

First we start with Rosie who has her doctor write the sex on a piece of paper. Her and Darin find out at the end it's a girl! Hooray!

First couple is Aimee and Seth. They are travelers and just get up and go people. They want a flexible baby. Rosie brings them a mechanical one to see how it will work. They pick up with robot baby and Rosie in tow to a winery. Seth cannot handle when the baby cries and only wants to drink his wine. Aimee does all the work and they fight. They finally give birth to baby Beckett and mold to her schedule.

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Single mother to be Akua decides she wants to do it on her own and has no other options. Her friends take a pregnancy class to help learn things and she realizes that maybe she might need a man. She goes pregnancy dating but messes it all up. She asks him to feel her tummy, she cries and she only talks about things he does NOT want to hear. She finally gives birth to her little man Namdi and he is the only man she has time for.

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Bachelorette: Hometown Dates

Sorry it took me SO long, but I had most of the week off! But I am back, have no fear :)

Emily is going on hometown dates with the final four. We all can predict how it went, but let's just see if we were proved wrong.

First stop is Chicago with Chris. He takes her to a Polish restaurant and to see his family and his sisters. She has a great time with them. They have a huge Polish dance fest and music galore. He loves her and he tells her so.

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Next stop is to see Jeff in Utah. Who knew those skinny jeans were so country? He takes her skeet shooting, which looks really cool. His parents are doing secret charity work so they are not there, but his brothers and sisters and their kids are. She really likes him and he loves her. He reads her a handwritten letter claiming his love for her.

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We are off to see Arie in Arizona. She goes to ride in the car with him which is pretty cool. Seeing them together it just feels right. She goes to meet his parents and she is pretty nervous. They speak in Dutch in front of her and I can understand why she doesn't like it. Super awkward! But things end well and his parents love her just as much as Arie does.

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Last but not least to see Sean in Dallas. We go to his parents house where I have to say the little house for the grandchild is amazing. I want one for my future daughter! He tells her he still lives with his parents and she freaks. Thank the lord he is just kidding. Things go well and everybody loves Emily.

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Rose ceremony time and she lets Chris go. He fights it and tells her she is making a mistake.

Next up Curacao. Who's heart will she break next? I have no clue at this point.

Drop Dead Diva: Jane's Engaged!

We start off with Jane and Owen having lunch. She sees guards outside the bathroom and assumes its a celeb. She goes inside to hear a woman crying. Turns out she is a woman in a forced marriage to the prince of Butan. She doesn't want to marry him, so Jane helps her flee. She has to take the case to Butan court and they are horrible. They side with the prince of course and arrest Leela. She finally gets the judge to grant her freedom and Leela is set free. When she speaks to Owen about it he says he doesn't believe in marriage and thinks its archaic.

Meanwhile Stacey's pake business is not bringing in any customers. Terry tweets that a celeb was there and it gets filled. She also tweets a fake tweet and they come to shut her down if she does that again for false advertising. Uh oh! But some girls think Terry is Sandra Oh (even though she is anotehr celeb!) and it works!

Kim and Parker are representing Eric's teacher who got fired. He made porn videos with his wife and got kicked out. We find out that the principal saw these videos months ago but didn't report them. The teacher gets his job back after Parker pulls a stunt like showing his boxers. Him and Kim celebrate and kiss. Cute!

Back at work, Leela inspired Grayson to tell Jane how he feels. But Luke is not having it AGAIN. I could kill him. He tries to interrupt Jane and Owen, but is too late. Owen proposes to her with a gorgeous ring and she says yes. Darn it Grayson!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: DR part 2

We begin where we left off. Everyone left Kris and Bruce storms off. He goes to sleep in another room. When we awake, something is wrong with Kris' lip. She had a food allergy and her lip is so swollen she looks like Daffy Duck. She refuses to see anyone until the swelling goes down, so she gets a massage. Scott and Rob played drunken games on the girls and now Scott is hungover (after peeing in a trashcan). She wants to sleep the day away and selfish Kourtney doesn't understand his need for sleep.

We spend more time in DR, skeet shooting, sailing, being mean to Scott, making fun of Kris' swollen lip. Scott storms off to another hotel. Bruce goes to find him and they have a heart to heart. He realizes that Scott feels like an outside all of the time, because he is not permanently connected to Kourtney and could be deleted at any time. He finally agrees to come back. They give Kourtney a heart to heart as well and tell her to get Scott a symbol of their love.

They other girls make a music video and continue it on a boat. The whole family gets in and they all dance. Kim teaches them how to shake their buts in the water. Good role model. Although I have to say I like Kim so much more now that she is divorced.

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In the end they have a family dinner. They say the peak and the pit of their day. We actually hate Kourtney. We find out that she promised Scott she would marry him if he gave her another child. Now she is turning back on her word. I feel bad for him. He should leave her, he really should. She gives him a love bracelet and it somehow appeases him for the moment.

Back to America....

True Blood: Fairy Land

Pam saves Tara from the tanning bed and commands her to stop. She then commands her to drink. Eric returns and releases Pam from his control as her maker. Pam is one of my favorite characters and I am glad she is taking a more pivotal role here. Bill and Eric are to find Russell, but so far no luck. Nora, tells the authority who the other traitor is to spare their lives. It is the young boy who killed a human and posted it on the net. They give him the true death.

After Sookie tells Alcide she killed Debbie, he protects her. He tells her parents that Marcus is the one who did it and they leave town. Sookie wants to turn herself into Jason, but he wont allow it. Jessica mind fcks the sheriff to forget about them. The Sheriff and Jason are busy going to fairy land. Jason runs into his cousin Hadley (remember she worked for the queen?) and she tells him that they are all in danger and to get Sookie. Vampires killed his parents. He freaks out. They get kicked out and fairy zapped.

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Meanwhile, Sam is approached by the other shifters. He finally agrees to run with them and finds both of them dead. Terry is off to find his war buddy and we flash back to him in the war killing people with Noel Crane Scott Foley. They find him and he almost shoots his friends. Bad sideline story.

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Lafayette goes all Brujo again and curses Sookie's car. It loses control and she jumps out. She is apparently fine as she walks right in her door and drinks. Sookie gets drunk off of bad alcohol in the house. Alcide joins her and they make out. Not alone? Bill and Eric are watching from the window and Bill is just upset about it.

I am waiting for this season to pick up, c'mon!

Awkward: Season 2 Premiere

I am so excited this show is back! This show is truly a gem and really well written. It is about sophomore Jenna Hamilton (Ashley Rickards) who is a bit of a loser. She falls in love with class hottie Matty McKibben and has sex with him on the last day of summer camp. When she gets home, she gets an anonymous note (carefrontation) saying how she sucks and the reasons why. She is upset, takes Tylenol, but spills the bottle and slips in the tub with the hairdryer. She breaks her arm and everyone thinks she tried to commit suicide. Hilarity ensues. Her mother was a teenage mom and is always trying to make her into something she is not. Matty wants her but wants it a secret. Her best friend Tamara, who is hysterical, is in love with band geek Ricky Schwartz. Her other best friend Asian Ming, is never allowed out of her house. In season one, she goes through changes and checks off things on the list. She battles mean girl Sadie Saxton (You're welcome) and Lissa (god faring cheerleader) and ends up also liking Matty's BFF Jake Rosati. Her guidance counselor Val wants to be her bestie and is dating another teacher. She also writes this anonymous blog throughout the whole thing. What I love about Jenna is she keeps on ticking no matter what hits her. The lines are creative, the lingo is fresh and the characters are relatable and the boys are hotties! Amazing show, just pure enjoyment.

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In the last season, we end at the spring formal. Jenna is going with Jake, because Matty was too scared to ask her. Sadie was not allowed in, so asked Lissa to sneak her in, but Lissa betrays her. Tamara and Ricky find each other and Jenna says no to Matty and is with Jake. She gets home and finds the stationary the carefrontation was written on is her mother's. She wrote the note.

Season 2 premiere....

Jenna is dating Jake now and he formally asks her online to be his girlfriend, she contemplates it. It's Christmas Eve and her mother gives her a diamond necklace with a note saying "this is who you are" and her father, true to form, gives her a box of condoms. She goes to blog and finds out that some anonymous left a comment on her blog. She makes it private again.

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It's New Year's Eve and she is off with Jake, Tamara and Ming to a party at Matty's house, awkward! When she shows up, they shake, hug, weirdly say hello. Tamara spots Ricky there, when he says he was supposed to be at his grandma's. She slaps him. Ming has to be picked up at midnight. Lissa is trying to repent for her sins and asks Jenna to slap her. Val is outside crying in her car and calls Jenna.

Jenna goes to help Matty with the drinks and he tells her they are not over. He wants another chance. He will tell Jake he had her first and all will be well. Catch? Meet him back there at midnight or meet Jake for the kiss and accept his public request.

She chooses Jake and kisses him. Matty is distraught and drinks himself into oblivion. Sadie comes to speak to him but blows up when he wants advice. She admits she loves him and they make out, weird and gross! He falls asleep in the middle. Tamara is still mad at Ricky, but talks to his grandma and gives him another chance. Sadie is so befuddled she makes out with Ricky in the interim and says her classic tagline "You're welcome".

She goes home and accepts the relationship request. She is Jake's girl now. She goes home and writes a letter on the stationary and gives it to her mother. It says "This is who YOU are" and her mother freaks. BURN. Good job Jenna!

So excited to see more of this show and willing to watch it again and again!!

Snooki & Jwoww: Jenni's Bday

Jenni is in shock but feels better once Snooks asks her to be the godmother. They sing the lease even after dad's dismay. The move in and have Roger lug all the suitcases for them. Jionni is more concerned that their spawn will be teeny tiny in height. It's Jenni's birthday and Snooks is unprepared. She puts a candle in a bagel and gives it to her. They smooch goodnight and into their respective rooms. Hello Lucy and Ethel, Jersey style.

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