Teen Mom 2: Breaking Points

Girls, girls, girls. It always looks like 3/4 girls are miserable per episode and 1/4 is as happy as a teen mom can be. Let's check in with the girls and see how they are holding up this week.

Jenelle: She has moved back into her mom's after her big fight with Tori. She is worried about her court date. She picks up Keiffer and takes him with her to the court. Her lawyer tells her that everything should be fine if Keiffer takes the fall. His charges are all dismissed and 2/3 of hers are. The last one is not dropped so she will be on probation for one year meaning she cannot smoke pot and needs to stay clean. I think this is the BEST thing that ever could have happened to her. She starts to cry hysterically saying that she cannot smoke and she is so stressed and is so mad at Keiffer that he is allowed to. Sweetly and surprisingly he says he will quit with her and do whatever it takes to be there for her. She is hearing NONE of it. Boo hoo Jenelle, you cant smoke pot. Nobody feels bad for you.

Leah: Leah still wants to get the trailer but Corey is hearing none of this. He may have given up his truck dreams but does not want to move. He tells her that they rush everything like they rushed their marriage, she starts to cry, Poor Leah. She is going to move into her shiny new trailer with no Corey. And now we know why they end up in divorce.

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Kailyn: Jo has to pay child support. His lawyer apparently needed more time to think about what their strategy is. He tells Kail that he wants to meet Jordan since he will be spending so much time in his life. Jordan is weary about this. He says he doesn't want to and acts like a bigger baby than Isaac. They finally meet and Jo is very adult about this. He tells him what a big guy he is and then tells him how great it is to meet him and wants to be able to call him if he needs and vice versa. I am very proud of Jo here. Jordan however sits there playing with baby toys to avoid. Avoidance! Jo says do you smoke crack, haha. Then Kail confronts Jo on his girlfriend situation and they have a cute back and forth convo about it. AWKWARD.

Chelsea: She decides she has so much more energy and even her hair looks really great! She wants to walk in the mall for the march of dimes with her friends and baby Bree, who looks adorable. She raises over $700 and its great to see her happy and without Adam. I hope she learns her lesson, but who knows.

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Switched at Birth: Bye Bye Angelo

Emmet and Bay are moving boxes over to his dad's. He immediately loves her and hugs her, signing how gorgeous she is. His new girlfriend loves her too. She is hard of hearing, so she still talks and is super eccentric. They also have a huge bong in the living room. She tells Bay that she can sleep over any time and she is super cool with it.

Kathryn runs into Angelo at the farmer's market. They share a quaint conversation about having families from Italy only 5km away from one another. She decides she wants to invite him over for dinner. Regina, Bay and John are ok with the idea. Especially since Regina is sleeping with him. Her mother Adriana (who has been MIA) is not okay with it. She knows they are sleeping together and so does Daphne.

Meanwhile, Wilke takes Daphne out on a date on the golf course. She is driving the golf car and hits a sand trap because she cannot hear. He rolls over and starts telling her how he had scoliosis when he was younger and people made fun of his back brace. She connects with him because people made fun of her too. She goes to dish with Simone and the other girls and apparently Wilke dated not only all of them (plus the volleyball team) but took them to either the golf course or world of fun. He later has a heart to heart with Toby, saying he really likes Daphne and wants his advice. Toby makes him feel low by saying he is not a deep person. Ouch. Daphne and Wilke end up kissing and talking about their feelings. I think this is the cutest relationship (besides Bay and Emmet) so far this season. "We go to together like Ketchup and eggs" he says, "Ew that's disgusting" she retorts, haha. Adorable!

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Daphne is working at the car wash and this blonde woman comes in. When she asks Toby about her, he gets very defensive. He says she is just a reporter and there was never an affair. Uh oh. Something shady in the Kennish house. The alarm goes off at the house and John is nowhere to be found. He says he is at the golf club, but they say he is not. Daphne checks his date book and spies him and this girl looking awfully cozy over coffee. She later confronts him about it and he says he was with her because she is going to write a switched at birth book too and wanted to derail her. Daphne doesn't believe him and cries in his arms because she doesn't want two deadbeat dads.

At the family dinner, John and Kathryn get a call from their lawyer. He finds out that there is a warrant for Angelo's arrest in Italy. They confront him and he says it was because he had been engaged, his best friend had been sleeping with his fiance and he punched his lights out and fled the scene. Everyone is upset and Regina is the most upset. They threaten to turn him in but don't do so.

Emmet and Bay are going to sleep together. She even buys condoms. They have this cute talk about being virgins, but she signs the word vegetable instead. He says "are you upset that I am not a vegetable?" super cute. "I don't peel and tell". She goes to tell him how the dinner went with Angelo and he is all team bring Angelo down so she gets upset. He says lets not fight and she throws some low punches about his dad's bong and his weird girlfriend who wants to pose nude for Bay. Ummm. Sex is off the table tonight.

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And the cliffhanger you ask?.....

Bay goes to see Angelo but his door is kicked in and his clothes are gone. Where is he? She goes back to yell at her parents, but they didn't turn him in. Who did? Adriana.

What will happen next? Did Angelo run or was he arrested?

The Bachelor: Puerto Rico

They are off to Puerto rico (but don't worry Courtney, you have already been there) I think it is ironic how Courtney wears a "be nice" t-shirt.

Nicki gets the one on one date card and she is in my top two. They see a helicopter which is like the bachelor trademark. They fly to old San Juan and it starts pouring.So they buy authentic puerto rican clothes as he is in all white with a hat. Nicki opens up to him and tells him that she is divorced and Ben gives her the rose and they kiss. Kiss meter just hit one. How many more girls can Ben kiss tonight?

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Time for the Group date. It's for Lindzi, Courtney, Jennifer, kacie b, Emily ,Rachel ,kacie s ,Jaime and blakely. They are going to play baseball.  Chris tells them that they will be split into two teams to play. The winning team goes on a evening group date with Ben and the losing team goes home. One woman will play for both teams as the MVP and she automatically gets to go. Its lindzi horse. Blue team is Emily, blakely, Rachel and Jennifer.  And the red team is two kacies, Courtney and Jaime. Courtney says who knew strippers could play baseball about blakely. Hysterical! These girls are desperate to win time with Ben. Maybe a bit too desperate. Jennifer strikes out and the red team wins. Blakely cries and cries and cries.

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The winning team gets to go to a luau with Ben. Ben tells kacie B. that all his relationships didn't love him back. He takes her for a walk with the rose and gives it to her. She accepts and they kiss. Two on the kiss Ben-O-meter.

Courtney takes him for a walk and they walk on the beach. They kiss for number three. She offers him the chance to skinny dipping and he is weary of the idea of skinny dipping in the ocean.

Elyse is going on her one on one date. She is super excited to spend time with Ben. All she can talk about is wanting to be in love, not WITH Ben per say, but in love in general. They are going on a yacht. She tells him that she gave up a lot to be here. She quit her job, she missed her best friend's wedding. They decide to jump off and they kiss for Number four. They have a dinner on the beach and he is wearing a tux. He toasts to the "Best dressed couple on the beach". I don't think he is feeling her. I have started to be able to tell Ben's faces. He breaks it off with her. His relationship with her is not far enough. He cannot give her the rose. He's wearing the shortest pants ever. She leaves crying wondering what she did wrong.

The girls see Elyse's suitcase get taken away. Courtney starts her rant and says "Its bittersweet. Bitter for Elyse and sweet for her" and then ends with "Blew my panties off". Courtney shut up. She then decides to cheat in this game. She goes to his room with a nightcap. Now she tries to go skinny dipping with him and after his day he says why not. They strip and they kiss and he is in trouble. So they go in nude!

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Its the cocktail party.  He kisses Jennifer red hair and that is number 5. Him and blakely kiss as well after she opens up for number 6. He kisses lindzi as well. Wow, this is the most as we hit number 7. Emily tells him first that she is over the Courtney thing and then that Courtney is a weirdo. He's not happy. She should really shut up. He tells her to drop it and then to be careful. She really starts to worry now. Seriously girl, get your head in the game.

It's Rose ceremony time:

Lindzi horse

Jaime. Who is she? Maybe the next date?

Rachel teeth

Courtney

Casey s. Who is she? Next date?

Blakely

Emily. What?? Are they keeping her on for drama value?

Who doesn't get the rose, well Jennifer? But they kissed, I am super confused. Ben just threw me for a curveball.

They are off to panama city.

Do you think he made the right choice?

New Girl: Who doesnt like dessert?

I have to say that this episode had me in stitches. Jess is hysterical and I was even singing the theme song after it ended. Let's dig in.

Nick and Julia are trying not to label things. They don't want to get too serious. Meanwhile, Jess is super happy about having another girl in the apartment. Schmidt is so mad that his towel is super damp. However, he goes into talking about his beauty regiment and his sculpting chutney. hahahaha. Then there was another funny scene in the kitchen where Jess does this sophisticated guy act and Winston does one too. OMG. I was dying. I love the relationships between these people. The chemistry is amazing. Reminds me of a new age How I met your mother! Yeah I said it.

Jess asks Julia to help her get out of a parking ticket. First she offers her a blanket (to get toasty) and then a cupcake (I don't eat dessert). Who the eff does not like cupcakes as a girl? Super weird. She does not like Jess. The ticket is because she braked for a bird crossing. So Jess. After Julia leaves, she tells CeCe and her lesbian friend Sadie (where did she come from? Only place I know her from is Bride Wars) and they go into the time when this girl didn't like Jess because she wore polka dots. "You rock a lot of polka dots"

Nick argued that Julia did like her but she was straightforward. Jess says if she was so real with you, why did she ask me how many girls you are with. Nick is surprised. This goes into a whole conversation about how we girls know when someone doesn't like us and I totally agree!

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Julia stops by the bar to see Nick, where Jess also is. He confronts Julia on the whole asking Jess if he was dating other people. Julia tells him she is dating other people and that is why she said that. Then he tells her that he is also. She goes to the bathroom and Jess is in there. She tells Jess she does NOT like her. "I do NOT talk like Teddie Ruxpin" She doesn't get her whole cheery thing with cupcakes and blankets. Jess tells her that she doesn't like her pants suits and her attitude. Julia says she wants Jess to get out since she is about to cry and Jess wonders where she is going to cry and Julia cannot take up all of the crying space, haha. Then she walks out to the men's room and Nick is in there crying so Jess has to cry in the corner. omg. haha.

Julia comes with Jess anyway the next day to her court appearance. Jess ends up pleading guilty anyway and Julia doesn't understand. Meanwhile, Winston is trying to date this girl he used to sleep with Shelby. He ends up probably going to be her boyfriend. Another thing was Schmidt making Nick feel like he has nothing, so Nick tries to be Tom Cruise from cocktail and drops a bottle of vodka, ahhaa.

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Nick and Julia DTR, define the relationship and become boyfriend and girlfriend. I am not too sure if I like her enough to be on the show for a long time because I secretly root for Jess and Nick, but we will see. Schmidt is still upset about his damp towel so Jess suggest hanging a towel bar to let them dry faster. Julia also ends up knitting with Jess and her friends. She tries to make a hat, but doesn't get very far. She makes a successful baby hat though. Yay, they may be friends. Who knows. It is really hard to accept Jess for who she is.

They are all back in the bathroom and Schmidt reaches out for his towel. It is still damp. Nick tells him that he always uses THAT towel and NEVER washes it. EW. Who doesn't wash their towel? (I had an ex who did that, SO GROSS!) and Schmidt has been using the same towel that Nick uses to dry his junk. Instead of his fluffy, warm red towel on the far end. "Why would i Wash the towel? It washed me. Whats next? Are you going to tell me to wash the shower or the soap?!" hahahaha.

Omg. Keep me laughing New Girl, that is totally your 30 minute purpose in my life.

90210: Bree Sets the Fire

I have to say, I hope they are going somewhere with this. I need the energy on this show to pick up.

Austin and Dixon are still reeling over this arson thing to the Kappa house. Annie ends up becoming friends with Bree again and offering her to stay at Austin/Dixon's. While having dinner with them she overhears them talking about vandalizing the house. She then plants lighter fluid under Dixon's bed and anonymously tips off the cops. She does this why you say? She burned her client list in the bathroom and apparently the curtains caught on fire. It ended up burning down the house. She didn't want the cops to know about the prostitution so she blamed it on the boys. Later on Annie tells Austin the truth and he ends up turning himself in.

Meanwhile, Naomi is about to fail her psychics class. Her nerdy TA is mad at her for never inviting him to any of her parties. Just when I think she is going to have another Max, she ends up inviting him to a party, doing her experiment (After her inner Max tells her to, cute moment) and she gets to pass the class with a C.

Vanessa wants Liam to have a huge party at the bar, she spends his bank money on buying imported beer, somehow gets the All American Rejects to preform live (amazing band!) and works with Naomi to make the ultimate fiesta. They are still together and I don't like it. I want her out of the picture. Cant she go back to being Lexie?

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Ivy's boyfriend is still on project but he sends her to show her work at a gallery. The girl who runs it apparently dated her boyfriend Nick and doesn't want to give Ivy the time of day. They end up talking and she gets to show her work to her. Not sure what this storyline is. Seems like it was just placed there. Where is Raj? Is he OK?

And I guess the cliffhanger of it all, if you can call it that.....

Adrianna confronts Silver about dating the adoptive father of her child. Silver is a complete biotch to her and tells her it doesn't matter. Aid then picks up Maisy from school pretending to be Silver and spends time with her at the park. Silver and Navid try to figure out where Aid may be so they go to her room and rifle through her things. (Where is her mother?) They find a note Aid wrote to Maisy and realize where she is. When they find Aid Silver sits down with her and tells her she forgives her and they become friends again. Silver then takes Aid with her to meet Greg and he is taken back by seeing Aid there. It was not Silver's decision to do this and he is rightfully pissed. He breaks up with Silver and takes Maisy away from both of them. Well, at least they have each other right?

Ehhh... just ok I guess. I am not sure what I want from this show, but it used to be my favorite and now it is lacking.

The Lying Game: Derek's Dead

Whoa, I know, the title. OK we will get to that. This has become one of my most favorite dramas on TV (along with Revenge, Ringer and Once!) Read on.

Sutton is back to being Sutton as she is mean to her parents and mean to sis Laurel. Big surprise. Shouldn't they know that it was not Sutton all those weeks? I think my mom would! Any who, the gang is trying to figure out who this snake guy could be. Ethan and Sutton head to school to talk to Derek since Emma said he was being really weird to her. They see his arm with a huge snake tattoo. DUH. I said a few recaps back that I thought Derek tried to drown her, especially when he was so freaked out she was alive. Ethan tries to manhandle him but the teachers break it up.

Sutton is still giving Mads a hard time for Ryan. Ryan got tickets to see a band at a club and asks Mads to go. She asks Sutton to pretend they have to go to the library together to study for midterms and she reluctantly agrees. Later on when Emma is back to being Sutton she ruins the plan. She actually meets Mads at the library and then calls Alec to see where Mads is, but she is out with Ryan. Busted. Since Alec and Rebecca are getting pretty close, she invites herself over with food and wine to wait for Mads with him. She tells him that Mads is such a good kid and wishes she would like her. She had a plan and I will tell you more on my thoughts later.

Emma doesn't want Sutton to fail midterms so she pretends to be her. Meanwhile, Ethan and Sutton go to Derek's house. They find out from his mother that the night of the accident his car broke down by the lake and he was picked up by officer Dan. Surprise! Ethan goes to confront Dan about it and he says to stay out of it.

Laurel tells mom and dad she is moving on from Justin. Meanwhile, she is at school being with him in secret. Sutton tells her to lie to mom and dad. When Emma is back in the picture, everything is rosy again! She tells Laurel to tell the truth and hugs mom and dad to apologize for all of her wrongs and say how she appreciates them. She tells Thayer how all she wanted was a family with her real sister after being in 12 foster homes. Yikes. Girl had it rough. Damn Annie Hobbs for stealing her! Laurel is sitting at a cafe and chats it up with the cute band member who she jammed with at the benefit. Until Justin comes in and takes her away. Laurel ends up jamming with this guy at her house. I smell a new romance.

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Ethan and Sutton go to confront Derek at this body shop he spends lots of time at (go facebook stalking!). When they get there, he tells them that he did sneak up on Sutton in the car, but only to scare her. When the car flipped over he got out and freaked leaving Sutton there for dead. When he saw her the next day OK, he thought things were fine. Ethan wants to know who he was working for (Daddy Rybeck maybe?) so they fight. Derek hits him with a tire iron and Ethan knocks him out. They are about to rumble some more but a car is pulling up so they bolt. They end up getting pulled over by a cop, who knows Ethan so he lets him go (tail light out) but sees the bruise on his hand.

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A few big things here...

1. Derek is found DEAD. That is right, DEAD. Even deaths happen on ABC family. The cops think it may be Ethan since he has a huge bruise and was driving away from the shop with Sutton. Brother Dan tells Ethan he should lay low because he will get pinched for this especially since he admits he fought him. He gives him money, they cry and he bolts.
2. He goes to the school to take Emma with him, with Thayer in back and Sutton riding shot gun. As he goes to grab her the cops are there looking for him. They run, her fancy heel snaps (by the way her outfit was GORGEOUS) and he leaves her. As the cops are speaking to her, Ethan makes a run for it. Thayer jumps out but Sutton stays put. She has always wanted to be with Ethan and now this is her chance.

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3. Rebecca is ring shopping. I guess she thinks Alec will propose.

My thoughts....

Who killed Derek? I don't know. Probably Daddy Rybeck. I am pretty sure he is the one who made Derek try and kill Sutton. Rebecca is definitely the mom of the two and Alec is the dad and Ted was the delivering doctor. Annie stole Emma, but Ted got to take home Sutton as a prize. They never wanted Annie Hobbs to talk or Rebecca, because Alec was married at the time and Ted would lose his job. Any of this seem right? The only good thing here is that Emma finally gets her home back, just sans Ethan. Damn you Sutton. You ruin everything!

Pretty Little Liars: Secrets

One step closer to finding out who A is, let's begin.

The liars and Caleb are still trying to decode A's phone. They zoom in on Ali's box and see a fake ID in there. It has dark hair and they cannot make out the name. They are still keeping this secret from Hannah so when she calls to see what her friends are doing they all don't answer except Spence. She lies to her and says she is with her family, but Hannah hears Emily break a glass in the background.

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Back at school it's evil sis Kate's first day. She is sweet as pie to the other girls as Hannah has to be nice to her, per mom's instructions. Spencer swears she has seen her before. She can't place her, but she knows she has. As they are all changing in gym class Kate is struggling with her locker combo. Spence tells her she always remembers and she finally knows who Kate is. Kate was one of sister Melissa's campers and apparently had huge boils on her face growing up. Spencer tells her that she wont show the pictures of her from back in the day if she keeps being nice to Hannah. Score!

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Meanwhile, Hanna gets a text from A telling her to have Caleb back off. She starts to question the girls and Spencer tells her the truth. She tells them she was trying to protect him and would protect them too if she could. She tells Spence she remembers seeing Ali with dark hair. She was getting her hair done and saw Ali there in a brunette wig. Ali said she was pretending to be someone else, A Vivian Darkbloom. This happens to be a character from the book Lolita. Luckily, Hanna took that book (does she really read?) and their is a claim ticket inside. More on that later.

Ezra and Aria are still sneaking around. She tells him that his mom is slowly thawing out as where in her dad is more like a glacier about it. She is supposed to meet him, but he has to go to some teacher thing. She ends up spending the night eating pizza, drinking soda and playing air hockey with Holden (who's date also bailed) and having a great time, like a kid her age should. As they are leaving Holden reveals this huge side bruise. He says he got it from flag football, but we doubt it. Do you think that is what he has been sneaking off to do? Getting a little S&M? Meanwhile Ezra is at the teacher thing and he gets offered an assistant dean position at one of Hollis' satellite schools. When he learns the position is in New Orleans he is less than thrilled. The Dean tells him this is because Byron Montgomery (Aria's dad) suggested it. Of course he did. Getting Ezra the hell away from his daughter, smart move Byron.

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Hannah tells Caleb about A (not everything) and about her money problems she had. Caleb goes over to Jenna's house (to tell her to leave Hannah alone) as in comes officer Garrett. He wants to know where Jenna is too. He thinks that Caleb should stay away and I do too. I think he will be the next one to get it if he does not stop messing with A!

In lesbo land, Emily's mom is back and she asks if Maya can come to dinner. Apparently Noel goes to help Maya with her phone. Maya says he is nice and Emily says "No he is not, well his smile covers his entire face, so I can see why you would be confused" hysterical! She says OK, but Maya is being horrible. She makes all these jokes about pot, then tells Em's mom about her fling with a guy. Emily tells her that this is confusing for mom, but Maya asks is it really confusing for her or you? Caught. They end up making out in a sweet scene back at Maya's where she set the room up to look like the ocean, so Em could swim again. Very cute. Although I think Maya's time has expired, don't you?

Three Big things here....

1. They call the claim ticket place and the item Ali left is still there. Will this be a clue?
2. Somebody hacked into Hannah's phone and sent a naked picture of Kate to everyone in the school. But who?
3. A in the end is taking a gun from Mr. Hasting's (Spencer's dad) desk. But why?

My thoughts are this, Noel is A. He has "pretty eyes" like the waitress at the diner said. He is canoodling with Jenna and Garrett and her brought him in. He is ALWAYS around. He is also strong enough to man handle the girls. That is my prediction, you?