2 Broke Girls: The Intern

Candy Andy and Caroline are so cute. They are kissy and love each other and she is happy. She is staying out all night with him and being late for work. Caroline suggests that they hire an intern. Max is so used to be the worker and talking behind the boss' back, she doesn't think she can do it. They hold auditions at the cupcake shop, but Max lets it slip about the rat droppings there. She wanted the big boob girl, but Caroline opted for the college girl. They hire her and Max wont make her do work. They do the rat traps themselves and they paint themselves.

Finally the intern calls in sick and then writes the wrong text to them, meant for her friends about her boss being stupid and how she is going out for drinks. Max wakes up to the groaning of Andy and Caroline. Caroline makes the intern get enemas for her. Max is so mad she fires the intern. She sees the rats and Caroline kills it with her paint roller.

How I Met Your Mother: Lobster

Ted/Lily/Marshal: Lily needs a babysitter for Marvin, so Ted offers to do it. It is all fine until he crawls and they miss it. He tries to video it, but it doesn't work. Then he makes a book of all Marvin's firsts including seeing Santa. They try to remind him that he just misses GNB and his first baby. We see a clip from the future where they take his baby to see Santa for the first time, haha.

Barney/Robyn: Robyn compares her love for Barney like lobster. She found out she was deathly allergic, so she wanted it all the time and ate it and blew up. She has been talking like a dumb cheerleader, fawning all over Barney. She finally realizes that she is doing this because of that, even after dressing up as Lara Croft. He ends up sleeping with her co-anchor and then inviting Patrice over for a date because they connected. He however invents Bro Bibs and it is a big success.

90210 - 100th episode

Naomi/Max: She is trying to get into the women of West Bev alumni club, which is run by Gwen, Denise Richards. However there is another woman competing. So Naomi must go all out on this one. Max is too busy though doing a merger that was set up by Bryce. They go back to high school and she faces all her demons. She opens a new wing of fashion/science and it was defaced saying "btch" all over her face. They then play Jack and Jill football where guys dress as cheerleaders and girls as players. She gets everyone to tackle Felicity, her opponent which knocks her out of the running. She decides to have a lingerie fashion show at the playboy mansion. While she is there, she sees some girl messing with her heels. She finds out it is a fat girl she forced to run naked in HS who looks great. She apologizes and tells her to walk in the show. She then strips naked and asks everyone to forgive her, but they just throw food at her. I love how Naomi really has changed. But poor Max. Bryce was trying to sabotage the company and knocked him out of power. He blames it on Naomi, but in reality, he wanted to partner with her.

Silver/Teddy: Teddy is back, but boyfriend Shane and him are over. She gets them back together and even does a burlesque show with pals Vesta (Carmen Electra) to show everyone how fearless she is not sometimes. Shane is upset that Teddy is having a child with Silver though.

Aid/Dixon: They sign another recording label together. He is putting together a slideshow with the new surface (this thing is all the rage) and finds a video of her and Taylor. He goes to confront her and she admits to her affair, but Dixon only knew so little. He breaks it off with her, but tells her he owns her after she signed away her life. Yikes.

Liam/Annie: Annie is nothing this episode again. She runs into her cousin Emily who is doing so well (well she is on Suburgatory) She does run into Jasper, but he just wants Liam to star in his new screenplay he wrote. She goes with Liam to sign for a house in her name. He gets a call from the 911 recording he left for Vanessa and has nightmares about her being face down dead in the ocean. He admits it to Annie. I am assuming his stalker/bodyguard is doing this. He even makes up with Navid. In the end, however, Vanessa is alive and well and using her wealth to live off.

666 Park - Finale

Sadly, I do not think this is coming back. Yet another series, Dave Annabelle will not complete, just like Reunion. Damn. So let's see what happened.

Jane is at Maris' apartment and she goes into trance. She is transported back in time to the night of Peter Kramer and his friends. She is actually Libby Griffith, the babysitter of her grandmother. She wakes up though and she needs to hear more, but Maris says it is time to go. Maris gets a visit from Gavin, saying that he wants to know where Jane went. She says she will tell him if he allows her to leave her apartment. I guess the deal she made, she is stuck there. Jane does come back again and realizes that she is acting as Libby. They want to kill her grandmother as a blood sacrifice, but she hides her so they kill Libby instead. She sees Peter Kramer hide his journal in the fireplace though. Maris is set free by Gavin and bursts into white doves. Jane and the cop break through the wall and find the diary. She also sees the ghost of Libby through the mirror trying to speak to her. Creepy.

Henry gets called in for councilman. When he gets there, the current man tells him he knows about Jane's psych record. Henry has his publicist do some digging to find IRS papers to put him away. He then goes to see Gavin and this was just a test. He is going to be his prize horse.

Meanwhile, Olivia is trying to find Sasha. Victor Shaw calls her but there is no answer. Olivia calls her as well and it leads to some goose chase to her empty apartment. While trying to escape, Kadinsky kills Victor Shaw. She has no way to find her. But Gavin however knows where she is. In the end he finds her at a bar and it is Henry's PR rep. Seems like he knew all along.

Revenge: Winter Finale

We open up with skeet shooting. Everyone is there, including Emily and Aiden. Daniel is waiting for the vote at Grayson global to make him the new head. He also blackmails Nolan, using Marco, his old CEO, to find out that he gave all this money to someone. Nolan agrees to give up 51% of his company to Daniel.

Ashley has been convincing Daniel not to trust Aiden. So Emily leaks a video of Ashley and Conrad doing it to Victoria. She blackmails Ashley to sleep with an investor to get him to vote for Conrad. It backfires and Daniel shows up there and catches her, breaks it off with her and gets the vote back. At least I don't have to watch Ashley and Daniel anymore.

It's baby Carl's baptism and godmother Emily is there. She even says Emily Rebecca Thorne, so weird. During the baptism, Carl Porter's old friend Matt Duncan comes and warns Jack about the Ryan brothers. Turns out they are the sons of the guys that his dad supposedly kill. They warn him to be careful and then kill Mr. Duncan. Yikes. He goes to find the gun his dad his on the boat.

Daniel wins the vote and the initiative are now watching him. He also kicks Aiden off the board, probably because he is jealous of him and Emily. Emily gets a call from Victoria, but she is with Aidan so Victoria says to call her later. Hmmmm.

Have to wait to December to see who dies on the boat and if Ems and Daniel will get back together!

Once Upon a Time: Queen of Hearts

In Fairy Tale Land....

Hook goes into Belle's chamber to find out if she knows where rumple is. She doesn't, so he leaves her be. Hook gets confronted by Regina to do a task for her. He is to rip out her mother's heart. He is to bring a dead man with him into the world and return with her mother, dead. She enchants his hook to allow one heart to be taken, makes Jefferson's hat spin and off he goes. When he gets to Wonderland (Just as I thought!) he finds her as the queen of hearts. He tries to rip out her heart, but she doesn't hide her heart in the same place as others. She tries to rip out his, but he explains Regina sent him. She makes a deal with him that if he gets her close to Regina he can live throughout the curse she is sending forth. (Again, no wonder Regina's father was hiding in Wonderland and she left Jefferson there as the mad hatter). Regina kisses her mother goodbye and Hook wonders why Cora didn't kill her. She hopes to put back the pieces of Regina's life after the curse breaks in 28 years and they resume their quest. She protects them from the curse and I guess everyone else on that island. Makes sense. When the curse is broken that is when they reconvene.

In Fairy Tale Land, present day....

Aurora leads them to Rumple's chambers and no squid ink in site. However there is a scroll that says Emma over and over again. Aurora then traps them in there as Cora and Hook show up and steal the magic compass. They realize, she has Aurora's heart and she is being controlled by her. They leave and Snow realizes to blow the ink off the scroll and it breaks them free. They leave Aurora there but head off to find Cora and Hook. They have already put water back in Lake Nostros and throw the ashes in. It starts a portal, but Emma and Snow and Mulan show up. First Hook gives the heart back and Mulan runs it back to Aurora. (Her and Mulan try to find Philip's soul, although I felt like a lesbian vibe there). Emma and Snow fight Cora and Hook and knock them out long enough to steal the compass and drop through the portal. Meanwhile, Hook and Cora use the dead bean to find a portal as well.

In Story Brooke....

David is still under the sleeping curse. Gold realizes that Cora and Hook may come through the well, so he takes all the fairy dust with Regina and curses it. Whomever comes through will die, including Snow and Emma. Henry puts a stop to this and tells his mother to fix it. She does and he is happy with her again. Emma and Snow come through the well and all is happy. She breaks the curse with David and they kiss as well. Regina is left without Henry as they all rejoice without her.

The Kickers....

1. Cora and Hook are on their ship and sailing through to Storybrooke.
2. Emma feels like there is a plan about her, but funny enough her heart could not be ripped out by Cora.
3. Next season will be wicked! We will look for Baelfire, we might see Henry's dad and maybe some more characters, YAY.

Jersey Shore: Shower and Angelina returns!

Ronnie spends most of his time in his gorilla costume trying to scare the roommates. They are throwing snooki her shower and trying to hide it from her. They tell Jionni and he has to make sure that he does not go to the baby store with her. I guess they bought it all. They have her shower for her and she is so surprised. Her friends from home are there and she is really happy. Good job girls! But we end with Vinny pulling Jionni aside to talk.

Meanwhile, MVP is at the club and Mike is back to doing his thing. Problem is that Paula is there and she blocks him. He is not happy about this. While at the club, they also spot Angelina. She is trying to get to say I'm sorry to all of them, but they do not care. She will not leave them alone.